Sounds like homophobia to me…;0)!
Interesting . . . you usually don’t hear these stories about the women’s locker room. Seems to be mainly a men’s thing.
un-freaken-believable! some 1.5 years later the “naked man” saga continues!
im at the gym on staurday talking to the front desk chick. some guy drives up, stops, looks through the window then parks. i was like wtf is this guy doing? he gets out of the car and i said to myself “holy shit, thats naked man!”
he walks in and tells the girl at the front “im just gonna go get my son.” i was about 95% sure it was him since i havent seen him in almost 2 years. i waited about 5 minutes then went into the locker room. the son of a bitch was butt naked in the sauna with two obese men!
i went and got one of the trainers and we kicked his ass out.
the funny thing is, the guy has an order against coming to this gym, and he has no membership. i talked to a few other front desk folks and apparently he has been coming in for months late in the evenings when no management is there. the turnover of employees is so great that no one there knew who the hell he was.
im upset with myself for not beating his ass!
Someone should shoot that guy in the head and put him out of his misery…Am I homophophic? No. I’m weirdaphopbic. That’s just fucking strange behavior. The saga of naked man continues…LMAO!!!
First time I’ve seen this thread, hilarious! HOGAN! that shit is awesome. My own horror story was several years ago in college. Our weight room is in a seperate building next to the gym and doesn’t have a locker room. However, there is one in the gym that is used by the b-ball team, etc. so I would use that sometimes if I had to go to class right after training. I never really saw anyone else in there except myself and definitely no one ever showering. Weeeeell, one day I’m showering and this guy, grad-school or professor age, walks in and starts showering. I pay him no mind, face my wall and continue bathing. Well, I here him start talking to me…" Oh you are in very good shape, how long have you been working out, blah, blah, blah" in broken english. Finally I turn around and he’s got a fucking chubby. AAAAAAGH! I have never left a room so fast. The funny thing is, I’m not sure, but like a year or so later I think he was my differential equations professor. I think we should make up some “naked man” t-shirts! Maybe not, that whole kid thing…yeah, dat’s discusting.
Man… I feel left out, I have been a member at 5 different gyms, and I have never seen this level of wierdness, all gym stories are about guys lifting with the worst form ever… no bathroom wierdness at all.
My buddy on the other hand seems to run into the worst bathroom luck. just never at the gym, picture walking into the bathroom at a Wendy’s and a fellow in wind pants walks in after you. Visualize the sound of wind pants (whish… whish… whish …whish) as a person walks… now imagine what is going on when that same person goes into a stall and all you can hear is that same sound growing faster and faster(whishwhishwhishwhishwhishwhishwhish)?? I think at that point my buddy cut off the flow and found a different place to pee.
Wow, this is by far one of the most intresting strings i’ve seen here. I frequent my college gym which is a block away and it is very clean, lots of hot babes, nice locker rooms…i feel left out
Wow, this is by far one of the most intresting strings i’ve seen here. I frequent my college gym which is a block away and it is very clean, lots of hot babes, nice locker rooms…i feel left out
Some of this shit is making me cry I’m laughing so hard.
A few points:
-I am as far from homophobic as possible, but some of this behavior is unexcusable. As P-Dog points out, we don’t want to see an old fat lady either. I also don’t think that these people represent “normal” gays. These people are either closeted or just sociopathic.
-I am thankful I have been lifting at home for the past 6 years, but do train clients in gyms once in a while, and I can say that this shit goes on very often.
-There are disturbed people in all public places, but the gym does seem to attract a high % of nuts (pun intended).
-It sometimes looks like they transplanted they took a bunch of people from the “D” train in NYC and put them in the locker room.
man theres this one dude at my gym who works out in leather work boots, ripped long jeans (this was before it became fashionable), and a ripped wife beater, and grunts every rep of every set… Its funny, i dont really have any good freak stories. I avoid the locker room as i have an intense fear of non-hot-chick nakedness
When I’m at the gym around 5am, there are one or two wierdos…the guy who brushes his teeth before and after using the treadmill, the guy with spindly legs but a huge upper body who farts constantly, or the guy who makes this weird hiccup noise doing every rep of a leg exercise.
There’s a good number of military personnel who come in and some remind people to (gasp) clean their shit up, so I’d like to think that the mildly confrontational environment keeps peoples nuts in their pants. God knows what would happen if Jerry Freeballer wandered in while the Marine contingent was benching.
HOMOSEXUALS AND FREAKS MAN!!! SWITCH GYMS FAST.
LMAO!! Ya’ll got some weirdos at your gyms!! So do I… lol… I used to work at a gym where there was this guy that everyone knew was kinda fruity. You know, talked with a lisp, walked like he had a dildo caught up his ass, and shaved and showered at the gym daily. Well one time on a Sunday evening before I closed the gym down I went into the bathroom to make sure no one else was in there so I could turn off the lights. Upon walking in there, you can get a good glimpse into the sauna to see if anyone is still in there. Well, much to my disliking, I had the unfortunate luck to catch him masturbating in there, only seconds away from his climax. I quickly turned around and walked outside and back up to the front desk to finish my paper work and when he left he had a big smile on his face and said “Hey Matt, have a GRRRRREAT weekend, Kay?” What a fag…
Doesn’t it piss you off when all the fags do their curls in the squat rack!!! I just got done doing power cleans today and some jabroni with a spatula physique was sitting there doing curls in the squat racks with a pair of 10s on each side… AHHHH!!!