[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Wait…you want to see Sen’s penis? [/quote]
Who doesn’t? It’s a thing of beauty…but…yet barbaric…kinda like a Grizzly Bear…yes…that there is my penis summed up in one word…Grizzly Bear…[/quote]
Except the bear would look like this.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Wait…you want to see Sen’s penis? [/quote]
Who doesn’t? It’s a thing of beauty…but…yet barbaric…kinda like a Grizzly Bear…yes…that there is my penis summed up in one word…Grizzly Bear…[/quote]
Except the bear would look like this.[/quote]
Want to see how closely related animals are? Shave them.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
pics?[/quote]
Here’s my groin as a teaser…[/quote]
you bruised your groin shaving? What were you doing? Full splits shaving your butt crack?
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Wait…you want to see Sen’s penis? [/quote]
Who doesn’t? It’s a thing of beauty…but…yet barbaric…kinda like a Grizzly Bear…yes…that there is my penis summed up in one word…Grizzly Bear…[/quote]
Except the bear would look like this.[/quote]
That is hilarious.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
pics?[/quote]
Here’s my groin as a teaser…[/quote]
That’s a monster mushroom stamp, bro…
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Except the bear would look like this.[/quote]
I don’t get it…how do people say you’re funnier than me?!?
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Except the bear would look like this.[/quote]
I don’t get it…how do people say you’re funnier than me?!?[/quote]
the force is strong in that one~
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Maybe he is joining Jewbacca’s clan.[/quote]
Har har har
Still remember when I saw foreskin for the first time, was in a porno when I was young, too young to understand that not everyone was circumcised and quite possibly way to young to be seeing porn. Shit hurt my brain.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Maybe he is joining Jewbacca’s clan.[/quote]
Har har har
Still remember when I saw foreskin for the first time, was in a porno when I was young, too young to understand that not everyone was circumcised and quite possibly way to young to be seeing porn. Shit hurt my brain. [/quote]
Were you older than 7?
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Maybe he is joining Jewbacca’s clan.[/quote]
Har har har
Still remember when I saw foreskin for the first time, was in a porno when I was young, too young to understand that not everyone was circumcised and quite possibly way to young to be seeing porn. Shit hurt my brain. [/quote]
it’s fun to play peekaboo with it. like unwrapping a present.
I didn’t know people over 25 shaved their nuts…learn something new every day
[quote]chobbs wrote:
I didn’t know people over 25 shaved their nuts…learn something new every day[/quote]
Assuming you shave your nuts, would you have stopped when you hit 25?
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
I didn’t know people over 25 shaved their nuts…learn something new every day[/quote]
Assuming you shave your nuts, would you have stopped when you hit 25?[/quote]
If I had a wifey I didn’t have to impress anymore…maybe, I’m not making any promises lol
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Wait…you want to see Sen’s penis? [/quote]
Who doesn’t? It’s a thing of beauty…but…yet barbaric…kinda like a Grizzly Bear…yes…that there is my penis summed up in one word…Grizzly Bear…[/quote]
Except the bear would look like this.[/quote]
Looks like a chupacabre
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
I didn’t know people over 25 shaved their nuts…learn something new every day[/quote]
Assuming you shave your nuts, would you have stopped when you hit 25?[/quote]
If I had a wifey I didn’t have to impress anymore…maybe, I’m not making any promises lol[/quote]
Lemme give you a hint, youngster: wifey aint gonna do near as much “chobbing” on your bat and balls if she has to work her way in with a weed trimmer.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
My gf’s friend’s boyfriend is a prick.
They’ve been together rather recently and he already got busted dating on the side. But she believes his hilarious excuses.
So now he -allegedly- cut his dick while shaving. To be precise, his foreskin.
It’s been -allegedly/allegeldly- inflamed for three weeks, he’s aleady been to a doc.
No nookie.
No, she has not seen it.
I’m laughing like a hyena, and my girlfriend can’t tell her straight what seems rather transparent to us. She can’t even lie (“I’ve had an ex who did this to me…”) because her friend would still get mad (“What are you implying, bitch?!”).
This is not necessarily a plea for help, as some people just seem to be begging to be deceived.
Maybe I should collect these stories and present my niece a rather big book on her 13th birthday?
Do they actually learn in that regard? Is it possible?[/quote]
My take (correct me if I am wrong): He is YOU. So you feel like a prick for cheating on your naive girlfriend with a nasty dirty hoe, caught something that you may or may not have given your clueless girlfriend who actually believes your lies about cutting your winnie while shaving??? How hairy are u?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
I didn’t know people over 25 shaved their nuts…learn something new every day[/quote]
Assuming you shave your nuts, would you have stopped when you hit 25?[/quote]
If I had a wifey I didn’t have to impress anymore…maybe, I’m not making any promises lol[/quote]
Lemme give you a hint, youngster: wifey aint gonna do near as much “chobbing” on your bat and balls if she has to work her way in with a weed trimmer.[/quote]
Now thats a nasty image!
Although just recently The missus, a young lady friend and myself went on a country walk where we ended up with a kilometer through a clothing optional beach. There seemed to be a lot of hairless packages on display … young friend was not impressed! In solidarity with my brothers I leapt to their defense with ‘sure its ugly, but they are well tanned, and look, that one doesn’t have any wrinkles in it at all!’. It didn’t help.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
it’s fun to play peekaboo with it. like unwrapping a present.[/quote]
I would give my girl a VERY strange look if she did that. Mind you, she’s done stranger things.
I’ve given myself mini-cuts from fapping with too much vigor.
Maybe that’s what happened to this guy?