Healing The Fatassedness

Friday, February 23, 2024

Fluff Day
Triceps Cable Pushdowns - 4 sets
Triceps Rope Overhead Ext. - 4 sets
One-arm Triceps pulldowns -3 sets
Cable Curlz - 4 sets
Cable Rope Hammer Curlz - 4 sets
Face Pulls - 4 sets
Cable Lateral Raises -4 sets
Cable Shrugs - 3 sets

I went in to ride the bike and accidently did arms and shoulders.

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Warmup with speed rope, stretching, foam roller and jumps

Squats TM 340 week 2
Bar x 10, 135x5, 175x5, 215x3
245 x 3
275 x 3
305 x 8 - ok set
ss w
Band Pull Aparts x 100

BB SLDLs
135 x 5
225 x 3
255 x 3
285 x 8
ss w
Plate Raises 25# x 75

Lat Pulls
160 x 9, 6

Leg Extensions - 3 sets

Seated Calf Extensions - 3 sets

Ab crunch machine x 50

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I hate it when that happens…

Monday, February 26, 2024

Concept2 Rower Warmup - 5:00, 1162m

Bench Press TM 305 week 2
Bar x15, 135x6, 175x5
215 x 3
245 x 3
275 x 8

Hammer Strength Iso Row
282 x 8, 8, 6

Hammer Strength Incline Press (selectorized)
240 x 8, 6

Pec Deck - 3 sets
Rear Delt Flye Machine - 3 sets
Nice efficient super-set.

Rt Triceps wasn’t happy, so I left them be.

Stairmaster - 10:00, 550 steps, 33 floors

Efficient workout despite horrifically crowded gym.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2024
20 minutes stationary bike
3-mile walk

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Concept2 Rower warmup: 5:00, 1062m

Deadlift TM 405 week 2
135x10, 225x5, 255x3
285 x 3
325 x 3
365 x 6

Hack Squat
90x8, 180 x 5
270 x 5
360 x 4 - a little letdown

Leg Curlz -3 sets

Hammer Strength Iso High Row
105#/side x 8, 7

Ab crunch seat x 50

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Friday, March 1, 2024

Warmup on Rower - 5:00, 1132m

OH Press TM 205 week 2
Bar x 15, 95x5, 105x5, 125x3
145 x 3
165 x 3
185 x 7

Chest-supported T-Bar Row
90x8, 115x7
135 x 9, 7

Hammer Strength Shoulder Press
80x10. 130x10, 180x10
200 x 5 - not there yet
230 x 8

Triceps Cable Pushdowns - 3 sets
Rear Delt Flye Machine - 3 sets

2-mile walk - cut a little off the route just in time for the big raindrops. Had an unusual brisk SE wind at my back on the home stretch. Wet as it was, it was a nice change from the normal NW breeze in my face for the last quarter-mile.

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Sunday, March 3, 2024

Warmup with speed rope, foam roller, stretching & jumps

Squats TM 340 week 3
Bar x 10, 135x5, 185x5, 225x3
255 x 5
290 x 3
325 x 6 - pretty smooth

Band pull aparts x 100

BB SLDL
135x5, 225x5, 255x3
295 x 7

Lat Pulldowns
130x6, 145x6
160 x 8
175 x 7

Leg Extensions - 3 sets
Calf Raises - 3 sets

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Monday, March 4, 2024

3-mile walk

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Warmup w speed rope, stretching

Bench Press TM 310
Barx15, 135x5, 175x5, 205x3
235 x 5
265 x 3
295 x 5 - Rep 3 bumped the J-scoop and threw me off

Kroc Rows
95 x 22/ea

Hammer Strength Incline Press
288 x 7, 238 x 8

Triceps Rope Pulldown - 3 sets
Triceps Overhead Ext. - 2 sets

Face Pulls - 3 sets

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Thursday, March 7, 2024

Deadlift TM 405 week 3
135x5, 225x5, 275x3
305 x 5
345 x 3
385 x 5

Hack Squat
90x10, 180x10, 270x8
320 x 8

Lying Leg Curlz - 3 sets - bonus suckage, these were on a Hoist Roc-it.

Pull-up (wide neutral) 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 - I’ve lost some ability here. And I’m tired.

Crowded-ass gym tonight. Everyone getting their glow-up for spring break, apparently.

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Saturday, March 9, 2024
Warmup with speed rope, stretching & foam roller

OH Press TM 205 week 3
Bar x 15, 95x5, 115x5, 135x3
155 x 5
175 x 3
195 x 5 - weird to say, but my legs gave out before the shoulders.

Hammer Strength Iso Row (pronated grip) 102/arm x 10, 10, 10, 10

Cybex Overhead Press Machine
110x8, 130x10
150 x 10, 10, 5

Cable Lateral Raises - 4 sets

Kirk Rows 115 x 6, 6, 5 - looking back, I did these wrong anyway…

Rear Delt Flye Machine - 3 sets

Mood and mind were definitely not in the game properly. At the end of the day, it wasn’t the worst body of work ever. There’s something about the Saturday crew that rubs me the wrong way. At no other time of the week is the gym ever in such a ridiculous state of disarray. Dumbbells get dragged into the next area code, plates look like they were deliberately racked on the wrong posts, bumper plates stowed in a dark corner with neither bars nor racks. And to top it off, one of my favorite pieces had been junked. The chest-supported t-bar row is gone with a replacement coming in a few weeks. It was only a few years old but had issues with the core coming undone at the hinge.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2024

3-mile walk

Squats TM 330 week 1
Bar x 10, 135x5, 165x5, 195x3
215 x 5
250 x 5
280 x 12 - kinda rough

BB SLDL
135x5, 195x5, 225x5
255 x 12

Lat Pulldowns
115x10, 130x10, 145x10, 160x10

Leg Extensions - 3 sets

70 minutes to get through this.

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Wednesday, March 13, 2024

20 minutes stationary bike
2.5-mile walk

I seems I’ve been slacking in the cardio department… within a minute of being on the bike, my heart rate roared into the mid-120’s and stayed there the entire ride. Just a month or so ago I couldn’t even get it over 100 on the same damn bike without ramping up the pace a lot.

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Thursday, March 14, 2024

2.5-mile walk

Bench Press TM 315 week 1
Bar x 15, 165x8, 185x5 (accidently skipped 135)
205 x 5
235 x 5
270 x 9 - great push

BB Rows
135x5, 155x5, 175x5
205 x 5
225 x 5, 5

DB Press (slight decline)
70s x 15, 12, 10, 10, 8

Triceps Rope Pulldown - 3 sets

EZ Bar Curlz - 50# x 10 x 5 sets

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Saturday, March 16, 2024

warmup with speed rope, stretch, foam roller and jumps

Deadlift TM 365 week 1
135x5, 225x5, 225x3
245 x 5
275 x 5
315 x 10

Leg Press
298x10, 388x10
478 x 10, 10, 10

Leg Curlz - 3 sets

Standing Calf Raise - 2 sets

Frankly, I was a steaming lump of shit today. I’m logging this workout 8 hours after leaving the gym, and I feel beat up. Like “quarterback with a 3rd-rate O-line” beat up.

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Sunday, March 17, 2024
3.5-mile walk
20 minutes stationary bike

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Monday, March 18, 2024

Warmup with row machine 5:00 for 1068m

OH Press TM 205 week 1
Bar x 10, 95x8, 115x5
135 x 5
155 x 5
175 x 8

Landmine T-Bar Row
50x5, 75x5, 100x5, 125x5
150 x 8
175 x 5 -too much
150 x 8
125 x 10

BW Dips 5 x 10

DB Lateral Raises
DB Rear Delt Flyes

15 minutes Row Machine - 15:00 for 2957m

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Thursday, March 21, 2024

warmup with speed rope, stretching, foam roller

Squats TM 330 week 2
Bar x 10, 135x5, 175x5, 205x3
230 x 3
265 x 3
295 x 10

BB SLDLs
135x3, 225x3, 245x3
275 x 8

Lat Pulls
115x10, 130x10, 145x10
160 x 8, 6

Band Pull Aparts x 100

10 minutes stairmaster, 32 floors, 530 steps

Plus my normal lunchtime walk…

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Friday, March 22, 2024

warmup with rower 5 minutes, 1083m

Bench Press TM 315 week 2
Bar x 15, 135x5, 165x5, 195x3
225 x 3
255 x 3
285 x 7

DB Rows
80#s x 8, 90#s x 7
100#s x 10, 10, 10

DB Bench Press (1 plate decline)
80#s x 12, 12, 11, 8

Pec Deck - 3 sets - Star Trac piece of crap machine

Triceps Rope Pulldowns - 3 sets

2.25 miles walking

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Saturday, March 23, 2024

2.5-mile trail walk. Didn’t time or measure until after. I guessed a little shorter than intended…

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Warmup with speed rope, stretch, foam roller & jumps

Deadlift TM 365 week 2
135x10, 225x5,3
255 x 3
290 x 3
330 x 8

Leg Press
180x10, 270x10
360x10
450x10, 10

Lat Pulldowns (medium neutral grip)
115, 130, 145 x 10

I feel worn down again, so I quit here.

I’m noticing a pattern on my weekend workouts. Despite getting more sleep, despite not having the rigors of a workday, despite having instant nourishment at my disposal, my Saturday or Sunday workouts always suck compared to my weekday workouts. I can’t figure it out.

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Monday, March 25, 2024
30 minutes stationary bike
2-mile walk

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

5 minutes rowing warmup -5 minutes, 1134m

OH Press TM 205 week 2
Bar x 15, 95x5, 115x5, 125x3
145 x 3
165 x 3
185 x 7 - strong set
210 x 1 moved fast
225 x 0 good attempt, brick wall just past the forehead.

Chest Supported T-Bar Rows
90x10, 115x10
135 x 10, 8

Seated BB Press
95 x 5, 115 x 5, 135 x 5, 155 x 5, 175 x 3
I don’t like these.

Clock was moving faster than I was. Inexplicably, this middling workout took 80 minutes.

2-mile walk

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I’ve been dragging the last handful of workouts and know I am desperately needing a de-load. To buy myself a little time to finish this cycle I took Thursday off. How did I spend this extra rest day? I spent 4+ hours in a car, walked at half my normal pace for a couple of miles (out of courtesy to my wife’s short legs), then sat in an inadequately-sized seat in a packed arena for three-and-a-half hours. I started Friday off right, having whiskey for breakfast, riding in a car for another 4+ hours, and figuring I don’t know how to rest so I’ll just workout late Friday evening anyway.

Friday, March 29, 2024
Warmup with 5 minutes rowing, 1057m

Squats TM 330 Week 3
Bar x 10, 135x5, 185x5, 225x3
255 x 5
285 x 3
315 x 5 - not exactly bathing in glory

BB SLDL
135x5
225x5
255x5
285x3 - Psoas, Sciatica - I don’t know the cause, but it hurt something awful.

Leg Curlz - 3 sets

Band Pull Aparts x 100

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