I’m guilty.
Yikes, that did not resize too well.
Here’s a link instead. It’s funny and true.
hahahaahhahaha
The leg press has been responsible for more gym farts than any other exercise.
I agree 1000%.
The only way i found to stop farting on the leg fart press is wearing a weightlifting belt to put more pressure…
it works.
I think we just discovered why most women dont do heavy lifting. One Loud Public Squeeker and they are forever shamed~
i rip constantly when i deadlift
Has anyone else thought about hybridizing a leg press machine and a toilet? Talk about some leverage (and hemorrhoids)! We could call it “The Atkins Toilet!”
~Terumo
Nothing makes me happier than ripping a huge one right as I explode my heels throught the floor on a deadlift. Well, nothing except doing it when there is a girl or two sitting behind me. What makes it even better still is that I can’t wear regular boxers when I’m squatting/deadlifting on account of them splitting. So if I didn’t wear boxer briefs and my draws are in a locker I’m fairly certain you can see my shorts flapping in the breeze.
I am so easily amused.
[quote]apayne wrote:
Nothing makes me happier than ripping a huge one right as I explode my heels throught the floor on a deadlift. Well, nothing except doing it when there is a girl or two sitting behind me. What makes it even better still is that I can’t wear regular boxers when I’m squatting/deadlifting on account of them splitting. So if I didn’t wear boxer briefs and my draws are in a locker I’m fairly certain you can see my shorts flapping in the breeze.
I am so easily amused.[/quote]
I remember a workout, from back in the day, that fell on laundry-day, so all I had were crappy, nylon shorts and old-school cotton boxers.
Both split right down the back on a set of heavy squats, leaving my ass hanging out for the whole, crowded Gold’s gym to see.
Yes, I finished the set.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1116954932390.b3ta_goldbond.jpg
tighty whities bug the hell out of me unless it’s time to train then a pull a Biblical Zeb and… “Gird up my loins”.
So usually if i’m not wearing boxers i’m going commando.
Most embarassing thing is to have a girl in tight jeans shorts (basically daisy dukes) doing those tricep “fuck me” kickbacks
and then the incredible hulk down south awakens from his slumber…
And you’re doing flat benches right beside her.
I actually had to “talk him down”
just repeat:
“Grandma midgets giving u paper cuts on ur dick”
Now I know that might not help the situation for some of you but hey it did the trick.
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
tighty whities bug the hell out of me unless it’s time to train then a pull a Biblical Zeb and… “Gird up my loins”.
So usually if i’m not wearing boxers i’m going commando.
Most embarassing thing is to have a girl in tight jeans shorts (basically daisy dukes) doing those tricep “fuck me” kickbacks
and then the incredible hulk down south awakens from his slumber…
And you’re doing flat benches right beside her.
I actually had to “talk him down”
just repeat:
“Grandma midgets giving u paper cuts on ur dick”
Now I know that might not help the situation for some of you but hey it did the trick.
[/quote]
Lol… I always tell girls that “triceps kick backs are THE best exercise for great arms.”
Just doing my part to make the gym a better place to visit. Lol.
I rip the most when bustin out heavy squats!
When I was younger I thought that girls didn’t fart. Then I got older and realized that they have to fart sometimes. Then I started thinking that when girls fart or shit, it probably smells like flowers or potpourri or something nice. And the hotter the girl was, the nicer it would smell. Then once I was at my friend’s house when his hot older sister was home. I went to use the bathroom right after her and apparently she just took a healthy shit. I walked in and the bathroom absolutely fucking stank! It was just awful. Plus it ruined everything I believed to be true. I felt like someone just told me Santa isn’t real.
Girls can stink too,
Toddy