I love my country and my countrymen! Even if a lot of them are liberals! I love that despite it all we have always tried to do the right things for ourselves and others and despite a lot of criticism (some fair most not) we wear the mantle of power well and want only for others benefit from freedom (economic and political) as much as we have.
I also love our neighbors to the north, who keep us supplied with hockey stars and hot women!
Hollywood- Critics from other countries say our movies are crap. Oh yeah, well our crap is 100 times better than their crap!
Pick a climate, any climate- You want hot sandy beaches? Check. You want snow covered mountains? Check. You want both of those within short driving distance of each other? Double check.
Guns- Yeah we’re dumb, but we’re packin’ heat so we’re still right.
Tracker Pulls and Monster Trucks- Just because we can.
Immigration- Hey, we get cheap labor and they get to send money back home to the family. Everybody wins!
NFL- Best athletes by far! duck and covers
Even though our government makes mistakes, we the people want the world to have what we have, the oppurtunity to build a successful life from nothing.
1 - Marines - forever faithful
2 - Axis of evil - it can never be the USAs fault
3 - Stupid is as Stupid does - we elected it president, what did we expect?
4 - New York Fucking City
5 - FSU Chicks - yeah GetSwole, I said it, they are the hottest chicks in any football stadium, wanna fight about it?
6 - Geography Class - over 66% over graduating high school seniors think Washington DC is a state.
7 - The Lottery - The church needs folks to get the money from those heathen gamblers somehow.
1.) When 9/11 happened, the entire country was going to be ‘United as one.’ And then a week went by, and we went back to normal.
2.) The majority of our country’s citizens are ignorant enough to re-elect a war-mongering, self-improving business man as president.
3.) That we are the world’s #9 fattest country.
4.) We have shows like “Deal or No Deal,” “Nashville Star,” “Laguna Beach,” and “The Baby Borrowers.”
5.) That we can’t allow our gifted and exceptional students an opportunity for a better education because of No Child Left Behind.
6.) There is still a large discrepency in the socio-economic factors that different races grow up in, and far different opportunities for better living for some.
7.) (This one’s serious,) All of our brave soldiers that are overseas risking their lives for an unjust war.
Everybody is doing the Top Seven List. Even WITHLEATHER.COM, funniest sportsblog ever.
'POWER RANKINGS: 4TH OF JULY
I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make up my own.
Marisa Miller. As American as a slice of apple pie cooling on the stock of a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle sighted in on a dirty fuckin’ hippie leading a protest.
Fireworks. On one hand, the inherent danger of fireworks and their ties to the American psyche could explain a lot about the nation’s underlying romance with violence. On the other hand, hee hee! Look! That one’s a smiley face!
The First Amendment. I use the shit outta this one.
The U.S. Marine Corps. Protecting American interests like the freedom of speech, fireworks, and Marisa Miller’s sweet, sweet everything.
Balls. Testes got punished everywhere this week, which makes me be thankful for mine even more. Give it up for my big American balls everyone!
The other military services. There’s, uh, what? Three others? Four? Does the Salvation Army count or not?
Spain. Hey! I thought this was an All-American list. Well, until the USA plays in the European Championships, I’ll give the Spaniards their due.’
