Another friend of mine walked in on a couple of guys in a steamroom last year. The gym manager had told him to be on the look-out for any suspicious activity, as they had been finding condoms and such in the lockerooms. He not only changed gyms after that, he stopped using the locker room and not even used the washroom after that. I work with him, so about every 6 weeks or so I have to hear the story again. It’s like he’s brain damaged from it. I know I am from listening to it. Why do I never hear stuff like this coming from Spa Lady?
I used to work at a YMCA in Brandon, so I can vouch for much of the naked old man behaviour described above. I have also heard some disturbing stories about a math prof who uses the University gym here. I guess, he’ll always pick a shower right next to another guy even when he has a whole shower room to choose from. Then he’ll get right up close and try to talk to you. Another story I heard was that he’s been caught peeking over bathroom stalls, watching guys take a dump.
If anybody ever peaks over a stall at me while I’m taking a shit, they’d better vacate the premises before I can get up. I understand homosexuals looking (but not staring) in showers, but if you interrupt my dump for your fetish, it is on.
Jared, so peeking over will get them put into the hurt locker, what would pissing over the stall do for you?
Think you could bench 500 at that instant?
Pissing over the stall would be funny as hell. Not for the person getting pissed on, though.
I just don’t like to be disturbed while taking a dump.
LMFAO at the Hogan character.
Actually thats cool and I could see myself doing that. haha
Let me test it out:
There you go big boy, there you go.
Yeah, works for me.
DONT JUDGE ME!!
die, you are gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I gotta get in on this one. There was this guy, I called him lotion boy. Haven’t seem him for a while but he would stand there naked, on a towel in front of his locker facing forward, rubbing lotion ALL over his body. Ever watch SNL when they do the Brooklyn talk show skit? This guy qualified for the beating of the month, bigtime. Another thing I just can’t understand is guys blow drying their short and curlies right there in front of everybody. WTF? Do you do this at home? Very strange behavior.
No jared, you missed the point.
I was wondering what you would do if someone not only looked over the stall at you, but pissed on you while doing so?
We had a guy, used to blow dry his balls and the crack of his ass…
I remember this other time about 9 years ago I was attending grad school at UCLA. I was studying at one of the halls and I had to take a shit real bad. It was up on the 2nd floor and when I went into the bathroom, I saw that there we no doors on the stalls; it looked like they were in the middle or remodeling. Well I couldn’t wait anymore and it looked like no one was around, so I pick the last stall and went about my business. About a minute later I hear someone walk in and proceded to walk all the way down to my stall where he saw me sitting there for a brief second. The only thing I could say was “what’s up”; he then disappeared from my line of sight. Well a few seconds later, I hear him in the stall right beside me furiously masterbating; the walls were shaking and he was groaning. Trying to stop a big shit midstride is not fun but that’s what I did. I ran right past his stall and out of that bathroom as quick as I could. Before I exited I looked back and the bastard was peeking his head around the stall at me. I fucking hightailed it out of there at that point. Looking back on it, I should’ve turned the corner and kicked his face in but at that point all I was thinking was to get the hell out of there.
Randman, you should have turned the corner and took the shit on him… That would have been nearly perfect
lolol
This doens’t have much to do with the gym but at my school this guy was caught butt naked masturbating in the school hall in front of the women’s bathroom between classes. The guy who reported him said when he saw him he ran back in the women’s restroom to get his clothes. I broke the news to his roommate and he was kind of shocked about it. Supposedly he is getting help.
I think everyone needs help after reading that story, chillin, including me.
Don’t you cold weather folks have to do that all-over lotion thing all winter? Everybody I know who lives in those climates swears by it.
I’ve seen guys do it here, but there’s not really a need.
No JimMcD, we use seal blubber, it works better! Polar bear fur for asswipe too. lol
bumping it up!
P-DOG, Thanks for bumping this up. Reminded me of something that happened to me at the gym about a year ago.
This guy in his 60’s is preparing for a BB competition. We’re in the locker room alone and he asks if he can pose for me and I critique his physique and posing style. I say no problem as I have done this for other guys getting ready for competitions. What does he do? Strips buck naked and goes through his posing routine! I’m like “wtf?” He could have left his gym shorts or briefs on for christ sake! I felt like a complete ass and avoided the guy thereon.
I invited one of my friends to the gym when i was 15 because i was looking for a training partner. But a traumatic bathroom incident caused him to never go to a gym again. The personal trainer(who didn’t train that day) and an old man were walking around naked in the bathroom. They talked to him while they were just standing there with there wangs exposed. He still complains about the gayness of gyms and works out at home.
Hey y’all,
We have the naked old guy thing here in Tallahassee, too. But it’s not just the old guys in my gym who do the scary nudity thing. One of my girlfriends came storming out of the ladies locker room one day after we worked out, and told me that she was completely grossed out. Evidently, some old skank made a habit of walking around bottomless, and we thought that it was funny, but that day the skank had one leg propped up on the bathroom sink and was blow-drying her hair (on her head). Why she needed to prop her leg up is anyone’s guess, but the fact that she had nothing covering her from the waist down was unsettling. I believe my girl described it as “Jesus fucking Christ I could see up her birth canal!!! EEWWWWWW!!” From then on, the skank was known as “Blow-dry Cooch Lady”