Gotta Love The South

“The Dancing Outlaw”

If any of you want to shit your self from laughter and find out the true meaning of the term hillbilly, you should get this documentary.

Kansas is both north and south. There were just a few more free-staters then pro-slavery people. Ever heard the term bleeding kansas? And I think lawrence was sacked not once, but TWICE by confederates. As far as rednecks go, Kansas is one of the capitals. On friday and saturday nights, a bunch of fellas park there trucks along mainstreet and fly rebel flags.

Literally. It is fairly common for younger men such as me to just wear overalls and boots in the summertime. sometimes thats all the women wear, with something to keep the breasts covered underneath. On the last day of high school last year, several of the seniors drove their tractors to school. The easiest way for a young man to make money here in my little town is to cut hedge posts.One of our policemen is a woman-beater. Meth heads go to the grocery store to purchase their supplies. The cement plant or the hitch-factory (where I work) are the only two places to get a job. Our mayor is the manager of the gas station. Unfortunately, our town is pretty racist. One of the “AGGIES” or FFA members beat the hell out of the one black kid in our school. I am so glad I graduated and got the hell out of that place. Now Iw ork at the local factory.WOO-HOO.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Kansas is both north and south. There were just a few more free-staters then pro-slavery people. Ever heard the term bleeding kansas? And I think lawrence was sacked not once, but TWICE by confederates. As far as rednecks go, Kansas is one of the capitals. On friday and saturday nights, a bunch of fellas park there trucks along mainstreet and fly rebel flags.

Literally. It is fairly common for younger men such as me to just wear overalls and boots in the summertime. sometimes thats all the women wear, with something to keep the breasts covered underneath. On the last day of high school last year, several of the seniors drove their tractors to school. The easiest way for a young man to make money here in my little town is to cut hedge posts.One of our policemen is a woman-beater. Meth heads go to the grocery store to purchase their supplies. The cement plant or the hitch-factory (where I work) are the only two places to get a job. Our mayor is the manager of the gas station. Unfortunately, our town is pretty racist. One of the “AGGIES” or FFA members beat the hell out of the one black kid in our school. I am so glad I graduated and got the hell out of that place. Now Iw ork at the local factory.WOO-HOO.[/quote]

This sounds like how hell would be for me if Sartre is right.

God bless New Jersey.

[quote]johnny_law wrote:
gordonshumway wrote:
I moved to Atl about 10 years ago and made a few enemies when I kiddingly suggested to a group that I worked with that Hee Haw was probably their favorite TV show. I also learned that redneck is an offensive term to some, but white trash or just plain trash is even worse.

I grew up in Atlanta. They did a survey once and less than 20% that live in Atlanta are even from the South. Now if you drive 30 miles out then you’re still knee deep in RED.

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Being a southerner, I take great offense to gordonshumway comment about watching hee haw. Dukes of Hazzard is a much better quality show!!

My brother lives in Atlanta and its true…there are more northerners than southerners. I live in Lexington, Ky and it can almost be considered midwest with all of the Ohio and Indiana residents. Damn, I spilled my spit cup!

[quote]gordonshumway wrote:
I moved to Atl about 10 years ago and made a few enemies when I kiddingly suggested to a group that I worked with that Hee Haw was probably their favorite TV show. I also learned that redneck is an offensive term to some, but white trash or just plain trash is even worse. [/quote]

Being born and raised in and around Augusta, Georgia, I think I can help you out with the pecking order.

It is as follows:

Redneck - It’s like the ‘N’ word. If you are one and you call someone that, it’s flattery. If you aren’t one, then using it might raise their ire and cause them to pop the top on that proverbial bottle of whoop ass.

Then there’s

White Trash

Trailer Park Trash

and worst of all

Politician.

Thank ya. Thank ya very much.

TCB Baby.

RB

[quote]the german wrote:
bradlytc is right on about shiner bock!

I’m from Bayern (Bavaria) in southern Germany, which Americans lable the “Texas of Germany.” (probably due to the beer drinking culture, for example, ever heard of the Oktoberfest, the biggest party in the world?)

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Hillbilly = kleines diebisches Bergvolk
Redneck = Saubayer

DB