Healing The Fatassedness

Saturday, May 3, 2025

5-minute stationary bike warmup

Squats
Bar x 10, 135x5, 165x5, 195x3
225 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 8, 5

BB SLDLs
135x5, 195x5, 225x5
255 x 8, 5

Leg Extension
160x8
190 x 10, 9

Calf Raises - 2 sets

15 minutes stationary bike

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Sunday, May 4, 2025

30 minutes stationary bike
2-mile walk
5-minute mobility circuit

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Monday, May 5, 2025

5-minute warmup on ErgRow

Bench Press
Bar x 15, 135x5, 165x5
195 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 8, 8

Kroc Rows
105 x 20 ea

Hammer Strength Incline Press
288 x 8, 4 - ran out of gas fast

Lat Pulldowns
175 x 8, 7

V-Bar Cable Pushdowns - 3 sets

BB Curlz 80# x 9, 8

Why was the gym empty today? Cinco de Mayo? I dunno, we were missing a lot of broccoli-headed high schoolers today. Maybe their parents were too drunk to drop them off.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Deadlift
135 x 5, 225 x 5 - Nope. Lower back pain. Can’t associate it necessarily with an injury, but it just doesn’t want to be part of picking anything up today. Moving on.

Hack Squat
90x8, 180x6
270 x 8, 6

Nautilus Glute Drive
105x8, 195x8, 265x6, 315x6
375 x 6, 6

Leg Curlz
155 x 9, 7

Calf Raises - 2 sets

I was out in the sun all day and felt like shit, and the back thing fucking with my deadlift… This still ended up being a really effective leg workout.

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Friday, May 9, 2025

OH Press
Barx15, 95x5, 115x5
135 x 5
155 x 5
175 x 8, 7

Pulldowns (Underhand)
175 x 8, 8

CGBP
245 x 8, 6

Chest Supported T-Bar Row
160 x 8, 6

Lateral Raises - 3 sets
Rear Delt Flye - 2 sets

Cable V-Bar Triceps Pushdowns - 3 sets

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Monday, May 12, 2025

Squats
Barx10, 135x5, 185x5
225 x 3
260 x 3
295 x 5 - Back tweak again. Same place doing DLs last Wed. Bummer since the weight was moving well.

Naturally skipped RDLs too.

Leg Extensions
175 x 8, 205 x 9

Leg Curlz
130 x 10, 145 x 9

Cybex Eagle Lat Pulldowns
170 x 8, 190 x 10

Calf Raises - 2 sets

20 minutes stationary bike

I guess I’ll reassess back on Friday.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2025

5-minute stationary bike warmup (really just waiting for a bench)

Bench Press
Bar x 15, 135x5, 175x5
205 x 3
235 x 3
265 x 8

Kroc Rows
100 x 21 ea

Hammer Strength Chest Press
180x6, 220x3
260 x 7, 5

Pec Dec - 2 sets, this particular machine is a piece of shit. I think this is the 2nd time I’ve wasted energy on this. Startrac. And probably an original piece that was installed the same time the gym opened around 2001 or so.

Triceps V-Bar Cable pushdown - 3 sets

BB Curlz 80# x 10, 8

My normal 1.25-mile drive to the gym turned into a 10-mile congested 20-minute clusterfuck thanks to road construction. I was hoping that meant an empty gym. Instead, everyone decided that would be the ideal place to hunker down for the evening. I spent more time waiting for racks/machines than I did working out. 80 minutes for the above workout.

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Friday, May 16, 2025

Hack Squat
90x10, 180x6, 230x3
290 x 8

BB SLDLs
135x8, 185x5, 225x3
255 x 8 - good way to ease back into these

Nautilus Glute Drive
195x5, 285x5
405 x 8

Standing Calf Raises -2 sets

Lat Pulldowns (Underhand grip)
140x8
175 x 8, 7

Good thorough workout in under an hour.

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Sunday, May 18, 2025

OH Press
Barx15, 95x5, 115x5
135 x 3
160 x 3
180 x 7

Chest-supported T-Bar Row
115x10, 140x6
165 x 8, 6

Lateral Raises - 3 sets
Rear Delt Flye - 3 sets

Triceps Cable Pushdowns - 3 sets
Preacher Curl Machine - 3 sets

20 minutes stationary bike

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Tuesday, May 20, 2025

5-minutes stationary bike

Leg Extensions
130x8, 170x5
210 x 10, 7

Squats
135x5, 185x3, 225x3, 255x3
285 x 8 - mid

SLDLs
135x3, 185x3, 225x3
255 x 8

Lat Pulldown (machine)
130x8, 170x5
190 x 7, 5

Calf Raises - 3 sets

15 minutes stationary bike

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Thursday, May 22, 2025

Bench Press
Bar, 135x5, 185x5, 225x3
270 x 8, 4 - both ended with grinders

BB Rows
135x8, 185x5
225 x 8, 6

Hammer Strength Incline Press
188x5, 238x5
288 x 8, 5

BTN Press
95x5, 115x3
135 x 5 - not tidy

Triceps V-bar pushdown - 2 sets to failure
BB Curlz 80# x 10, 10

20 minutes stationary bike

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Saturday, May 24, 2025

Hack Squat
90x8, 180x6, 270x4
320 x 8

Nautilus Glute Drive
155x8, 285x5
425 x 8

Leg Curl
145 x 8, 160 x 8, 8

Calf Raises - 2 sets

Lat Pulldowns (Underhand)
145 x 8, 160 x 8, 175 x 8

Deadlift
135x5, 225x3
275 x 1
315 x 1

At this point I realized that I had only consumed about 600 calories by 13:00, and my head was swimming after every pull.

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Monday, May 26, 2025

Walk to gym (about 0.8 mi)

Lateral Raise Machine
110x8, 140x6
155 x 9, 7

OH Press
Barx10, 95x5, 115x5, 135x3, 155x3
170 x 8, 6

Chest-supported T-Bar Rows
115x8, 140x5
165 x 8, 6

Chest Flye Machine
130x6, 175x5
205 x 9, 8

Rear Delt Flye Machine
130x8
145 x 10, 8

Triceps V-Bar Pushdown - 2 sets

Cable Preacher Curlz - 2 sets

20 minutes stationary bike

Walk home from gym (I think like 30 miles :zany_face:)

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Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Squat TM 310 week 1
135x5, 5, 185x3
205 x 5
235 x 5
265 x 12

BB SLDLs
135x5, 205x3
245 x 12

Cybex Eagle Lat Pulldowns
170 x 10, 150 x 10, 10

BB Curlz
70# x 10, 8, 7

20 minutes stationary bike

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Friday, May 30, 2025

Bench Press TM 280 week 1
Barx15, 140x5, 160x5
180 x 5
210 x 5
240 x 12

Kroc Rows
100#s x 22

Incline DB Curlz
30#s x 8, 7, 6 - would’ve rather used 25s but whatevs

Hammer Strength Incline Press (selectorized)
260 x 7, 5

Triceps T-Bar Extensions - 3 sets

20 minutes stationary bike

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Sunday, June 1, 2025

Deadlift TM 335
135x5
215 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 10 - back tweak about rep 9. I have an issue.

Hack Squats
90 x 5
180 x 5
Felt my back again pulling up my knee sleeves.

20 minutes stationary bike

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Tuesday, June 3, 2025

OH Press TM 175 week 1
Barx15, 85x5
105 x 5
125 x 5
145 x 12

Lateral Raises - 3 sets

Rear Delt Flye Machine - 3 sets

Chest Flyes - 220 x 10, 8

Triceps V-Bar Ext - 3 sets

Cable Preacher Curlz - 3 sets

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Thursday, June 5, 2025

5-minute stationary bike warmup

45deg Back Raise +45# x 10, 10, 10

Hammer St Leg Press - 150x10, 210x5, 270x5, 330 x 6

Cybex Eagle Lat Pulls - 150, 170, 190 x 10

BW Dips x 10, 10, 10 - forgot my belt for weighted dips

Hammer Overhand Rows - 130 x 10, 145 x 10

BTN Press - 95 x 10, 115 x 11

EZ Bar Curlz - 70# x 15, 8

Triceps V-Bar pushdowns - 2 sets

Precor Abench Crunches (weighted) x 50

15 minutes stationary bike

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Saturday, June 7, 2025

5-minute stationary bike warmup

Leg Press - 298x10, 388x10, 478x10 - this aggravated my back.

Bench Press - Bar x15, 135x5, 165x5, 195x3, 225x3
255 x 8
235 x 10

BW Pullups Med Neutral x 5, 5, 5 - not glorious at all

Lateral Raise Machine - 145 x 8, 130 x 8

Rear Delt Flye Machine - 145 x 10, 160 x 8

Leg Curlz - 145 x 8, 130 x 10

Triceps Cable Overhead Ext - 2 sets

Seated Curlz (Roc-It) - 3 sets - wheeeeee!

Standing Calf Raises - 2 sets

15 minutes stationary bike

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Monday, June 9, 2025

5-minute stationary bike warmup

Leg Extension - 210 x 10, 7

Hammer Incline Bench - 278 x 10, 7

Cable Rows - Neutral wide - 160 x 10, 8

Machine Shoulder Press - 130 x 8, 100 x 8

BB SLDLs - 235 x 5, 5 - just testing the back (and forgot straps)

Face Pulls - 3 sets

Triceps V-bar Pushdowns - 2 sets

Cable Preacher Curlz -2 sets

Precor Abench Crunch x 50

15 minutes stationary bike

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