Happy Birthday TheBodyGuard


Happy Birthday, BG!

[quote]on edge wrote:
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LOL!

wait for it…wait for itttttt…

But aye happy birthday BG! From the woman too! Although, and I quote, “if I never hear that fecking Stevie Wonder song again it’ll be too soon!” :stuck_out_tongue:

Happy b-day, BG. Are you like one thousand now?


Happy Birthday! OE beat me to the thread! But admittedly, his is better with the vid and all - Well played!

Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.

[quote]on edge wrote:

Now that is fucking hilarious.

I was literally LOL.

Thanks!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Happy Birthday, BG![/quote]

I’m NOT old!

lol

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
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Funniest post I’ve read in a while!

LMFAO!

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
[/quote]

but don’t forget some young waitress is likely to get fucked in the men’s room!

fucking vampires.

:slight_smile:

Happy Birthday old man, so tell me, how old where you when you babysat Jesus Christ ?

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
[/quote]

but don’t forget some young waitress is likely to get fucked in the men’s room!

fucking vampires.

:)[/quote]

Waitresses are just escorts that want a legit job for taxes.

They’ll fuck anyone, especially if they think you’ll give them a few extra nickles from your coin purse.

Damn humans

Aging and shit

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
[/quote]

Funniest post I’ve read in a while!

LMFAO![/quote]

Its funny because you’ve been doing the exact same thing for the last decade.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
[/quote]

but don’t forget some young waitress is likely to get fucked in the men’s room!

fucking vampires.

:)[/quote]

Waitresses are just escorts that want a legit job for taxes.

They’ll fuck anyone, especially if they think you’ll give them a few extra nickles from your coin purse.

Damn humans

Aging and shit
[/quote]

So how long you been a waitress??

Oh, and no more Charleston for me. Just last week while partying with some other crazy seniors at the Rotary Club, I almost broke my hip dancing!

Happy Birthday!!!

Any special plans, besides going to Denny’s?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
[/quote]

Funniest post I’ve read in a while!

LMFAO![/quote]

Its funny because you’ve been doing the exact same thing for the last decade.
[/quote]

Wrong. My preference is the Jitterbug.

Happy Birthday, BG!

Little boy blew.

he needed the money.

ooooh!

Happy B-day BG~

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now…

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.
[/quote]

but don’t forget some young waitress is likely to get fucked in the men’s room!

fucking vampires.

:)[/quote]

Waitresses are just escorts that want a legit job for taxes.

They’ll fuck anyone, especially if they think you’ll give them a few extra nickles from your coin purse.

Damn humans

Aging and shit
[/quote]

So how long you been a waitress??

Oh, and no more Charleston for me. Just last week while partying with some other crazy seniors at the Rotary Club, I almost broke my hip dancing!
[/quote]

Eh, I been at it for a few weeks.

Aww poor BG…here, I know how much you enjoy these

Happy birthday.