Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

When we ask for basic, as in basic, as in really basic stats on stuff like median wages for a specific vocation to back up an assertion since “what he’s seeing” may not reflect a nation wide trend, he goes:

“You want scientific studies! Are you phds? Do you even know SCIENCE?!”

What more can you say to him lol? You need crayons to effectively communicate with him.

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Bro he doesn’t personally know any nurses that make $44k; therefore, entry level nurses with their college educations and debt make more than police officers! Why can’t you follow that logic!

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I think we could all use a sandwich.

Hope you like PB&J because I’m not about to splurge on lunch meat for yall.

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Real talk, my wife hasn’t driven sober pfury around in over 5 years

Fuckin terrifying

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Ya, naw. You’ve gotta draw the line on this whole women’s empowerment stuff somewhere.

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Inflammatory remark.

Second inflammatory remark, followed by comment that immediately disagrees with secondary inflammatory remark to allow room to backpeddle.

Admission of using inflammatory language as mea culpa, followed by reaffirmation of belief of content of inflammatory remark.

Attempt to end with levity to allow room to accuse others of being too serious, ignoring serious language employed in opening.

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Like prohibition. Too far?

Funny enough, I rotated my chair and came face to face with this:

wow … I forgot about that book … funny story: So I read that book a couple times through then I “donated” it to one of those “community libraries” that you see pop up in random neighborhoods. I hope it gave some guidance to some wayward youth

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You are correct, and a good candidate to act as the classy police. That was below the line.

That scenario was just so damn specific. I just don’t see the logical progression from:

A. You are too nice a man because you’re okay with your woman earning money, and thus boring.

to

B. “wife takes a vacation with her friends her mouth is around some young dirt bag bartenders cock.”

If anything wouldn’t the narrative of this thread be that the manipulative woman would leave the boring lesser-earner for a higher status male? Not a bartender…

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Yes, like prohibition. Can’t trust women making decisions and shit, yo.

I wouldn’t go that far, lol.

He also hasn’t admitted his age, just given a range of possible years, and he also hasn’t said where exactly he’s from, just a region.

Slow your roll man … he doesn’t want to doxx himself :roll_eyes:

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I am genuinely impressed at the legs on this thread!

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Gams. We call legs gams 'round these here parts…

Well, the 1940’s and 50’s were the idyllic ‘golden age’ of male/female relations in the U.S., apparently, so why not break out the golden age terminology?

You’re picking up on my strategy … you’re a sharp one haha - I mean, really if we could throw in some pre-19th amendment then I think we’d have a winner

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hahahaha i missed this gem. Also, I’d give it a greater-than-50-percent chance that this is EXACTLY what happened to greenboy.

what an unappealing word.