Half a Million Plastic Coffins?

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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Yep, these are cheap plastic coffins. Hundreds of thousands of them. Don’t believe it?

Why coffins? Why in the middle of Georgia?

Well, apparently the Government is expecting a half million people to die relatively soon, and the Atlanta Airport is a major airline traffic hub, probably the biggest in the country, which means Georgia is a prime base to conduct military operations and coordination.

It is also the home of the CDC, the Center for Disease Control. I don�??t want to alarm anyone, but usually you don’t buy 500,000 plastic coffins “just in case something happens,” you buy them because you know something is going to happen. These air tight seal containers would be perfect to bury victims of plague or biological warfare in, wouldn’t they?

More info on the coffins:

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Those things are huge! I bet you could fit a couple of super obese Americans in one.

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You buy 500,000 plastic coffins because if there is a plague, you certainly want to be able to dispose of the bodies.

Also, if you are a congressman from Georgia and your brother happens to own a plastic coffin factory…

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That shit’s too good for me…just dig a hole and dump me in it. Coffin not needed.

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[quote]pat wrote:
That shit’s too good for me…just dig a hole and dump me in it. Coffin not needed.[/quote]

No,no no…you have it all wrong!
It’s to protect us from you decomposing the planet,not the other way around.

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The whole concept of coffins baffles me. But I find these bakelite things particularly outraging.

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Cremation FTW.

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[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
Cremation FTW.[/quote]

Yay, more pollution!

http://reports.eea.eu.int/EMEPCORINAIR4/en/B991vs1.1.pdf

Not to mention the couple of hundred kilowatt-hours one needs to cremate a human body.

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Soylent Green then?

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[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
Soylent Green then? [/quote]

Nah. Stick 'em in the ground and let bacteria and worms do their job.

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[quote]lixy wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
Soylent Green then?

Nah. Stick 'em in the ground and let bacteria and worms do their job.[/quote]

That uses up a lot of land…and gets people all bent out of shape.Becomes a sensitive issue,eventually.

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[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
lixy wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
Soylent Green then?

Nah. Stick 'em in the ground and let bacteria and worms do their job.

That uses up a lot of land…and gets people all bent out of shape.Becomes a sensitive issue,eventually.[/quote]

Don’t tell them and turn it into a park. Kinda like how they often turn old landfills into parks.

Now I’m obviously kidding.

And anyone who believes that video is crazy.

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Dump the bodies in the drinking water of our enemies.

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People should be composted.

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I’m going to be stuffed and have wire put in my limbs so you can put me in humorous poses. Either that or fed to great white sharks.

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[quote]ninearms wrote:
I’m going to be stuffed and have wire put in my limbs so you can put me in humorous poses. Either that or fed to great white sharks.[/quote]

Great whites are not really that fond of human meat.I think we’re maybe too skinny and bony for them…seals are tastier and more calorie rich.

Sharks have the right to bulk too,you know!