Healing The Fatassedness

Saturday, April 9, 2016

C2 W1 D2

Bench Press TM: 288

5 x 115 WU
5 x 145 WU
5 x 175 WU
5 x 185
5 x 215
11 x 245

5 x 10 pushups

some planks

DB rows
10 x 40
10 x 60
10 x 60
10 x 60
8 x 60

Thanks to crappy weather the gym was as crowded as a Monday after New Years.

Monday, April 11, 2016

Dead Lifts TM: 283

115 x 5 WU
145 x 5 WU
175 x 5 WU
185 x 5
215 x 5
245 x12 +set

Front Squats
2 sets 8 x 95
2 sets 8 x 115
These are starting to get less awkward. Patience.

Hanging leg raises (knee raises) 28 total

6 40 yard hill sprints.
After DLs these were truly more like “driveway jogs”. I kept them under 8 seconds anyway.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016
C2 W1 D4

Elliptical time vampire something like 20 or 25 mins

Press TM: 166
65 x 5
85 x 5
105 x 5
115 x 5
125 x 5
145 x 13

Dips BW -40
Chins /various grips- w 100# assist -41

After an extended break to celebrate an anniversary with she-who-must-be-obeyed, I came back expecting either to be well rested, or suffering from leisure hangover.

Monday, April 18, 2016

C2 W2 D1

Squats TM:284

115 x 5 WU
140 x 5 WU
170 X 3 WU
200 x 3
230 x 3
255 x 8

Supersetted
Stiff Legged Deadlifts 3 sets of 8 x 185
Kettlebell Swings 3 x 15 x 30

30# Kettlebells are the heaviest my gym has. Either I need to do a bunch or buy my own bigger one.

Stat bike sprints (Precor bike)
10 for 15 sec

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

C2 W2 D2

Bench Press TM: 288
115 x 5 WU
145 x 5 WU
170 x 3 WU
200 x 3
230 x 3
260 x 8
Meh
Calculated a Rep PR to be 9. Gnawing at me now I didn’t get it.

Pushups 12, 14, 12, 12 (50)

DB Row (per side)
60 x 10
80 x 12
80 x 8

Pedaled a precor stat bike till I nodded off…

Thursday, April 21, 2016
Cycle 2 Week 2 Day 3

Agile 8 - in the privacy of my own home. The rollover to v-sits are too ugly for public consumption.

Deadlifts TM: 283
110 x 5 WU
140 x 5 WU
170 x 3 WU
200 x 3
230 x 3
255 x 10 Rep PR

Front Squats
115 x 8
135 x 8
135 x 8
155 x 6

Baby steps. These are getting better.

Hanging Leg Raises (bent, of course)
10, 10, 10, 10, 10 = 50

Hill sprint
40 yds on mild grade x 5
15 yds on steep grade x 5

Friday, April 22, 2016
Cycle 2 Week 2 Day 4

30 Minutes on Elliptical - Level 9 @ 130 strides per min

Press TM: 166
Bar x 10
65 x 5
85 x 5
100 x 5
115 x 3
135 x 3
150 x 11 Rep PR

Bar Dips
Body Weight 8,8,8,8
40# assist 5,5,4,4

Pullups Chinup
85# Assist
6,6,6,6,4,4,4,4

Had to wait for lady doing leg presses on Hammer Strength Assisted Chin/Dip apparatus. Seriously.
Worse than Squat Rack Curls.

…but then if I hadn’t needed assistance on the pullups that wouldn’t be an issue, would it?

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

BW: 269.2

Had to take an extra day off due to stomach ailment.

Cycle 2 Week 3 Day 1

Agile 8

Squats TM 284
115 x 5
145 x 5
185 x 5
215 x 5
245 x 3
270 x 6 New Rep PR

RDLs
155 x 10 (5 Sets)

4 x 10 Weighted sit ups 25#

Precor Bike
12 sprints @:15
with :45 recovery after each

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Cycle 2 Week 3 Day 2

Agile 8

Box Jumps 2 x 5

Ball slams 10x with 14#er
Several more with a 20#er
The room rocked every time I dropped that heavier one. I expected an employee to come tell me to stop.

Bench Press TM 288
Bar x 20
115 x 5
145 x 5
170 x 5
215 x 5
245 x 3
275 x 7 New Rep PR

First working set felt awful. 245 went up easily, even with full pauses at the bottom
Last Set rocked. Even with a pause on the first rep.

Pushups
15, 15, 10, 10

DB Rows
10 x 60
12 x 85
10 x 85

20 minutes Elliptical 125 strides per min. Doggin’ it.

Friday, April 29, 2016

Cycle 2 Week 3 Day 3

Agile 8
While rolling my gluties on a ball, I was stretching back to finish the move when I felt my left oblique cramp up. Like writhing on the ground in pain type of cramp. Stole the ball from under my ass to press it out, but it felt vulnerable the rest of the workout.

Box Jumps 2 x 5

Dead Lifts
115 x 5
140 x 5
170 x 5
210 x 5
240 x 3
270 x 8 New Rep PR

Front Squats
Bar x 10
135 x 5
155 x 5
165 x 5

Hanging Bar Raises
1 x 8
That left oblique screamed back at me…

It said “Go home. Take a nap”

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Cycle 2 Week 3 Day 4

Agile 8

Box Jumps 2 x 5

OH Press TM 166

Bar x 10
65 x 5
85 x 5
100 x 5
125 x 5
140 x 3
160 x 9 New Rep PR

Battles ropes were out so I gave them a whirl. First 2 arm, then alternating, each time for :30.
That was fun, I’m gonna work that into the rotation somehow.

BW Dips
10, 10, 8, 6

Chinups w 85 assistance
6, 6, 6

Ran out of gas. Damn.

Deload Week

Nothing much to see here.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Defranco Agile 8

Box Jumps 3 x 5

Squats
115 x 5
135 x 5
155 x 5

SLDL
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 5

Weighted Situps 25#
5 x 10

Some bike sprints on Precor (6 for :20)
Incline walk (8.5inc at 3.1mph) 20 min for 1.05 mi

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Agile 8

24 minutes Precor bike

Bench Press
135 x 5
155 x 5
185 x 5

Tested Incline Press for 1RM, as I am working this into Bench Press day in lieu of push ups next cycle. Worked up to 205 x 5.
115x5
135x5
155x4
185x2
205x5

DB Rows
10 x 60
12 x 85

Deload week drags on.
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
3.5 Mile stroll…just checking out what’s new around town.

Thursday, May 5, 2016
Cycle 2 Week 4 Day 3

BW: 261.9 - I can’t explain this at all.

Agile 8

Box Jumps 3 x 5

Deadlift
135 x 5
155 x 5
185 x 5

Front Squat
95 x 8
115 x 6
115 x 6

Hanging Leg Raises 3 x 10 (bent)

Hill Sprints
4 x 40 wuss slope
4 x 15 tuff slope

I may have found a new hill to run up…when the ponding basin isn’t filled w/ softball players.

And while my 2 workstations at work were tied up on autopilot, I pulled out the handy dandy calculator and figured out my new Calculated 1RMs based on the Wendler method: (Wt x Reps X .0333)+Wt

After 2 Cycles:

Squat- Calculated 1RM from 303 to 324
Bench- Tested 1RM 315 to Calculated 1RM 339
Deadlift- Calculated 1RM 300 to 342
Press- Tested 1RM 180 to Calculated 1RM 207

Friday, May 6, 2016

Cycle 2 Week 4 Day 4

Press
Bar x 20
65 x 5
85 x 5
100 x 5

Close Grip Bench Press
135 x 5
165 x 3
185 x 3
205 x 2
225 x 5

Dips 3 x8 BW

Chins BW 2
6,6,6,4 w 70# assistance

End of cycle 2

Monday, May 9, 2016

Cycle 3 Week 1 Day 1

Agile 8

Box Jumps 3 x 5

Squats TM 294
115 x 5 WU
145 x 5 WU
175 x 5 WU
190 x 5
220 x 5
250 x 9 New Rep PR

Stiff Legged Deadlift SST (TM 225)
115 x 10
135 x 10
155 x 10

Weighted sit-ups 25#
5 x 10

Precor stat bike sprints
12 15sec sprints with 45s to 1m recovery speed (took 13:15 to get 'em all in)

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Cycle 3 Week 1 Day 2

Agile 8

Bench Press TM 293
warm ups
Bar x 20
115 x 5
145 x 5
175 x 3
work sets
190 x 5
220 x 5
250 x 11 New Rep PR

Assistance SST
Incline Press TM 205
95 x 5 wu
105 x 10
125 x 10
145 x 10

Kroc DB Rows
85 x 10
85 x 10
85 x 10

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Cycle 3 Week 1 Day 3

Poor Sleep + Lousy Diet = Sucky-ass workout

Agile 8

Box Jumps 3 x 5

Dead Lift TM 293

135 x 5 wu
155 x 5 wu
175 x 5 wu
190 x 5
220 x 5
245 x 12 New Rep PR

Took some vids of my last set. Alarmingly bad form. I don’t lock out at top. This needs fixin’.

SST- Front Squats TM 195
95 x 10
115 x 10
135 x 10

Hanging Leg Lifts (Bent knees, of course)
5 x 10

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Cycle 3 Week 1 Day 4

Ball Slams 3 x 5 w 20# soft ball

Press
Bar x 20
70 x 5 wu
85 x 5 wu
100 x 5 wu
110 x 5
130 x 5
145 x 14 new rep PR

SST -Close grip bench press
115 x 10
135 x 10
155 x 10

Pull/Chin Ups
with 70# assistance
8, 8, 6, 6

BW Dips
8, 7
these have suffered since adding CGBP to my assistance work

Monday, May 16, 2016

Cycle 3 Week 2 Day 1

Agile 8

Box Jumps 3 x 5

Squats
Bar x 10
115 x 5
145 x 5
175 x 5
205 x 3
235 x 3
265 x 7 New Rep PR

Stiff Legged Dead Lift
135 x 8
155 x 8
175 x 6

Weighted Sit Ups 35#
10 x 5

Precor Bike Sprints
10 X :15 sprints over 12 minutes

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Cycle 3 Week 2 Day 2

14# Med Ball Slams/Toss 3 x 5
I think I pissed off in-house trainer using some oddball apparatus with dangling straps, pulleys and a solid-ass frame as a partner for chest throws.

Bench Press
Bar x 20
115 x 5
145 x 5
175 x 3
205 x 3
235 x 3
265 x 8
Couldn’t lock out rep #9 for a rep PR.
I felt a little tight tonight.

SST - Incline Press
95 x 5
125 x 8
145 x 8
165 x 6
I finally felt warmed-up on the 145# set.

DB rows
85 x 15 each
85 x 10 each

20 minutes on deadmill 8.5 incline 3.1 mph 20 minutes