Healing The Fatassedness

Saturday, April 2, 2022

20 minutes stationary bike - cruising speed (HR zone 2)

BW Pullups x 4, 3, 3

15 minutes stationary bike - determined pace (9 min in HR zone 4)

Sunday, April 3, 2022

warmup with speed rope, foam roll, stretching

Deadlift TM 375 week 2 (misloaded to TM 365 for some reason)
warmup with 135, 225
255 x 3
295 x 3
330 x 11 - in a twist of terrible irony, I equaled a PR effort.
I thought it was going too smoothly

Leg Press
388 x 15
478 x 10
568 x 8

Quad Extensions
3 sets of 12 @ 145

BW Chin Ups x 3. 3. 3

Ab roller - 5, 5, 4
Experience tells me I should go easier than I think restarting these.

Another efficient workout, aside from reading TM from the wrong notepad.

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Monday, April 4, 2022

2.4 mile walk w/ 20# vest

For shits ‘n’ giggles I took my BP right when I got home and the vest off:
115/76 HR-88. Not what I expected.

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Warmup with stretch & jumping jacks

Press TM 205
Warmup with bar, 95, 115, 135
145 x 3
165 x 3
185 x 6 - The regression on this lift continues.

Pull-ups, Assisted
55# x 6, 6
BW x 3
55# assist x 6, 6, 6, 5
super-setted with

BW Dips x 10, 10, 10, 10, 8, 7

Chest Supported T-Bar Rows
95 x 10, 8, 7

Triceps Rope Pulldown - 3 sets

Face Pull - 3 sets

1-arm cable hammer curlz - 3 sets/ arm

Stationary bike x 15 minutes at a determined pace. HR was in zone 4 (80-85%) the whole time. Easy to do after lifting.

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Wednesday, April 6, 2022

40 minutes stationary bike (HR @ 65%)

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Warmup with jumping jacks, stretching

Squats TM 345 week 3
warmup with bar, 135, 165, 195, 225
260 x 5
295 x 3 - really hard
330 x 5 - decent quality

RDLs
warmup with 135, 225
265 x 10
305 x 6

Leg Curlz - 3 sets

BW Pull Ups (close neutral) x 4, 3, 3

Band pull aparts

Ab rollout- handful

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Friday, April 8, 2022

25 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

Saturday, April 9, 2022

Warmup with speed rope, stretch & foam roller

Bench Press TM 315 week 3
Warmup with bar, 135, 165, 195, 225
240 x 5
270 x 3
300 x 5

Close Grip Bench Press
205 x 8, 8, 6

BB Rows
Warmup with bar, 95, 135, 155
175 x 5
195 x 5
215 x 5

Incline DB Press
70’s x 14, 11, 8

Triceps Rope Pulldown -3 sets

Rear Delt Flye Machine - 3 sets

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Saturday, April 9, 2022 - Part Deux

After my noonish workout, I came home and ate a satisfactory post-workout meal (steak rice veggies apple & shake)…
And then failed to recover. At all. I actually considered that I was coming down with the flu, 'rona, whatever. Except that I was not running a fever. My wife insisted that I ‘walk it off.’ So:

1.9-mile walk in 44 minutes. Grandma pace. I felt that awful.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

20 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

Still felt like shit, plus I had to do the week’s shopping and meal prep, iron shirts. Shit like that. I felt a shade better after a late afternoon nap.

Monday, April 11, 2022

Warmup with speed rope, stretch & foam roller

Deadlift TM 375
warmup with 135, 225, 265
285 x 5
320 x 3
355 x 9 - Tied Rep PR …Again. I left #10 on the table, too. Damn it.

Lat Pulls -5 sets
EZ Bar Curlz - 3 sets

I didn’t want a repeat of Saturday, so I checked out here.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2022

20 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Warmup with speed rope, stretch & foam roller

OH Press TM 205
Warmup with 95, 115, 135
155 x 5
175 x 3
195 x 5 -barely

Chest-supported T-Bar Row
90 x 8
115 x 10, 8

BW Dips x 18, 12, 10, 8, 7, 5

BW Chinups x 3, 3, 3, 2

Chinups Assisted 55# x 6, 6

Rear Delt Flye Machine - 3 sets

10 minutes cycling at urgent pace @ 80% HR

End of Cycle, and end of the 3-cycle program. It’s the first time I’ve been so consistent in my programming compliance in maybe 3 or 4 years. I’m gonna stick with PR sets and make some adjustments to my assistance.

Of note: A year ago on this date I weighed in at 284. My most recent scale readings have floated between 248-251, so that’s a really nice victory. My upper lifts have been lopped off radically, but I can actually set up properly for the deadlift without trying to work around a big belly. It’s all a give and take.

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Congrats on both these.

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Thursday, April 14, 2022

20 minutes stationary bike

2.5-mile walk

Friday, April 15, 2022

3.25-mile walk. Long twilight and full moon to light the way.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Warmup with speed rope, stretching and foam roller. Extended club mix.

Squats Deload Week
Warmup with Bar, 135, 165, 195
225 x 5
255 x 3
285 x 2
315 x 1
Next cycle my TM will drop to 310, so this was just a little 70-80-90-100 run-up.

RDLs
135, 185, 225 x 5

Hammer Strength Iso-Lat High Row - 3 sets

20 minutes stationary bike HR @ 65%

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Sunday, April 17, 2022

3.25 mile evening walk

Monday, April 18, 2022

Bench Press Deload
Warmup with bar, 135, 165, 195
230 x 5
260 x 3
290 x 1
320 x 1 - bit of a grind

BB Rows
135 x 8, 8, 8, 8

20 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

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Tuesday, April 19, 2022

3±mile walk

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Deadlift Deload
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 3
275 x 3
315 x 2
365 x 2
395 x 1 - OK but not good, stopped here

Pull-ups, Assisted
85#, 70#, 55#, 40#, 25# assist x 5 each

Abench crunch machine x 60 or so

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Thursday, April 21, 2022

35 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

Friday, April 22, 2022

Press Deload
warmup with bar, 95, 115, 135
155 x 3
175 x 3
195 x 2

BW Chinups x 4, 3, 3, 4

BW Dips x 10, 10, 8, 7

20 minutes stationary bike

Deload over. Shit gets real Sunday.

Or some platitudinal shit like that…

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Saturday, April 23, 2022

30 minutes stationary bike HR@ 65%

2.25-mile walk

For the week I had 3 lifts at deload intensity, 105 minutes on the bike at zone 2 heart rate, and only 11± miles walking.

Sunday, April 24, 2022

New 5/3/1 Cycle - OG PR sets

Warmup with speed rope, foam roller, stretching

Squats TM 310 Week One
Warmup with bar, 135, 165, 185
215 x 5 (misload vis-a-vis 205)
235 x 5
265 x 14 - Legs “We goin’ to 20!” Lungs and heart “WTF?!?!?! Stop now!”
My conditioning is still obviously abysmal.

RDLs
Warmup with 135, 185, 225
255 x 12 - another lungbuster

Pullups, Assisted
70# Assist x 8, 7
55# Assist x 8, 6

Biceps Complex
DB Incline, DB Concentration, DB Drags - 3x times through
Using 20#, arms were toast…

Stepmill
7 minutes with HR @ 85%

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Love this!

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Sunday, April 24, 2022 - PART 2

2.25 mile evening walk

Monday, April 25, 2022

30 minutes stationary bike
Chinups x 4, 3
2-mile walk

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Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Warmup with jumping jacks and stretching

Bench Press TM 290
warmup with bar, 135, 165
195 x 5
225 x 5
245 x 12, rest-pause 2. Pretty meek output.

BB Rows
warmup with 95, 135
155 x 5
175 x 5
195 x 12

DB Press - slight decline
80s x 13, 9

Triceps Rope Pulldown - 2 sets
Triceps Rope Overhead Extension - 2 sets

Face Pulls - 3 sets

Cable Shrugs - a few sets

Stationary bike conditioning - 10 minutes @ 85% heart rate.
Kinda easy getting to zone 4 when you’re already there.

2 miles walking

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Wednesday, April 27, 2022

30 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

Pull-ups x 3, 3

2 miles walking

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Thursday, April 28, 2022

Warmup with jumping jacks and stretching

Deadlift TM 365
135, 185, 225 x 5
245 x 5
275 x 5
315 x 12

Hack Squat Sled
90, 140, 180 x 5
230 x 10

Chin Ups
70, 55# assist x 4
BW x 4, 3, 3
40# assist x 5, 5

Cable Hammer Curlz - 3 sets

Abench Crunch Machine - 4 x 15

So I went into the DLs confident I could pull 15. I made a plan to go 5-4-3-2-1. In other words: do 5 (puff, puff, puff) 4 more (puff, puff, puff) etc. In hindsight, maybe 4-3-3-2-2-1 would have got me there… but then again, either I get to 15 with brute strength or I don’t. Timing when I take a few extra breathes doesn’t make me stronger.
Using the cable apparatus for hammer curlz was not a premier choice, but the high-schooler gymbro factor was high tonight. Groups of 'em working around every worthwhile piece of assistance apparatus.

I also only got in 1.5 miles or so of walking. I guess I should be happy I got in what I got in.

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Friday, April 29, 2022

30 minutes stationary bike @ 65% HR

Saturday, April 30, 2022

warmup with speed rope, foam roll, stretching

OH Press TM 190
Bar, 95 x 5
120 x 5
140 x 5
155 x 12

Chest-supported T-Bar Row
105 x 12
115 x 8, 8, 7

BW Dips x 10, 10, 10, 10, 10

Pullups, Assisted
85# assist x 8, 8, 8, 8

Rear Delt Flye Machine x 3 sets

Lateral Delt Machine x 3 sets - my one vanity movement for the day

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Sunday, May 1, 2022

1.25 mile walk - shit, I guess I was busy, chores and crap all day.

Monday, May 2, 2022

warmup with BW squats and some half-assed stretching

Squats TM 310 week 2
Bar, 140, 170, 190
220 x 3
250 x 3
280 x 10 - This time my lungs weren’t the issue. Sciatica stabbed me in the butt.

RDLs
135, 185, 225
265 x 5 - These don’t really work during sciatica flare up either

Pullups, Assisted
70#, 55# assist x 6 each
BW x 3
Sciatica fucked these, too.

Cable Curl Complex (Reverse, EZ narrow, EZ wide) - 3 times through
That knife in the topside of my butt cheek showed up for these also.

So I took some Advil when I got to the office this morning, and it wore off just in time for this evening’s lift. A shame, as my hips felt loose and I felt solid and strong.

2.5+ miles walking

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This made me laugh, only because of how literally true it can be sometimes. Sadly, I know from experience… Hope it eases up quickly.

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