Halloween Costumes

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Had a pretty good idea, but looks like I’m not gonna get to do it. Was gonna go as “crossfit guy”. Faux hawk my hair, wear a headband, aviators, board shorts, no shirt and no shoes. You know how they wear that ridiculous kino tape? Was gonna take electrical tape and write “crossfit 4 eva” on my chest, and everywhere I went ask if the beer was paleo and inquire about others Fran times. Basically be as obnoxious as possible, aka be crossfit guy.[/quote]

How many people where you live would get that costume if you did it though?[/quote]
My thoughts exactly.

You may spend all night explaining your costume and then people will wonder if you’re doing it because you admire Crossfit.

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Had a pretty good idea, but looks like I’m not gonna get to do it. Was gonna go as “crossfit guy”. Faux hawk my hair, wear a headband, aviators, board shorts, no shirt and no shoes. You know how they wear that ridiculous kino tape? Was gonna take electrical tape and write “crossfit 4 eva” on my chest, and everywhere I went ask if the beer was paleo and inquire about others Fran times. Basically be as obnoxious as possible, aka be crossfit guy.[/quote]

How many people where you live would get that costume if you did it though?[/quote]

A fair amount I think. I’ve got quite a few friends who know nothing about anything workout related, but they’ve all heard of crossfit and have been bombarded at some point by its douchey participants.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Had a pretty good idea, but looks like I’m not gonna get to do it. Was gonna go as “crossfit guy”. Faux hawk my hair, wear a headband, aviators, board shorts, no shirt and no shoes. You know how they wear that ridiculous kino tape? Was gonna take electrical tape and write “crossfit 4 eva” on my chest, and everywhere I went ask if the beer was paleo and inquire about others Fran times. Basically be as obnoxious as possible, aka be crossfit guy.[/quote]

How many people where you live would get that costume if you did it though?[/quote]
My thoughts exactly.

You may spend all night explaining your costume and then people will wonder if you’re doing it because you admire Crossfit.[/quote]

I wouldn’t. I’d just keep questioning their Fran times and bitching about the non-paleo beverages.

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Had a pretty good idea, but looks like I’m not gonna get to do it. Was gonna go as “crossfit guy”. Faux hawk my hair, wear a headband, aviators, board shorts, no shirt and no shoes. You know how they wear that ridiculous kino tape? Was gonna take electrical tape and write “crossfit 4 eva” on my chest, and everywhere I went ask if the beer was paleo and inquire about others Fran times. Basically be as obnoxious as possible, aka be crossfit guy.[/quote]

How many people where you live would get that costume if you did it though?[/quote]
exactly why I backed out on the Stone Cold ET costume. LOL. I thought that video was way more popular than I thought. Then I looked at the views. :X

Now I’m thinking the Driver (Ryan Gosling) from the movie Drive. I have the hair for it and can put a slick looking part in my hair with this pomade I have, my brother’s got a similar looking jacket, and I can pick up some driving gloves and sunglasses, and wear a bloody v-neck underneath the unzipped jacket. HMMMM

Bane is lame. No creativity at all and will be so overdone.

I love Halloween.

Fine, I’ll be Doraemon then.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Fine, I’ll be Doraemon then.[/quote]

I love Doraemon. Do they know Doraemon in China? Pretty sure almost no one in the US does, though I send a ton of Doraemon and Anpanman toys home to my friends and family all the time.

Yeah, they call him Xiao DingDang here.

What I think I’ll do is just rent the big head and wear that. The costume wouldn’t fit anyway.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah, they call him Xiao DingDang here.

What I think I’ll do is just rent the big head and wear that. The costume wouldn’t fit anyway.[/quote]

I love how Chinese foreign names bare absolutely no resemblance whatsoever with the original. And it works both ways. I deal with a few Chinese and their names are always Mary, Edward, James and such, whereas their real names are obviously nothing of the sort.

Looks like the picture I posted earlier of me and my wife as dead bride and groom has ended up on Thenest.com and MSN.com. Pretty sweet.

Also, I walked into a party late last night with my wife as the black/white swans, and within 5 minutes, we were awarded best costumes and 75 bucks in gift cards. #winning


This is it…not my lightsaber though. My name tag says “Hello, My Name is Steve Doraemon”

[quote]Nards wrote:
This is it…not my lightsaber though. My name tag says “Hello, My Name is Steve Doraemon”[/quote]

Haha! Fantastic.

All I ask is that those of you with children please ensure that at least one of the little bastards goes ‘trick or treating’ dressed as a glowing ghoul. Riding home in the dark last year I nearly rode down about a dozen hyped up, sugar rushed witches, warlocks, batmen, etc. The skeletons weren’t as visible as one might hope either.


Now this is what I’m talking about!

Not only Hi Vis…but stylish! You ride this guy down, you must have gone eplieptic as he moved.

Not dressing up this year but I have been Jack Nicholson from “The Shining” and the Scorpio killer from “Dirty Harry”. I know those are obscure costumes but for the few that got it…it was worth it.

What do you wear to be the Scorpio killer??

[quote]Nards wrote:
What do you wear to be the Scorpio killer??[/quote]

I had two choices…the masked version (where he got stabbed in the leg) or the “school bus inspector” which is what I went with. I need to dig up a picture because I looked just like him. But I did combine the two costumes because I still had a switchblade sticking out of my leg.

Didn’t he have a bandage on his nose for some of the movie? I haven’t seen it in about 15 years.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Didn’t he have a bandage on his nose for some of the movie? I haven’t seen it in about 15 years.[/quote]

Yeah he did because he paid some thug to beat him up to try and frame Harry. He looked pathetic and that’s why I thought it would be a good costume.


This guy is a paralympic skier with one leg. Great costume. It’d from A Christmas Story for those under 30.