Help Finding A Pet

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I want a predatory bird like a falcon, can I get one legally?

It would be fucking awesome to to stroll around with a fucking giant bird following close behind or on my shoulder.

I could send it to do my bidding amd all kinds of stuff.

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Talk to TheBodyGuard. He’s a falconer.

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I saw the title of your thread “Help finding a pet” and said to myself “If he’s gonna eat it, I’m going to be really disappointed” -lol.

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You should probably stick with a hermit crab or something like that

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I actually thought you meant this kinda pet.

Ah well…

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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
I saw the title of your thread “Help finding a pet” and said to myself “If he’s gonna eat it, I’m going to be really disappointed” -lol.

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I’m not one to disappoint disappointment. So, I will tell you my plans. When I said “my biddngs and stuff”, it really meant “snatching other people’s pets and small children for me to feast upon.”

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Talk to TheBodyGuard. He’s a falconer. [/quote]
Hmmmmmmm, thanks for the intel.

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[quote]overstand wrote:
You should probably stick with a hermit crab or something like that[/quote]

Way too much upkeep

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I actually thought you meant this kinda pet.

Ah well…[/quote]

I have other interests outside of BDSM, ya know?

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Honey Badger. You may have to fight him for the food though.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Honey Badger. You may have to fight him for the food though.
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Yeah, but either way, he won’t give a shit.

The honey badger, that is.

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My own favorite meme-

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[quote]Oleena wrote:
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The softer side of Phil Anselmo.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I want a predatory bird like a falcon, can I get one legally?

It would be fucking awesome to to stroll around with a fucking giant bird following close behind or on my shoulder.

I could send it to do my bidding amd all kinds of stuff.
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Switch to State farm.

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[quote]ishinator wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I want a predatory bird like a falcon, can I get one legally?

It would be fucking awesome to to stroll around with a fucking giant bird following close behind or on my shoulder.

I could send it to do my bidding amd all kinds of stuff.
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Switch to State farm.[/quote]

Will this result in my receiving a falcon?