Hand Model Thinks Her S**t Doesn't Stink

[quote]UFgator11 wrote:
looks like we got Will Muschamp. That all happened on the last few days of classes, and from there we couldn’t follow it much because everyone has been bogged down in finals. I’m ok with muschamp, our athletic director has a golden track record. He knows how to pick good coaches.[/quote]

woohooo, as a Sooner fan, i’m glad you got Muschamp, he would have taken over for Mack Brown at Texass. So now OU will dominate the Big 12 (10 teams) for another decade!

[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
So… if you face fuck her hard, she won’t do anything to stop you because her hands can’t do anything?[/quote]

This. I would love to be her husband. I like the food I cook myself best anyways, plus every day I get to do unspeakable things to her and she won’t fight back. How is this not awesome?

God I hate her whole aura that she presents in this video. Is that a word, aura? Doesn’t sound right.

Anyways, I don’t like her.

Looks like an evil witch hand to me.

The whole hand model thing is just an excuse for her to act like the ultimate princess.

So she doesn’t cook, clean, or take out the garbage?!?! So what is she usefull for then?

On a serious note, I don’t see whats so damn special about her hands…olympic athlete my ass. Atleast my big, caloused, gorilla hands can actually usefull for shit!

[quote]Meni69 wrote:

[quote]UFgator11 wrote:
looks like we got Will Muschamp. That all happened on the last few days of classes, and from there we couldn’t follow it much because everyone has been bogged down in finals. I’m ok with muschamp, our athletic director has a golden track record. He knows how to pick good coaches.[/quote]

woohooo, as a Sooner fan, i’m glad you got Muschamp, he would have taken over for Mack Brown at Texass. So now OU will dominate the Big 12 (10 teams) for another decade![/quote]

Everybody wins! Except maybe Texas.

I’ll bet she masturbates with one hand, while staring at the other (in one of its “sexy” poses).

lol

[quote]Meni69 wrote:

[quote]UFgator11 wrote:
looks like we got Will Muschamp. That all happened on the last few days of classes, and from there we couldn’t follow it much because everyone has been bogged down in finals. I’m ok with muschamp, our athletic director has a golden track record. He knows how to pick good coaches.[/quote]

woohooo, as a Sooner fan, i’m glad you got Muschamp, he would have taken over for Mack Brown at Texass. So now OU will dominate the Big 12 (10 teams) for another decade![/quote]

FUCK YOU, damnit we also lost our OL/DL/OC. Mack is down to the ball boys and the strength coach for next season.

She’s cute.

I find the title of this thread, “Hand Model thinks her Shit Doesn’t Stink”, hilarious.

It sounds like something from The Onion…

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
She probably gives good hand jobs[/quote]

You joking? This wench won’t even open a window or cook a fucking meal by herself. She would claim your wang is too rough or will cause her cramps.

This hoe is useless and I feel sorry for her husband.[/quote]

The real question is why the fuck would a grown man want a handjob? I stopped watching the vid after she said her hands have “nuetral tones”. It’s not a fucking accent wall lady, it’s your hands. What a wacko.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
She probably gives good hand jobs[/quote]

You joking? This wench won’t even open a window or cook a fucking meal by herself. She would claim your wang is too rough or will cause her cramps.

This hoe is useless and I feel sorry for her husband.[/quote]

The real question is why the fuck would a grown man want a handjob? I stopped watching the vid after she said her hands have “nuetral tones”. It’s not a fucking accent wall lady, it’s your hands. What a wacko. [/quote]

Brings back memories from high school

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
The real question is why the fuck would a grown man want a handjob? I stopped watching the vid after she said her hands have “nuetral tones”. It’s not a fucking accent wall lady, it’s your hands. What a wacko. [/quote]

Agreed. Handjobs suck. I mean, what’s the freaking point? Give me a wet orifice, or just stay at home.

[quote]Meni69 wrote:

I could see her being cocky if she were a boob or butt model, but a hand model?

Hmmm fwiw I think my hands look pretty sexy and that’s having had 2nd degree oil burns on 50% of my right hand, and obviously lifting callouses and such…“flawless” hands…who gives a damn? A working man (or woman’s) hands trump pretty pompous useless weak hands any day in my book, in every way.

Could be worse.

On a related note:

My old guitar teacher used to play classical guitar at a pretty high level. He said that some of the top guys went to pretty insane lengths to maintain their hands (mostly their fingernails). Stuff like learning how to do almost everything with their non-dominant hand etc.

Entire concerts have been called off because of a single broken nail.

[quote]duffyj2 wrote:
On a related note:

My old guitar teacher used to play classical guitar at a pretty high level. He said that some of the top guys went to pretty insane lengths to maintain their hands (mostly their fingernails). Stuff like learning how to do almost everything with their non-dominant hand etc.

Entire concerts have been called off because of a single broken nail.[/quote]

Yeah, but at least the guitarist’s hands are PART of his instrument. This man worked hard for many years to master the art of playing it.

The woman in the vid was just born with nice hands. The only thing she cultivated was a primaddona personality to preserve them.

Not the same.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Hmmm fwiw I think my hands look pretty sexy and that’s having had 2nd degree oil burns on 50% of my right hand, and obviously lifting callouses and such…“flawless” hands…who gives a damn? A working man (or woman’s) hands trump pretty pompous useless weak hands any day in my book, in every way. [/quote]

This. Does anyone else find her hands unattractive? There is nothing distinctive about them, they look like they belong on a mannequin. Very unattractive.