[quote]pushharder wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
pushharder wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
pushharder wrote:
- Island Helecopter ride
- Snorkel Cruise Done that…naked.
- Kayack Done that…naked. Got blown in the kayak in Keakekelua Bay too (where Cook got axed)
- surfing (i tried)
- Lot’s of good food Done that.
- Hotel crashing at the Orchid and Hilton! (this was very cool) The dolphin show there is fabulous.
- Submarine ride (Don’t do it)
- Trips to various beaches. Done that.
- The wife was dissapointed that we did not have enough sex though…shame on me. This is something I simply won’t tolerate. If you’re going to continue in this mode then I’m going to have to go on your next vacation with your wife.
- Drove to Hilo and went to Akaka falls. Done that.
Last year we hiked a couple of lava tubes. Awesome!
Push having Sex and being Naked in the islands, eh? Why am I NOT surprised! So did you get naked and make waves in the Hot Springs on the Big Island? I think I already know the answer to that!
I’ve had some awesome sex in the islands. Could/should start a thread on that. There was this party last year at a friend’s place in Kona with four or five couples where I was able to participate at the all-you-can-eat buffet…
there was a photo shoot at a black sand beach on the west side of the Big Island with the Mrs. that turned into a amateur porn still photo production…
there was the aforementioned BJ in Keakekelua Bay and the wild porpoises were putting on a dancing show simultaneously (I’m not kidding)…
there was the resort hotel room with the three lovely ladies (including Mrs. P) that took it upon themselves to give one the fantasy of a lifetime (mentioned that one in other threads awhile back)…
there was the one where we rented a house in Volcano and one of the husbands played the voyeur from the bathroom while getting dressed for dinner and his wife and I…on the bed…
Yeah, I’m looking forward to returning…
I’m starting to think you are bullshitting us. NOBODY has a penthouse forum life WHEREVER they go!
I bullshit ye not. Everything and more, I stated happened. Problem for you is the only evidence I have is my wife’s testimony (Wanna call her?) and mine as well as the pics from the experience on the black sand beach. I guess I could email some of those to you but you’re probably not interested…
I should PM you the story from last week in PA. While and after it was happening I was thinking exactly THAT,…“this ought to be in Letters to Penthouse”. This is great!"
We’ve never written Penthouse but the wife and I have laughed about how we have a few stories that ought to be sent in. LOL
BTW, it does NOT happen WHEREVER I go.[/quote]
Dude, I’m BS’ing you now! We all know you’re the man.