I was on the subway today and this woman with a big mole sat down next to me. No big deal, I wasn’t squished or anything, but I got somewhat curious and I thought to myself, Are there genuinely happy mole people out there? I mean, people who are truly happy with their lives and seem really contented even though they have a huge hairy mole on their face?
My thought actually went into something like, “Maybe they are happy with their lives and don’t really give a fuck how they look like. Maybe their families are their one great source of happiness or they may actually have never tried to lose their mole because that’s the last thing on their priority list.”
I don’t discriminate or anything like that, its just a curious observation. So do any of you guys know “holy moley” people who are GENUINELY happy with what they have and wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world?
No. Every mole-person I know hates themselves. They’re like fat people that way. Except every mole-person wishes they could be fat, because being fat is something they could change, they swear to themselves they’d be strong and vigorous and exercise and not be fat and lazy if they were fat. If only they could do something about their mole, but they can’t.
The really trippy ones are the fat mole-people. You’re like ‘Damn!’ and they’re like ‘Meh. This dude on a message board told me all I had to do was lower my standards, and I would find someone. And I found someone’. Now they get laid more than I do.
