This guy has some serious game 
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny
god damn itā¦
Even though this thread has already been madeā¦
I hadnāt listened to the voice mails till now lol, hilarious.
I scrolled down a little bit and apparently they already found the guy on myspace.
Sorry about the re-posting, damn the crappy search function!