Happy Valentine's Day

Flowers and chocolates are such generic gifts for Valentine’s day. It’s the equivalent to serving turkey and dressing on Thanksgiving. If you’re the type of guy that runs to the mini-pavillions in the Wal-Mart parking lot on the way home to get flowers and candy, then you’re lame and not very creative. Chicks like creativity and spontaneity, and if you’re too lazy and stupid to do something other than GET FUCKING FLOWERS then you deserve to go without the poon.

Also, if you conducted a survey among women of what they liked getting more - (A) Extended foreplay with gratuitous oral lovin’, or (B) Flowers and candy - I’m pretty sure the majority of the group* would choose option A. This is just my two cents, however.

*Fat chicks don’t count.

I would like to say I had the V-day from hell. The girl I was with pissed me off a bunch of times throughout the nite, then later that nite a bunch of us went to a club, and she pissed me off a bucnh of times there too. Then to top it all off, I walk out of the club to go to my car, but it is not there. Fucking car was towed, walked 12 or more blocks freezing my ass of to get it, while my “date” bitched the entire way about her feet. I offered a billion times to carrier her (she is tiny, so it wouldnt bother me, lol) but she insisted to walk on her own. She also wanted to take a cab to the car, and I said she could go in one with her g/f and my two friends, and I would meet them there. Let them wait in the cab and be warm. But since I was walking she insisted she would to. Got to my car awhile later, and dropped 200bucks to get it out of the place, plus had a $115 ticket waiting in the windsheild.

OK, Valentine’s Day has two sides to it. I actually like Valentine’s Day, when I have a gf. I like going out of my way to create a special day for her.

However, if you don’t have a gf, Valentine’s Day is probably the most depressing day of the year. It’s just a reminder that you have no one.

I’ve been around for 31 Valentine’s Days, and only 2 of them did I actually have a gf.

Wideguy…if you are not checking airline schedules from Jersey to Hawaii, you are letting us down brother.

JT that sucks… sorry bro.

Wideguy,

If we do “share some sort of clairvoyant connection” as you state, then you know what I am thinking right now! So, I won’t post it.

You too.

Hi Wideguy~
Yes, he had the bag of rosepetals hidden behind the headboard. He got very, very, very lucky after that :wink:
~chinadoll

China Doll:-)

I’m tempeted to ask what would foster the need to say very 3 X’s. However, I’ll just dissmiss that impulse into the recesses of my perverted mind. Just of of curiousity, what’s your stance on dry-humping? I ask since with the all the festivitities over v-day, I seem to have aquired some battle wounds.

Wideguy~
Let’s just say he was very very very very very very happy after that :wink:
~chinadoll

Wideguy~
It’s been almost 2 years since I’ve been with anyone, so I can’t answer your question about dry humping because I’ve forgotten what it feels like. BTW, what kind of battle wounds do you have???
~chinadoll

I have thong burns on my upper pelvis, a decent scratch from a belt buckle, and two mouth sized black and blues on my left pec. But you shoud see the other three girls :slight_smile:

BTW why don’t you help to make Karma’s last post “THE BEST THREAD EVER IN T-MAG HISTORY” and post a picture of that comfy looking swing on your back porch? Pleeeeaaaasee?

i gave a girl an ice cream for v day. i am soo romantic.

Hi to all, I am new to the forum but would like to add my 2 cents here on this subject.

However much Valentines Day is over commercialized it all started because someone either desired to be with another and could not or someone was looking to find a mate (At least that is what history says). It all comes down to this point, I think, that everyone of us wants to be loved or at the very least appreciated by someone. I for one do not need a “holiday” to do that I just need to keep the spirit of the thought and the feeling, then show it to that specical someone that I love. I am a romantic by heart, it is soooo very hard to choose that special gift on Feb 14, because I give to her all year long. So to all the women “Happy Valentines Day”. And to all the macho T-men, be kind to that special lady all the time (and I know you all do), later.

By the way I love reading this board you all have a great deal of ideas and you really crack me up sometimes reading your thoughts. Later, Poof (–)

Wideguy~
Blushing That’s a lot of battle scars! Sounds like you made someone(s) smile this Valentine’s day weekend!

BTW, couldn’t find Karma’s post…

Here’s my take on V-day. I find a restaurant that serves food I like (usually a steak house) and take the wife there for dinner. I get her a card and something nice but the meal is all about me, cleverly disguised as a romantic evening.