Healing The Fatassedness

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Shield B (Back, Shoulders, Chest)

OH Press TM 185 Week 2
Barx15, 85x7, 105x5
125 x 5
145 x 3
165 x 7, 6

BW Chin-Ups 5, 5, 5

Weighted Dips
BWx10
+30 x 5
+61 (28kg) x 8, 6

Chest-Supported T-Bar Rows
135 x 8, 7

Cable Lateral Raises - 2 sets

Face Pulls - 3 sets

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Saturday, January 10, 2026

Octane Recumbent Elliptical - 10-minute warmup

Wheels & Gunz A (Legs and Biceps)

Squats TM 310 week 3
Bar x 10, 135x5, 175x5, 205x3
235 x 5
265 x 3
295 x 5

BB SLDL
135x5, 185x5, 245x3
275 x 5, 5

Leverage Squat
90x5, 180x5
320 x 5
290 x 5

Leg Extensions
130x10, 175x5
205 x 10, 7

Calf Raises
360 x 14, 11

EZ Bar Curlz
70 x 10
80 x 10, 8, 5

I’m moving Triceps to Chest/shoulders/Back Day. Above lift took 75 minutes.

Did some Ab stuff.

I’ll take a walk in between games.

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Monday, January 12, 2026

Shield A (Chest, Back, Shoulders, Triceps)

Bench Press TM 290 Week 3
135x7, 175x6, 225 x 5, 245 x 3
275 x 6, 4 - felt mighty
245 x 8

Lat Pulldowns (wide neutral)
115x10, 145x5
175 x 8, 6
160 x 8

Hammer Strength Iso Row (Traps focus)
90 x 10 each
125 x 8, 7 each
100 x 8 each

Lateral Raises (machine)
115x8
130 x 8, 6

Triceps V-Bar Pushdown
60 x 8
90 x 8, 7
80 x 8

Octane Recumbent Elliptical
15 minutes (almost all in zone 4)

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Tuesday, January 13, 2026
30 minutes stationary bike

Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Lift Session 8

Octane Recumbent Elliptical
10-minute warmup

Deadlift TM 330 Week 3
135x10, 205x5
255 x 5
285 x 3
315 x 6 - nothing special

Hack Squat
90x6, 180x5
280 x 5, 5

Seated Leg Curls
100x10, 130x6
160 x 8, 6

Hoist Glute Thrust
1 platex5, 2 plates x 5, 3 plates x 5
4 plates +35 x 4 - back of knee tweak?
4 plates x 6
This machine sucks compared to the Nautilus Glute Drive
No wonder no one uses this new machine.

Calf Extensions
250 x 14, 12

EZ Bar Preacher Curls
75 x 7, 7

For the 2nd lift in a row, I efficiently navigated an absurdly crowded gym. Mostly an influx of college kids. Some returning to town for the semester, some haven’t left for their out-of-town campus yet.

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Friday, January 16, 2026
Lift Session 9

OH Press TM 185 Week 3
Bar x 15, 95x7, 115x6
135 x 5
155 x 3
175 x 6, 4
155 x 7

Hammer Strength DY Iso-Row
90 x 10 each
135 x 9, 7 each

StarTrac Pec Deck
80, 100, 120, 140 x a few - huntin’ and peckin, for challenging weight
160 x 8, 7, 5

Chest Supported DB Row
65s x 9, 7

Triceps Cable Overhead Extension (Rope)
150 x 8, 7, 5

That shoots this cycle in the head.

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Saturday, January 17, 2026

Walk with 24# weight vest - 2.6 miles in 46 minutes

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Warmup with stretch and foam roll

Guns & Wheels A (Legs/Biceps)
Lift Session 26-10

Squat TM 320 week 1
Barx10, 135x5, 175x5
210 x 5
240 x 5
270 x 10 - pretty happy with this

BB SLDLs
135x5, 185x3
250 x 10

Leverage Squat
90x5, 180x3
270 x 3
320 x 1 - this went poorly. I’ll figure it out.

Leg Extensions
130x10, 175x5
210 x 9, 5 - smoked

Standing Calf Raises
360 x 14, 11

EZ Bar Curlz
60x10
​​​​​​​90 x 7, 5, 4

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Monday, January 19, 2026

30 minutes stationary bike
2.6-mile walk in 46 minutes

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Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Lift Session 26-11

Octane Recumbent Elliptical - 10 minute warmup

Shield Workout A (Chest-Back-Shoulders-Triceps)

Bench Press TM 295 Week 1
135x8
190 x 5
220 x 5
250 x 9, 6
225 x 9

Kroc Rows
100#s x 20

Cable Lateral Raises
30 x 10, 8, 6 each

Hoist Lat Pulldown
154 x 10, 8, 7

Triceps V-Bar Pushdown
90 x 10, 8, 6

Good way to end a rugged day.

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Thursday, January 22, 2026

Octane Recumbent Elliptical - 10 minute warmup

Deadlift TM 340 Week 1
135 x 10
225 x 5
255 x 5
295 x 10

Hack Squat
90x8, 180x5
270 x 6, 6 - some improvement here

Seated Leg Curlz
115x10
160 x 7
145 x 8, 6

Calf Extensions
250 x 14, 12, 10

Freemotion Cable Preacher Curlz
70 x 8, 7 each

Bayesian Curlz
50 x 10

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Saturday, January 24, 2026

Lift Session 26-13

Octane Recumbent Elliptical - 10 minutes

Shield B (Shoulders Back Chest)

OH Press TM 190 Week 1
Barx15, 90x5, 100x5
120 x 5
140 x 5
160 x 9, 5

Hammer Strength Low Row (neutral grip)
180 x 10
270 x 8, 7

Chest Flye
160 x 10
220 x 7
205 x 8

Chest Supported T-Bar Row
90 x 10
140 x 8, 7

Triceps Overhead Cable Extension
60 x 10
75 x 8, 7

2.25-mile walk right after

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Monday, January 26, 2026

Octane Recumbent Elliptical - 10 minutes

Squats TM 320
Barx10, 135x5, 185x5
225 x 3
255 x 3
290 x 6 - a little crunchy today

SLDLs
135x5, 225x3
265 x 8

Leverage Squat
90x5, 180x3
270 x 8

Leg Extensions
115x10, 175x8
205 x 9, 6

Calf Raises
370 x 12, 10

EZ Bar Curlz
80 x 10, 8

Some crunches abwork

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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

30 minutes stationary bike

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Shield A - Chest Back Shoulders Triceps
Lift Session 26-15

Bench Press TM 295 week 2
135 x 10
205 x 5
235 x 3
265 x 7, 5

Lat Pulldown (Close supinated)
100x10, 145x6
175 x 8, 6

Lateral Raises (Hammer Strength machine)
100x8, 130x3
145 x 7, 5

Hammer Strength Iso Row (Overhand top handles)
180 x 8
270 x 8, 6

Triceps V-Bar Pushdown
75 x 10
97.5 x 8, 7

20 minutes stationary bike

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Friday, January 30, 2026

Octane Recumbent Elliptical 10 minute warmup

Deadlift TM 340 Week 2
135x10, 205x5
245 x 3
275 x 3
305 x 7

Lying Leg Curlz (Roc-It)
148 x 10, 8

Leg Press
2ppx x 10, 3pps x 10
4pps x 5
5pps x 3 - Hips revolted

Calf Extensions
250 x 12, 10

Cable Preacher Curlz
45x10 ea
70 x 8, 7 each

Crunch machine - a few for a handful

Pretty uninspired body of work. Really a heaping pile of shit. Maybe my hips are only good for once a week.

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Sunday, February 1, 2026

Walk 0.9 miles to gym

Lift Session 26-17

OH Press TM 190 Week 2
Barx15, 70x5, 90x5, 110x3
130 x 3
150 x 3
170 x 7, 5

Hammer Strength Low IsoRow
180x10
270 x 7, 6

Hoist Roc-It Chest Flye
had to do some huntin’ and peckin’ to right load
slot 14 x 12
slot 15 x 7

DB Chest-supported Rows
65s x 10, 7

Triceps Overhead Cable Extension
60 x 12
75 x 7, 6

20 minutes stationary bike

Walk 1.25 miles home from gym - detour through neighborhood.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Lift Session 26-18

10 minutes Octane Recumbent Elliptical

Squat TM 320 week 3
Bar x 10, 135x5, 175x5, 205x3
245 x 5
275 x 3 - good to here
305 - unrack-rerack. Hip gave me a quick heads-up

BB SLDLs
135x8, 225x5
275 x 8

Leg Extension
130x8, 170x6
205 x 7, 4

Standing Calf Raises (Arsenal)
280 x 15, 12

EZ Bar Curlz
70 x 10
90 x 8, 5

Cable Rope Hammer Curlz
60 x 8, 7

Also took an extended lunchtime walk, that adds an extra third of a mile and takes me by both the State Parole check in place and County Probation Adult Services for an extra adrenaline rush.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

30 minutes stationary bike
Adequate steppage

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Lift Session 26-19

Bench Press TM 295 Week 3
Barx15, 135x8, 160x5, 190x3
220 x 5
250 x 3
280 x 6, 5 - really solid

Lat Pulldowns (close underhand-ish Vevor #1 handle)
115x10, 160x6
190 x 7, 5

Cable Lateral Raises
20 x 10 ea
30 x 10 ea
35 x 10 ea

Hammer Strength Iso Row (overhand)
180x10
300 x 7, 5

Triceps V-Bar Pushdowns
75 x 10
97.5 x 10, 8

20 minutes stationary bike

Plenty o’ steps

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Friday, February 6, 2026

30 minutes stationary bike
Adequate steps

Saturday, February 7, 2026

5-minute warmup on recumbent elliptical

Deadlift TM 340 Week 3
135x10, 225x5
255 x 5
295 x 3
325 x 6

Leverage Squat
90 x 10
180 x 10
230 x 10

Seated Leg Curls
115 x 10
150 x 10, 8

Calf Extensions
265 x 12, 10

Cable Preacher Curlz
70 x 9, 7 ea

DB Hammer Curlz
35s x 8, 6

Cool Evening 2-mi walk

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Monday, February 9, 2026

Lift Session 26-21

OH Press TM 190 Week 3
Bar x 10, 80x8, 100x5, 120x3
140 x 5
160 x 3
180 x 6, 4 - really respectable work

Hammer Strength Low Row (neutral grip)
180x10
290 x 7, 6

Hoist Chest Flye
Pin 8 x 10
Pin 12 x 10
Pin 16 x 10, 8

DB Rear Delt Flye
25s x 10, 10

Triceps Rope Extension
80 x 10
100 x 4 - oops
90 x 6 - I’m done here

Went home to move furniture for carpet cleaning tomorrow morning.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2026
30 minutes stationary bike
2.5-mile evening walk

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Lift Session 26-22

10 minutes stationary bike warmup

Leg Ext.
85x12, 130x12
175 x 12

Leg Press
315 x 12
455 x 12
585 x 12

Hack Squat
90x10, 140x10
180 x 10

Lying Leg Curlz
98 x 12
138 x 12

BB SLDLs
175 x 12
235 x 12

Calf Extension
175 x 15
250 x 12

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Friday, February 13, 2026

Lift Session 26-23

Decline Bench Press
135 x 12
185 x 12
235 x 8 - a li’l sketchy

Hammer Strength Incline Press (selectorized)
110 x 12
180 x 12

Chest Flye (Hoist Roc-it)
Pin 9 x 12
Pin 13 x 10

EZ Bar Preacher Curl
45 x 12
75 x 12

EZ Bar Curl
70 x 12

DB Hammer Curlz
30s x 10

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