[quote]roybot wrote:
Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet…
…the mild cigar.[/quote]
Haha I liked this one
titties
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
waking up to a girl giving you a blowjay…I miss college[/quote]
I have seriously never had this happen to me.
I tend to wake up first if a girl is sleeping over so I never experience this magical thing. It’s on my list of things I want.
LOL
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Doing one of those shits that is so clean that you don’t have to wipe your arse.
[/quote]
How would one know if they don’t have to wipe?
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Doing one of those shits that is so clean that you don’t have to wipe your arse.
[/quote]
How would one know if they don’t have to wipe?[/quote]
Laundry day.
… drying off my nuts with the blow dryer at the gym.
finding an old wrinkled 100 dollar bill in your pants.
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Doing one of those shits that is so clean that you don’t have to wipe your arse.
[/quote]
How would one know if they don’t have to wipe?[/quote]
You just know.
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
finding an old wrinkled 100 year old woman’s hand in your pants.[/quote]
What you REALLY wanted to say.
… waking up thinking it’s time to get up, look at the clock, and see that you still have 3 hours left to sleep!
… seeing my wife naked when I least expect it.
… finding out that Soundgarden reunited!
… pizza and burrr
sleeping a full nights sleep (I’m a major insomniac so this doesn’t happen very often)
gaining a few pounds of lean muscle
playing with puppies
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
… seeing my wife naked when I least expect it.
[/quote]
… seeing Iron Dwarf’s wife nekkid when I least expect it.
a belt fed machine gun
Waking up the next morning from a night at the strip club.
Finding a way to get rid of the singles so your wife doesn’t suspect where you were.
Coming up with creative ways to tell your wife what you did with the guys.
Hoping she doesn’t read my internetz posts.
-The day following a hard workout
-People complimenting me about my “Change”
-Cumming on a girls face even when she asked me not to
-Sticking my prick in a girls ass even if she asked me not to
-Eatting a Rare Steak and drinking down a icy,cold beer
-Your the only one at the gym and its blasting “For whom the bell tolls,Sanitarium,Puppet Master,One,Battery” all in a row (That was one epic workout day)
-Taking a dip in a pool during the hottest day of the year
-Realizing that the girls only want to dance with you out of all your friends at the club
Wow,How sad…I cant think of anything else right now.
Sunday afternoon guilt free star fishin’
heavy deadlifts with full lock out
new eyeshadow, shoes and/or panties
tax refunds
having a well paid job that I actually like most days
dirty poetry/stories in my e-mail
Driving home from work, sunroof open, music blaring, and feeling really good about what I did that day.
Watching the definition return to my midsection after dropping a couple of pounds and recommitting myself to my workouts.
Nights with the husband.
Laughing until I cry with girlfriends.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Waking up the next morning from a night at the strip club.
Finding a way to get rid of the singles so your wife doesn’t suspect where you were.
Coming up with creative ways to tell your wife what you did with the guys.
Hoping she doesn’t read my internetz posts.[/quote]
Getting out of the house before Loudog gets home from the strip club.
Loudog’s wife buying new lingerie and cooking a steak dinner, while Loudog’s out at the strip club.
Joking with Loudog’s wife about what a tool Loudog is, thinking that he’s such a sly little doggie.
