Halloween Costumes

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
Fuck Bane and Batman

I’m going as Robin

Srs[/quote]

I figured you’d go as Spiderman

[quote]optheta wrote:
Man, when your not white its fucking annoying when you get assholes saying LOL BUT HES WHITE because you picked a costume that in the show/movie/comics is white.[/quote]

Nah. I went as Gen. Custer at a 1st Cavl party at Ft. Hood when I was in the Army.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]77 Style wrote:
I’m going as Mr. Roper.[/quote]

Awesome choice! Are you going as “yellow gi Roper” or “golf course Roper”?

“…Excuse me, fellas”[/quote]

Going as Mr. Roper gives me the idea that you can go trick or treating…and you can jerk off on the welcome mat, knock and run away.
I mean …it’s in the theme song…“Come and knock on our door!

[quote]Nards wrote:
Going as Mr. Roper gives me the idea that you can go trick or treating…and you can jerk off on the welcome mat, knock and run away.
I mean …it’s in the theme song…“Come and knock on our door!
[/quote]

I forgot about that Roper!

I was thinking more the Enter the Dragon variety Roper…

I will be putting fake flesh on my face and staple bread to my clothes to be the walking bread… GRRRAAIINNSSS!!!

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:
Man, when your not white its fucking annoying when you get assholes saying LOL BUT HES WHITE because you picked a costume that in the show/movie/comics is white.[/quote]

Nah. I went as Gen. Custer at a 1st Cavl party at Ft. Hood when I was in the Army. [/quote]

That’s hilarious. That makes me want to be a minority so that I can do something like that.

Wait, I am a minority.

Not sure how well a Kamikaze pilot’s outfit would play out at the Halloween parties I’m hosting for my school, though. Maybe I’d better just sticking with “Cowboy.”

Yee-ha.

On a related note, this calls to mind the Would You Let Your Son Dress Like a Girl thread (you reading, DB?). My three year old son got his Spider-Man costume today, and was ELATED. He wore it all day, and is sleeping in it right now. Can’t get him to wear the mask, though, dangit. He makes me wear it.

[quote]flipcollar wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
Fuck Bane and Batman

I’m going as Robin

Srs[/quote]

I figured you’d go as Spiderman[/quote]

I’ve went as Spidey for like 3 years. Needed a change lol

My usual Spidey mask went to the guy on the left and that’s me on the right, obviously. My building has 27 floors, so we just rode the elevators like this, making people uncomfortable.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
My three year old son got his Spider-Man costume today[/quote]

Damn cute kid.

One year I dressed in all black and had a series of wristwatches all connected that went around my waist. When people asked me what I was, I responded “I’m a waste of time.”

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
My three year old son got his Spider-Man costume today[/quote]

Damn cute kid.

One year I dressed in all black and had a series of wristwatches all connected that went around my waist. When people asked me what I was, I responded “I’m a waste of time.”[/quote]

Thanks! I’m blessed with two of them.

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
Fuck Bane and Batman

I’m going as Robin

Srs[/quote]

Find a buddy, then you can go as Ace and Gary.[/quote]

Have dude going as Batman. I’m 6’2" and moderately athletic looking, he’s about 5’9" and skinny fat. It’s going to be good. [/quote]

Nice I like it, indirectly insulting your friend sly.

My wife and I last weekend. Black and white swans.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
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My youngest son wore his spider man costume from age 3 to like age 5…made it damn easy to get him dressed every morning.

[quote]flipcollar wrote:
My wife and I last weekend. Black and white swans.[/quote]

Ha! How hilarious? Great pic, thanks for sharing. You and your wife have good senses of humor. Well done.


ok it’s official

I’m going as Stone Cold E.T.

basically this mask

and a Stone Cold outfit

youtube it if you don’t know what I’m talking about lol, will be the best 3 minutes of your life

I like this idea

http://omfgmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/best-halloween-costume.jpg

This is pretty cool…

Had a pretty good idea, but looks like I’m not gonna get to do it. Was gonna go as “crossfit guy”. Faux hawk my hair, wear a headband, aviators, board shorts, no shirt and no shoes. You know how they wear that ridiculous kino tape? Was gonna take electrical tape and write “crossfit 4 eva” on my chest, and everywhere I went ask if the beer was paleo and inquire about others Fran times. Basically be as obnoxious as possible, aka be crossfit guy.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Had a pretty good idea, but looks like I’m not gonna get to do it. Was gonna go as “crossfit guy”. Faux hawk my hair, wear a headband, aviators, board shorts, no shirt and no shoes. You know how they wear that ridiculous kino tape? Was gonna take electrical tape and write “crossfit 4 eva” on my chest, and everywhere I went ask if the beer was paleo and inquire about others Fran times. Basically be as obnoxious as possible, aka be crossfit guy.[/quote]

How many people where you live would get that costume if you did it though?