Halloween Costumes!

[quote]js385787 wrote:

You’re gonna let your wife parade around with that outfit on in public?[/quote]

Why shouldn’t I? It seems like it’s a hit so far. I enjoy showing off her sexiness.

[quote]sen say wrote:
Yeah…don’t blur the face and for god’s sake post MORE MORE MORE pics of her on the sexy wives/girlfriend thread…
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There’s a few on that thread already, I might post some more though. She takes new ones all the time.

[quote]BiG BeN wrote:
Wow man, thanks for sharing!!![/quote]

No problem at all!

[quote]lost wrote:

No problem at all![/quote]

Is that bush or a tatoo? Either way, let’s see more…

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Brazen T wrote:
I’m tossing around the idea of getting a big box, cutting holes for arms and head, wrapping it in white wrapping paper, putting a bow on the top

This guy cut a hole for something else…

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How does he walk around with his pants at his ankles?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

How does he walk around with his pants at his ankles?[/quote]

Practice…practice…practice…

[quote]sen say wrote:
Is that bush or a tatoo? Either way, let’s see more…
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BUSH!? No, not bush. that would scare me if it was up that high.

[quote]lost wrote:

It’s the wife, I guess I shouldn’t bother trying to blurr her face. Here’s another for you. [/quote]

I think the dress-thingy is very 1998. She should lose it. Have her do that, post the pic and we’ll give you our opinions. I’m SURE they’ll be positive.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Brazen T wrote:
I’m tossing around the idea of getting a big box, cutting holes for arms and head, wrapping it in white wrapping paper, putting a bow on the top

This guy cut a hole for something else…

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Hahaha…

My original idea has been scrapped because the box is too damn uncomfortable…I need mobility to keep up with the ladies. So, I fashioned a noose to wear around my neck (not functional of course) and will be sticking a “hello my name is” badge on my shirt with “Well” as the name. Then I’ll put a bow on a small card and attach it to my wrist, the card will say the original idea:

TO: WOMEN
FROM: GOD

I think it’s quite original.

I’m a crack/coke head. No one could guess what the white powder was in my bag on my neck. Most people guessed flower or sugar…but I think people here would have a better job figuring out that it was creatine! Halloween is so fun…

There is a hierarchy of parties…I think it is:

  1. New Years
  2. Your own birthday
  3. Halloween

Plus I got some girls # over the weekend…


Beer Girl


Big Hair Family!!


Big Bird

now she’s not sure if she should go with the first idea, or this one.

what’s your guys’ vote?

[quote]lost wrote:
now she’s not sure if she should go with the first idea, or this one.

what’s your guys’ vote?[/quote]

Good God, either one… just with more pictures.

haha, that’s what she likes to hear!

a little encouragement goes a long way.

here’s another. I personally think the boots work better for the overall outfit since she’s going for a military theme.

Boots FTW…nice Tat.

[quote]lost wrote:
haha, that’s what she likes to hear!

a little encouragement goes a long way.

here’s another. I personally think the boots work better for the overall outfit since she’s going for a military theme.[/quote]

I’ve snapped to attention…

What’d she end up going with ?

went with the first one I posted. I was laughing my ass off as we went door to door and saw the neighbors reactions. The wives looked appalled and the husbands couldn’t stop saying happy halloween and staring as we walked away. HAHA!
One couple that lives down the street from us was cool with it, but I have a feeling they are freaks like us.


Guess which one is me

Lost, your wife is quite the cutie.

[quote]lost wrote:
haha, that’s what she likes to hear!

a little encouragement goes a long way.

here’s another. I personally think the boots work better for the overall outfit since she’s going for a military theme.[/quote]

Where are the soldiers and uniforms like this when I have to do inspections?