Where’s my hand job? Bitch needs to know how to stroke my dick.
On another note, I love how my callouses look on my hands; they look like I’ve jacked off a chainsaw.
[quote]SSC wrote:
LOL, what a bunch of fucking haters.
Who fucking cares if she makes a living off her hands? SHE MAKES A GODDAMN LIVING OFF OF HER HANDS.
I know if any of you fag had an opportunity to do something comparable instead of some white-collar bullshit cubicle job you would.
The complete dumbassery and “group think” on this site sometimes is amay-zing.[/quote]
we aren’t ragging on her job, we are ragging on her attitude
[quote]Mister T. wrote:
What a fucking cunt.
She compares herself to an olympic athlete? REALLY?!??![/quote]
No, she doesn’t compare herself to an Olympic athlete, she compares her hands to elite athletes.
[quote]SSC wrote:
“group think”[/quote]
Uh-oh, someone either just got done taking their intro to psyche class or done with the management 300 class.
In the second vid when she starts talking up how difficult it is, thats when I wanted to chew through my own neck.
[quote]FrozenNinja wrote:
I’m willing to bet that most hand models don’t take things to her extremes.[/quote]
They don’t. She’s just a fucking weirdo, lol.
I’d like to heat up a Pizza Pop to an almost ridiculous degree - like 15 minutes in the microwave - then toss it to her yelling “fire in the hole!!”.
So… if you face fuck her hard, she won’t do anything to stop you because her hands can’t do anything?
She’s very handsome.
You guys are stupid. She give head with no hands and you’re hating her?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
She probably gives good hand jobs[/quote]
You joking? This wench won’t even open a window or cook a fucking meal by herself. She would claim your wang is too rough or will cause her cramps.
This hoe is useless and I feel sorry for her husband.[/quote]
You’ve never had a footjob?
That part where they showed her getting into an elevator with gloves on, hands held high and she entered very, very carefully makes me think she’s an even bigger idiot.
Does anyone have to be that careful when you enter an elevator?!?!
She probably does stupid things all day but shit! MAKE SURE MY HANDS ARE SAFE!!! She’d probably go skydiving but make sure her hands are away from her body in that stupid pose.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
She’s very handsome.[/quote]
Ha!
What a fucking weirdo. What a fucking life she lives. I’d love to trap her in a room on the ground floor with only closed windows as an escape. And the only food being cans of fruit salad.
Why did that video make me so mad?
I’m still waiting to hear what her going rate for a HJ is…Yes, I’m curious now.
[quote]Mister T. wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Mister T. wrote:
What a fucking cunt.
She compares herself to an olympic athlete? REALLY?!??![/quote]
No, she doesn’t compare herself to an Olympic athlete, she compares her hands to elite athletes.[/quote]
Well if you’re gonna be a douchecunt about it, watch it again. About 40 seconds in:
“I view my hands as ELITE ATHELETES, like, um, Olympic athletes.”
There. Technically I’m still wrong and you are right.
Horny?[/quote]
[quote]SSC wrote:
LOL, what a bunch of fucking haters.
Who fucking cares if she makes a living off her hands? SHE MAKES A GODDAMN LIVING OFF OF HER HANDS.
I know if any of you fag had an opportunity to do something comparable instead of some white-collar bullshit cubicle job you would.
The complete dumbassery and “group think” on this site sometimes is amay-zing.[/quote]
Holy bullshit, Batman. You were serious with this?
If this were an ACT she was putting on, I doubt the response would be the same.
You tell me, if you met someone who didn’t open windows or doors and wore gloves all of the time while waving their hands around like a Thanksgiving’s day Float parade queen and talking about how perfect their hands are…you are saying you would NOT think this was fucking strange and retarded?
No one here gives a shit about her being a hand model. I have known a hand model before and she didn’t act like this at all.
We are talking about what an unbelievable douche wad this woman is…and then laughing at you for acting like the rest of us are crazy.
At least Tiny Irons is trying to put on a show. This woman IS the show.
Blame the parents on this one, you can’t become that self absorbed without help can you?
[quote]binky wrote:
shes a hand model because they are far away from her face.[/quote]
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
[quote]UFgator11 wrote:
[quote]binky wrote:
shes a hand model because they are far away from her face.[/quote]
EXACTLY what I was thinking. [/quote]
bro who’s your next coach? stoops? no don’t take stoops, he’s our coach.
take Gus from Auburn
looks like we got Will Muschamp. That all happened on the last few days of classes, and from there we couldn’t follow it much because everyone has been bogged down in finals. I’m ok with muschamp, our athletic director has a golden track record. He knows how to pick good coaches.