GPS Tracked My Fiance

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/55c51f0c23/dear-woman

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Put her in your car. Tell her you’re taking her to the movies, grocery store, Bed and Bath, whatever. On the way to whatever swing by the place the GPS says she was at. Watch her reaction.

Get out of the car, take her by the hand and lead her to the door. Watch her reaction.

Knock on the door. Watch her reaction.

Wait to see who answers the door. Watch her reaction.

I’ve a hunch things will flush themselves out, one way or the other.[/quote]

Brilliant, Push.[/quote]

I was trying to get to the end of the thread in case things had already played out beyond this but, yes, this should have been the last piece of advice given in this thread. It is all that is needed. It is perfection.

My hunch is, however, that Adam will not have the sack to do it. But it’s what NEEDS to be done. [/quote]

I think you missed that it is obviously the right reaction to have a deep love and understanding for a potential need for some bad boy cock on the side.

Maybe raise the potential biker spawn too.

Something like this,see?

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Late again, but…

Good grief.

There is an enormous jar full of balls pickling on a shelf somewhere.

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That last line was the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.

Together, we can create MIRACLES, MIRACLES, miracles, miracles.

I just read her explanation about why she parks there and this and that. My gut tells me that was an awfully elaborate tale. Generally the more details they give the more likely it is merely a ruse. But you have not heeded anyone’s advice thus far after 24 pages so I don’t expect you to now.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
I just read her explanation about why she parks there and this and that. My gut tells me that was an awfully elaborate tale. Generally the more details they give the more likely it is merely a ruse. But you have not heeded anyone’s advice thus far after 24 pages so I don’t expect you to now. [/quote]

He might listen to you. You’ve got a beard and a fish. You’re practically Jesus.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]StevenF wrote:
I just read her explanation about why she parks there and this and that. My gut tells me that was an awfully elaborate tale. Generally the more details they give the more likely it is merely a ruse. But you have not heeded anyone’s advice thus far after 24 pages so I don’t expect you to now. [/quote]

He might listen to you. You’ve got a beard and a fish. You’re practically Jesus.[/quote]

Only if in his other hand he’s holding a nice glass of chianti. We can forget about the fava beans.

Does anyone else find OP’s “ball refill” avatar to be as apropos as I do? A ball refill is exactly what he needs. I think it’s hilarious that he can’t fathom the idea of his fiance cheating at her friend’s house.

Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck. Its no chicken.

I am hungry. Oh no wonder its time for another meal

updates?

Last we heard from him it was three weeks until the wedding. I’ll be damned if the time isn’t ticking away slow as shit.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Last we heard from him it was three weeks until the wedding. I’ll be damned if the time isn’t ticking away slow as shit.[/quote]

He will so totally marry her.

Because she has a great ass and he misses her when she is not around.

True love, obviously.

He’s the dude in DBCoopers new avatar…

Did DB lose another bet?

[quote]Anonymity wrote:
Did DB lose another bet?[/quote]

Apparently not yet, but he “preemptively” updated his avi.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Anonymity wrote:
Did DB lose another bet?[/quote]

Apparently not yet, but he “preemptively” updated his avi.[/quote]

If nobody from these so called “future bets” comes up with the idea of a gif of the Goodbye Horses transvestite scene from Silence Of The Lambs, a great opportunity has been missed.

Well we did our best. You can’t save em all.

he must be getting married this weekend or has already tied the noose this week…I mean knot

First thread I read on T-Nation, so would be really nice if OP could update us! Did ya really put a ring on it? Oh and what GPS you used? Might have to buy one soon.