Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

Geese sized bears on coke!

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A POMERANIAN!

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We have resorted to attacking people for talking about 45k vs 50k as drastically different are we?

Actually, you guys are damn right I’m totally off. I negate the middle of butt fuck nowhere. I forgot America is BIG. This is where I can honestly say I am ignorant. Still, let us look at the average salary of jobs in those areas in comparison to nursing shall we? You guys don’t know how to even extrapolate statistics correctly.

90% of you in fly over states? yes or no?

Dude, I just want some nachos.

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Dude, the thread has moved on. Chill or risk looking like one of those selfie snapping attention whorls you so loathe.

Do you really want that much attention from a bunch of dudes and one woman that you don’t like?

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The median nursing salary in America is 44k. with a LITTLE, and I highlight that word " little" specialization that goes up

you stupid fucking thot.

You love us! You just want us to keep looking at your silly posts!

That’s just too fucking cute!

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I love all my bros. I’m here for you. to fight the good fight.

=)

walking into a job at 60-80K is markedly different than the median salary being 44K with more for specialization. You still owe me 100 bucks, too.

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AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

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If he could afford this, he’d have been able to land an American woman.

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…he laughed, Asian-ly.

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I loled at this because the joke could be taken to even more levels if you understood my native dialect lol.

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Dude, just stop.

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You just don’t get it. He’s talking about average starting pay except when he isn’t talking about average starting pay, but average pay except not average pay, but pay with a little specialization. Duh.

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An American woman is the last thing I’d want.

Gotta paint the whole house to maybe get a lunch out of that woman.

Right @anon50325502 ? you know what I’m saying.

Edit: not to continue down this silly argument but I don’t know a single nurse that only makes 44k. The amount of overtime that is available to them is substantial

Smh…

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Greenboy: You guys don’t understand statistics
Usmc: Starting pay for nurses is $25k-$50k. Average pay is about $45k.
Greenboy: I don’t know any nurses that make $44k.
Everyone: Is this fucktard for real?

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Dude, this is where you’re exaggerating. Despite a cultural breakdown (which includes female and male behavior generally) there are still many great American women out there.

I am not talking specifically about you, but there are many men who share our mutual opinions, thoughts, and observations, who exaggerate on many issues, to the point at which they generalize to the utmost degree, as if there absolutely no great women to settle down with.

Some run into two problems: 1) They want women that don’t match them or who will not go for them. 2) They don’t open do enough looking around to see just how many young and available women are there.

If someone doesn’t want a hard-driven wonder woman who spends hefty hours at work, and doesn’t stay or make the home much (including food preparation and making sandwiches, seriously), then one can simply go for a sedate, more laid-back woman. They’re all over. I see them around my town and working in supermarkets, hair salons, departments stores, restaurants, healthcare, non-profit businesses and so on. There are plenty of women with professions like social work, occupational, speech, and physical therapy who are not run ragged and don’t have type-A personalities that are prevalent in other professions.

My wife makes far more than sandwiches. Perhaps go for an Italian-American woman if you want a lot of food prepared. )

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yeah dude. I don’t.

I also don’t live in the boonies. Or Alaska. We can talk about Alaska if you like, though? I guess?