[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I could never mistake an olive for a doo doo ball.
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I didn’t use to like olives, now I think they’re great. It was kind of a conscious decision I made about 14 years ago.
Ever notice in ‘Feel Your Love Tonight’ they boys go from
gettin’ funny in the back of their car and bein’ sorry that they took her a little too far in the first two lines to tellin’ the fellahs behind the bar to tell her just how fine she is in the second two lines? Seems to me they wouldn’t need to use the fellahs behind the bar as intermediaries if they were already taking her too far in the back of the aforementioned car.
Really though, what is the price of beans in China?
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Soy beans, or mung beans?
Last time I went to a chinese restaurant I left a note with our waitress explaining She Say and I thought she was cute and she should call us if she wanted to get together sometime. This was over a year ago. Normally I would’ve told her straight out the way we felt, but we were with a non-playdate couple. Haven’t heard anything from her. Do you think she thought my breaf stank?
Really though, what is the price of beans in China?
Soy beans, or mung beans?
Last time I went to a chinese restaurant I left a note with our waitress explaining She Say and I thought she was cute and she should call us if she wanted to get together sometime. This was over a year ago. Normally I would’ve told her straight out the way we felt, but we were with a non-playdate couple. Haven’t heard anything from her. Do you think she thought my breaf stank?[/quote]
Wikipedia says Asian women have sideways vajay-jays.
I asked Jeeves about it, the only was “Smell of stir fry+menstruation”.