[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
LUEshi wrote:
My original plan was;
a) Zombie Pimp
b) Zombie Jesus
c) Raptor Jesus
Sadly, the girl I’m going with was offended by (b), didn’t “get” (c) and just gave me The Look�?� when I mentioned (a). So I guess I’m going as a regular ol’ zombie.
lmao, what is she going as?[/quote]
She is going as Pimp Zombie-Raptor Jesus of course Duh!
V
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
I’m going to sit at home, watch some Eddie Izzard DVDs, write a new alpha story, and not answer the door.
Sweet![/quote]
Careful what you wish for, some of you are making cameos in the next episode.
I’m working at the local Jaycees haunted house doing my thing making kids cry and freaking people out as a freaky, bloody, scrub-wearing, knife-wielding vampire.
We had a good time last night, but tonight will be even more fun and a lot busier since it’s Halloween!
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
Whats even better is watching the bouncers having there ass’s handed to them. The clubs I go to the bouncers are pricks royally and its nice to see from time to time.[/quote]
seriously dude, as a bouncer, it’s not. but yeah I hafta agree that almost every other bouncer I’ve met is a major dick that actually wants to fight:\
I only do it part-time for the easy money, I’ve never had to actually hit anyone, I prefer everyone has a good, chill evening and gets home safely. but if someone decides to take a swing, I’m down to ride.
halloween + bar = trouble
friday + bar = trouble
friday + halloween + bar = a good night to not be a bouncer
but whatever, I’ll survive.
everybody have a safe one.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
The only Man who can whip Chuck Norris’ Ass.
Master Chief
V[/quote]
get pics!
I was looking at the $899.00 version and going “damn, that’s the sale price?”
Im going as an egg and my girlfriend is going as sperm. Ha!
the green bastard from trailer park boys. great show, funnier than hot rod even, and both have about the same budget
I’ll be this fellar. But with a red tunic, and a torn up cloack (no hood) to keep warm.
Iberian Infantry from around the 2nd Century BC.
So far the only thing I couldn’t finish in time for tonight was the armor plate. But that will be fixed for Saturday night!
“This year Halloween fell on a weekend…”
[quote]malonetd wrote:
“This year Halloween fell on a weekend…”[/quote]
yup its a good weekend for me to stay inside
Anybody else ever been to Halloween Weekend in Athens, Ohio? Hoooooly crap…
I graduated from OU and let me tell you. 75,000 college students in costume on the streets tripping their balls off, drinking to excess, and chicks wearing skimpy costumes in 45 degree weather. It’s like an evil Mardi Gras. If you couldn’t get laid multiple times on Halloween weekend you were a loser of EPIC proportions. I don’t even bother going to Halloween parties anymore.
Wow It’s too fucking early to be awake.
Last night at the bar, everyone behaved themselves. a couple of drunk chicks dressed like…whores? would not leave me alone.
and in the spirit of the holiday, and also to prove that not all bouncers are pricks, I didn’t stop Zorro and Catwoman from going into the same bathroom (for 20 minutes).
the band was actually decent too.
hope you all made it home safe last night 
last night sucked dude. after work i go to my boy’s “party” which is basically just a keg, 8 dudes and 3 of their girlfriends. i didnt really want to go to start with but the friend i wanted to go the bar with wanted to hang out with his girlfriend.
so one thing after another and of course everyone wants to wrestle when theyre drunk, ok i dont but all my friends seem to. im wrestling one friend and then this other kid is getting him off me, i dont know why i didnt think he was serious. anyway i get up look for my phone and pick it up but when i try to use it it isnt working properly so im pissed. i get over to walk out, im like fuck i want to hit something, then im like nahnah im not going to then for somereason something clicked and i went over to this frankenstein manequin thing and hit it, the head comes off, then i hit it again and maybe once more and it recoiled into a picture hanging up and broke the glass.
i grab my shit and go outside to wait for my friend so we can leave. i wanted to go back in to apologize but figured i should just leave.
like a minute later one of the kids comes outside with his shirt off (i dont know why he was embarassing himself) acting like he wanted to fight me. and at least for me when someone comes up to fight me my adrenaline kicks in and im ready to go. but then his brother started looking like he was going to do something too so im standing where i am like alright anyone takes a step closer to me and im gonna hit them.
then the kid with his shirt off is talking about i sucker punched him or some shit. im like dude what the fuck are you talking about? i never hit you kid. he kept saying i did, i kept saying i didnt…this kid is in tears too mind you, he cant handle his alcohol at all and always gets emotional when he drinks. so we go over to this thing next to his house cause he wants to fight so bad, or so he says. we go over there and square off but i have my witts about me and know i can dodge a punch so im trying to get him to throw first so i can just counter, plus i really dont want to fight to start with because its stupid. everytime i take one step towards him he takes like 2 back so im reading his body language like ok this kid obviously doesnt want to fight or else he wouldnt be retreating so i just walk back to the car.
then the cops come but i explain like it was just a misunderstanding, we’re leaving anyway. he tells the kid to put his shirt on and go inside then we just leave.
i feel pretty bad for breaking the manequin especially because i heard it wasnt theres. i guess all the girls inside were crying and everyone was scared or something. i think it was pretty immature to get that angry over a phone even if it was $300. but why do people wanna come outside making shit up trying to act tough while theyre crying. and then another kid there called me after trying to call me soundin like he was acting tough (another 150 pound kid) like yo wtf did you do at soandso’s house, i just hung up. then he calls again asking what happened and i explain but of course he has me on speaker so i just hung up once i heard other people in the back, like damn let the shit go. and if you wanted to do something you shoulda did it then.
i hate fighting, i dont look for fights anymore, i like to relax and just chill and pay attention to the girls instead of trying to fight other dudes. im wicked mellow too but i guess for what its worth the liquor dropped my inhabitions and i got mad. owell i feel shitty about it.
Swimming for the gold up State Street.
Me with my friend who went as George Washington from the GW Rap on youtube. If you haven’t seen it check it out.
“I heard that mother fucker had like…30 Goddamn dicks.”
And of course. Drunk hot girls dressed slutty. A Halloween requirement.
I went as Patrick Bateman.
