[quote]adamhum wrote:
Congrats on graduating law school…That’s a great accomplishment.[/quote]
Thank you!
Congratulations - I dropped out of High School, and I’m a felon and now I’m semi-retired at age 36 HA HA! LOL j/k, bro. I gotta good lawyer joke for ya:
What’s black an white and looks good around a lawyer’s neck?
A pitt bull!
ok, ok, I got another one:
What do you call 20,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
If you don’t mind working overseas, China has some very lucrative opportunities at some international firms… Just sayin’…
Good luck with your search. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about that shit now - hell, I was thinking about doing some bartending for fun, but the competition is CRAZY!
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Congratulations - I dropped out of High School, and I’m a felon and now I’m semi-retired at age 36 HA HA! LOL j/k, bro. I gotta good lawyer joke for ya:
What’s black an white and looks good around a lawyer’s neck?
A pitt bull!
ok, ok, I got another one:
What do you call 20,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
If you don’t mind working overseas, China has some very lucrative opportunities at some international firms… Just sayin’…
Good luck with your search. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about that shit now - hell, I was thinking about doing some bartending for fun, but the competition is CRAZY![/quote]
Lol what a material fuck!
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I gotta good lawyer joke for ya:
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Ha! Thanks! I have some strange fascination with lawyer jokes.
Man, everything is competitive in the job hunt these days.
First, I disagree with the characterization above of plaintiff’s work vs. defense work. Puleeze. Now I’m trying to picture a guy who lifts heavy doing appellate work. Cuz I gotta tell ya…lawyers as a group…not attractive guys. Certainly not built guys. If you make it to Seattle I’d love to have you come interview simply for the beefcake aspect of it all 
Eh, what can I say?
Oh, lawyer joke. What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
First, I disagree with the characterization above of plaintiff’s work vs. defense work. Puleeze. Now I’m trying to picture a guy who lifts heavy doing appellate work. Cuz I gotta tell ya…lawyers as a group…not attractive guys. Certainly not built guys. If you make it to Seattle I’d love to have you come interview simply for the beefcake aspect of it all Eh, what can I say?[/quote]
Wow, there’s a great line on the resume: “Associate Attorney/Office Beefcake.” Is there anyway I could get that on my business cards too?