Healing The Fatassedness

Friday, July 5, 2019

Cycle 40 De-load

Speed Rope x 300
Mobility
15 Med Ball Throws

Bench Press TM 335
Bar x 15
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 5
245 x 5
275 x 3
305 x 2
335 x 1 All’s fine here
355 x 0 Really?!?!? Maybe I subliminally knew this wasn’t necessary, and just didn’t give a fuck. My poor 140# spotter pulled a deadlift PR off my chest.

Cable Rows 3 sets of 10

20 minutes stationary bike

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Cycle 40 Deload (Kroc’s Simplest Deadlift Program Week 8) -Which means no deadlifting?!?!?!

Speed Rope x 325
Mobility

Good Mornings
Bar x 10
95 x 10
115 x 10
135 x 10
135 x 10

Glute Drive Machine (Hip thrust Nautilus machine)
105 x 10
205 x 10
205 x 10
205 x 10

Leg Curlz 3 x 10

Monday, July 8, 2019

30 minutes stationary bike

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Cycle 40 De-load

OH Press TM 220
Bar x 15
95 x 8
115 x 5
135 x 5

155 x 5
175 x 3
200 x 2
225 x 2 -Good double

Lat Pulls
4 sets of 8 @ 140#

Face Pulls 3 sets of 12

20 minutes stationary bike

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 1 Day 1

Mobility
Box Jumps x 15

Squats TM 375 (Rhodes 5x5/3/1)
Bar x 10
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 5
260 x 5
295 x 5
325 x 5
325 x 5 -Struggled with form here.
325 x 5

Leg Press
388 x 15 x 3 sets

Lying Leg Curls
110 x 8 x 3 sets

Band Pull Aparts x 100

Calves 3 sets

Cable Shrugs 3 sets

Abench Crunches x 40

Seated Incline Curl machine -3 sets

Light crowd and really efficient work.

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 1 Day 2

Speed Rope x 300
Mobility -lots of it. I’m still crippled from Thurs. leg day.
Med Ball Throws x 15

Bench Press TM 340 (Rhodes 5x5/3/1)
Bar x 15
135 x 8
185 x 5

230 x 5
265 x 5
300 x 5
300 x 5
300 x 5 -No grinders today.

Single-Arm High Cable Rows
5 sets of 10

Decline (slight) DB Press
60#/side x 10 x 5 sets

Lat Pulls
3 sets of 12 @ 120#

Rear Delt Flyes
4 sets of 10

Sunday, July 14, 2019

5 min elliptical warmup
Stationary bike sprints 5 x :30 w/ 1 min recovery.
15 min. stationary bike at cruising pace

Monday, July 15, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 1 Day 3

Deadlift -Week 9 of Matt Kroc’s Simplest Deadlift Program. 4 sets of 5 @80% (350) of 1RM (435)
135 x 10
225 x 5
225 x 5
275 x 3
315 x 5
350 x 5
350 x 5
350 x 5
350 x 5
Brutal.

Good Mornings
135 x 10 x 3 sets
These are much tougher fatigued than when fresh.

Nautilus Glute Drive
225 x 10 x 2
Butt said no to third set

Calves

Spent

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

5 min stationary bike warmup
Stationary bike sprints 5 x :30 w/ 1 min recovery.
15 min. stationary bike at cruising pace

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 1 Day 4

Speed Rope x 350
Mobility
Med Ball Throws x 15

OH Press
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 3
145 x 5
170 x 5
190 x 5
145 x 5 x 5

Assisted Chins/Pullups x 38

BW Dips x 35

Chest Supported T-Bar Row 3 sets of 8 @ a plate and a half

Rear Delt Flyes

Friday, July 19, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 2 Day 1

Mobility
Box Jumps x 15

Squats TM 375 (Rhodes 5x5/3/1)
Bar x 10
135 x 6
185 x 5
225 x 3

265 x 5
300 x 5
335 x 5
335 x 3 -Failure. Went crashing into the rack on rep 4 -from the hole…
335 x 2 -just to regain some confidence (and dignity)
335 x 1 -nothing here. Re-racked and moved on

Leg Curls
3 sets of 10 at 100#

Calves

EZ Bar Curlz
50 x 20, 16, 8 w/ 30 second rests

Bad days happen, but this maybe indicative that I may have bitten of more than I can chew with the Rhodes variation and where my TMs stand.

Sunday, July 21, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 2 Day 2

Speed Rope x 350
Mobility
Med Ball Throws x 15

Bench Press TM 340 (Rhodes 5x5/3/1)
Bar x 15
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 3
245 x 5
275 x 5
305 x 5
305 x 5
305 x 5 -Really good final set

Cable Rows 5 sets of 10

DB Bench Press (Slight Decline)
#60/side x 50 total

Rear Delt Flyes 3 sets of 10

20 minutes stationary bike

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 2 Day 3

Deadlift -Week 10 of Kroc’s Simplest Deadlift Program 4 sets of 3 @ 85% (370) of 1RM (435)
135 x 8
225 x 5
275 x 3
315 x 3
335 x 1
370 x 3 Mixed grip to here
370 x 3
370 x 3
370 x 3

Nautilus Glute Drive
195 x 10 x 3 sets

Good Mornings
135 x 10 x 2 sets
While waiting for a rack, I felt some serious back pump (or maybe it just tightened up),
made GMs suck even more than normal.

Calves

Got a new leather belt, which I used for most of my DL sets, but it’ll take time to break in, so I went back to my web/velcro belt for my last 2 sets in order to concentrate on pulling rather than the thick slab of stiff leather and metal hardware digging holes in my flabby and bloated midsection.

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 2 Day 4

OH Press TM 225
Bar x 10
95 x 8
115 x 5
135 x 5
160 x 5
185 x 5
205 x 5
160 x 5 x 5

Lat Pulls
5 sets of 10

Hammer Strength Incline
3 sets of 10

Face Pulls
3 x 15

It was over 100F (38C) today with precipitation, so today’s work was a soul sucking muggy slog.

This may be my last lift for a week or 2 as my family finds itself suddenly moving. A larger unit became available, so we jumped on it, and so we have to move, like now. Bonus suckage as it expected to climb to 110F (43C) here at some point this weekend. Timing is everything. Then were on a little out of town trip after that.

Friday, August 2, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 3 Day 1

Speed Rope x 350
Tons of Mobility work -needed it
Box Jumps x 15

Squats TM 375 (Rhodes 5x5/3/1 -maybe)
Bar x 10
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 5
275 x 5
315 x 5
345 x 4 -pretty good so far
345 x 1 -nothing there

Leg Press
3 plates x 10 x 3 sets

RDLs
185 x 10 x 3 sets

Leg Curls
3 sets of 10

Calves

I’ve spent the last week moving into a new apartment during a heat wave, and I feel pretty awful. Yesterday I couldn’t even quench my thirst…I downed at least 2 gallons of water. On top of all that I think the third cycle of Rhodes 5x5/3/1 was ill-advised. I’ll be back to basics next month.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Cycle 42 Week 3 Day 2

Bench Press TM 340
Bar x 10
135 x 8
185 x 5
225 x 3
245 x 5
280 x 5
315 x 5
315 x 4
315 x 4

BB Rows
205 x 5 x 5

DB Bench Press
55s x 20, 15, 8 (30 sec rests)

Cable Rows 3 sets of 8

Face Pulls

After Friday’s squats it was clear I hadn’t recovered from the rigors of moving. Even with a pretty pedestrian routine, I was crippled well through Monday morning. I felt alright today, despite a stress-filled sleep-free night, and a long day of driving.

Wednesday, August 7, 2019
30 minutes stationary bike

Thursday, August 8, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 3 Day 3

Deadlift - Week 11 of Kroc’s Simplest Deadlift Program (4 x 1 @90%)
135 x 10
225 x 5
275 x 3
315 x 3
365 x 2
390 x 1 mixed grip through this set
390 x 1
390 x 1
390 x 0 poor set up - bailed for safety’s sake
390 x 1 - sucky single

Nautilus Glute Drive
195 x 10 x 3 sets

Calves

Hammer Curlz on Preacher bench

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Cycle 41 Week 3 Day 4

Speed Rope x 325
Mobility
Med Ball Throws x 15

Press TM 225
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
140 x 5
170 x 5
190 x 5
215 x 4 Failure.
170 x 5 x 5

Lat Pulldowns (Narrow Neutral Grip)
120 x 12
140 x 10
160 x 8
170 x 6 to 140 x 5 (drop set) to 100 x 9 (drop set)

Triceps rope pulldown
3 x 10

Rear delt Flyes
3 x 12

Monday, August 12, 2019

Cycle 42 Week 1 Day 1

Warm up jacks
Mobility
Box Jumps x 20

Squats TM 345
Bar x 10
135 x 5
185 x 5
235 x 5
265 x 5
305 x 5
235 x 5
235 x 5
235 x 5 Nothing felt good or strong. Really awful quite frankly.

Core: (OK, I consider posterior chain as “core”)
RDLs x 35 total
Leg Curls x 40

Pull:
Spilt grip cable rows 3 x 12
preacher curlz 3 x 12

Push:
Hammer Strength Incline Press -50 total
Could have been better using 20 or so lbs less

The only thing good about an over crowded gym is rest times while waiting for an apparatus. My work capacity sucks ass.

Some macros and food, while we’re here:
2590 calories (target 2700 - 10x BW)
240g protein
238g carb
76g fat

less than 5 hrs sleep last night. Nothing out of the ordinary for me except getting up to piss at 2:30a and 4:00a. Felt like a water dump.

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

20 minutes stationary bike

Dreadmill hill sprints 4 of about :25 each with ramp maxed out.

For reference:
Sleep 5 hrs with (again) 3 wake-ups to piss
Food: 2657 Cals; Carbs 204g; Prot 222g; Fat 110g

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Cycle 42 Week 1 Day 2

Speed Rope x 300
Mobility
Med Ball Throws x 10

Bench Press TM 325
Bar x 15
135 x 8
185 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 5
BBB at FSL
225 x 10 -Unexpectedly tough
225 x 6 -We really have a problem here
225 x 6 -This wasn’t a fluke.
After re-evaluating my whole purpose here:
185 x 10 -really not much better
185 x 6 -now really tanking
185 x 6
185 x 6 -crawling to get 50 total

This was genuinely awful. I’m trying to determine the cause of my inability to recover. I’m still severely crippled from Monday’s rather pedestrian squat session. My quads and hip flexors are wiped out.

Two plate bench for high reps is not something out of my ability. Back in 2018 I had busted out 16, 9, & 7 reps -after working above 3 plates. I knew sets 4 and definitely 5 would be a serious challenge, but the 2nd set?

I really need to examine what I’ve got going on here and come up with a suitable plan.
Sleep 5 hrs with (and again) 3 wake-ups to piss
Food: 2744 Cals; Carbs 217g; Prot 249g; Fat 96g

Thursday, August 15, 2019

20 minutes stationary bike

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Cycle 42 Week 1 Day 3

Speed Rope x 300
Mobility
Box Jumps x 20

Deadlift TM 375
135 x 10
225 x 5
255 x 5
295 x 5
330 x 5 -Not really solid
255 x 5 x 10 sets (BBS)

Push:
Hammer Strength Decline Machine
1 1/2 plates x 50 total (5 x 10)

Pull:
Lat Pulls 3 sets of 12
Incline Cable Curls 40 total

Core:
Abench crunch machine -50 total