Got Robbed - Legal Advice

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[quote]The other Rob wrote:
Here’s what you do man, first you gotta dig a moat around the house (you’ll want to fill it with either sharks, piranhas or crocodiles). Second install trap doors under every seat in your house leading into a water filled cavern which is attached to the moat (you can electrify it too if you dont mind replacing the sharks/piranhas/crocodiles every time you use it).

Here’s where it starts to get tricky, you’ll need to rig up flamethrowers in every room in your house, but in such a way that none of your stuff gets burned and there’s somewhere safe for you to stand. You’ll want to buy some grenades just to be on the safe side. Install all the controls in whatever room you’re gonna be dealing in.

If someone trys to rip you off just stay cool and activate the trap doors SPLASH, anyone moves fast enough to get away thats when you TORCH THE BASTARDS!!! Finally you gather up your shit and feed the corpses to the sharks.

Or you could just chill out and smoke whatever dope you’ve got left and try and forget about that shit. Don’t deal to more than 2 people at a time in your own house unless you know the guys well.

I’m sure this has taught you a lot of lessons and there’s a lot of shit you’d do differently if it happened again, but it’s happened now and there aint shit you can do about it. If the police get involved it could go badly very fast if anyone even hints that your dealing. Could be a good time to find a better way of making cash if you think these guys are gonna keep making trouble.[/quote]

LOL–I cant even finish reading the thread --i am too busy laughing

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
I’ll see if I can summarize.

Artem just graduated high school, is working for the summer, and planning on going to college.

**sounds normal.

he likes to lift weights. even built himself a power rack.

**sounds like potential.

his bulking cycle left him 50lbs overweight.

**sounds like dumb.

He recently got robbed of $1300 cash and 3ounces of pot. While at home. His mother’s home. Whom he wishes to keep out of this situation.

**sounds like dipshit.

After being robbed, in his mothers home, where he lives, he stayed. When 6 large, armed, angry men came back to his house to steal the GPS and iPOD out of his car, he stayed in the house. Where he had no weapons. Because mom would probably find them.

**Sounds like epic dipshit.

After posting the entire story on a public forum (which contains pictures of himself, and his face, which would easily identify him and hold up in court should he be charged with… i dunno… dealing, and possession…) he asserts that the other people who are allowed to post, about whom he knows NOTHING, also know nothing.

**sounds like Maury Povich style epic dipshit.

You’ve been at this for 3 years. Great. You’ve been dealing since you were 15. You plan on going to college. How did you get in? Blow somebody?

DO NOT talk about possession of illegal drugs on a public forum where you’ve posted pictures of your face.

Actually, the most hard core people I’ve ever known, don’t talk about them at all.

Also, most dealers usually have about 10k at home.

Let me know if I missed something.

Oh, and Artem, sweetie? I’ll save you the trouble of the insults you’ll throw at me. Lets see if I can get this covered.

Yes, you’re smarter, stronger, bigger, manlier, and way more badass than me.

As a matter of fact, I’m hiding under my desk with a blankey. [/quote]

haha LOL!

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
CBear, please give me back my blanky. I miss it and you cannot appreciate Mr. Snuggles like I can. He’s SOOOOOOOOOOO soft… My bed feels empty without him.

[/quote]

reaches through the interwebz*

here’s Mr. Snuggles back.

I, unlike Artem, am armed.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
CBear, please give me back my blanky. I miss it and you cannot appreciate Mr. Snuggles like I can. He’s SOOOOOOOOOOO soft… My bed feels empty without him.

reaches through the interwebz*

here’s Mr. Snuggles back.

I, unlike Artem, am armed. [/quote]

Takes Mr. Snuggles YAY!!!

Puts Mr. Snuggles in the wash to kill any cooties

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

Takes Mr. Snuggles YAY!!!

Puts Mr. Snuggles in the wash to kill any cooties[/quote]

You can’t kill the cooties I got. It’s a special kind of voodoo.

you gotta love it or burn it.

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bad call on getting the police involved - Even if you’re right, theyll know its you - and now you’ve gotta watch your back and your property indefinately.

How far are you willing do go to fuck these people over?

The best advice I can give you is tis… Have a stakeout at their house and at the very best - the bar they frequent.

(I assume theyll be travelling with drugs)

The SECOND they come out of the house or bar - call the cops with license plate and address saying the car is swerving and driving on the other side of the road or sum shit.

With any luck, theyll get busted.

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I just wasted some of my life reading this thread.

To prevent the same thing from happening to someone else I’m posting this, just make this pile of crap thread worthwhile.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Takes Mr. Snuggles YAY!!!

Puts Mr. Snuggles in the wash to kill any cooties

You can’t kill the cooties I got. It’s a special kind of voodoo.

you gotta love it or burn it. [/quote]

Shit.

It does smell nice…

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[quote]spyoptic wrote:
oops[/quote]

that’s what the OP said

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Your an idiot I acted like you when I was 13 oh big bad boys after me, if you’ve been lifting for a while you should be a big feller and wait for the leader and do them over on their own. Stick up for yourself, nothing worst than a pussy who’s scared of their own shadow.

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and you said you were not a bad influence for your ex girlfriend? Sure, a 16 years old going out with a drug dealer is such a positive influence on her life.

Use this situation as a wake-up call and get out of the business while you can.

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[quote]Artem wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
xb-C wrote:
The only reason this happened is because you’re a fucking idiot.

Yeah, common sense would be to A) Not leave 2 + grand in your car unattended and B) if someone were to ever dare rob me I would be outside in a split second with guns knives bats bows and arrows axes swords whatever the fuck kind of weapon I could find and I would go ouside with the intentions of protecting my property and fucking someone up. I’d even go outside weaponless if it came down to it. So I think it’s pretty stupid that you did not protect your property.

Yo Austin… I respect you, so don’t take this the wrong way, but you wouldn’t do that. And if you would, it wouldn’t end well for you.

Fucking bats dude? I deal with people much higher up than random ass high school kids. I’m lucky 3 Os and the cash I had out is all that got taken. I wasn’t even the one that was supposed to get robbed. It was supposed to be for my friend. He’s the one that got the
call, but he didn’t have enough weight, so he called me.

And yeah, I am fucking stupid. I fucked up about 20 times over the course of the night. That’s not what this is about though.

So, what would happen if I reported my shit stolen and got rid of everything questionable in my home?[/quote]

Listen dude if multiple men broke into my house they better be prepared to kill because either or my dad would not hesitate to shoot them and have enough fire power in the house to take down a small army.

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[quote]Artem wrote:
Yo how about read the entire fucking thread before you post? Or at least my posts.
I GOT ROBBED
IN MY HOME
Later, my shit got taken from my car, probably with one of my spare keys. I don’t even give that much of a shit about my Ipod; the point is that that would be grounds to call the police.

How do I know they took my shit? They were going to pick up a couple Os and I got fucking jacked by armed people. What is so hard to understand here?

I would love to see the people talking shit in this thread handle themselves in my situation. Again, you don’t know how long I’ve been at this so don’t fucking speak.[/quote]

I was at that game for a lot longer than you, kiddo, and shit like that didn’t happen to me.

For as much as you brag about being at this so long and handling things, the results speak for themselves. Your number has been gotten and there really is nothing you can do, legally or otherwise.

Take a big bite of humble pie and have a nice life. You are obviously not cut out for a life of crime.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be anyways. Most recently, I’ve recieved news that the last two people I used to run with are now effectively and literally gone from this world. One is dead from a heroine overdose, the other is now serving life for bank robbery/homicide.

So seriously man, and this is from someone who has been there- Do you really want to look forward to a short brutal life that is guaranteed to end badly, which will happen if you continue, or would you rather do something else?

You get out now and in fifteen years, anybody who had anything to do with this will be dead anyways. You stay in, you die with them, most likely at their hands.

Your choice.

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Get yourself a mean dog that bites. Then, uninvited people will not come into your home. If they shoot your dog, you don’t have to worry about snitching, the cops are coming.
I never understood weed dealers. The risk vs. reward is SHIT, even in quantity.

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Artem, to answer your question…do not call the cops. I’m sure you are imagining that you would just call the cops, tell them about the iPod and GPS and somehow they would miss the fact that you are a low level drug dealer who got jacked. Because, you know, the police are so stupid. …FUCK the po-lice, right?!

Unfortunately that’s not the way that is going to work out. Here is a paragraph from a book I was recently reading on personal security that bears on the subject…

“Home invasion robbery has its roots in the “Cocaine Cowboy” drug culture of south Florida in the 1970’s and 1980’s. It was a “criminal’s crime”: Drug dealers viciously forced their way into each other’s homes because of the vast amounts of cash and drugs they possessed. Most of the home invasions I investigated were this type, with criminals as the victims. In fact, it was so much a drug dealer’s crime that non-drug dealer victims were viewed suspiciously as possibly being drug dealers. That view is still sometimes held today.”

And like others have said, if you snitch, and it’s going to be pretty damn obvious to the guys who robbed you that it was you that turned the cops on them, they are going to f**k you up.

Take this as a wake up call…STOP SELLING DRUGS!

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[quote]Artem wrote:
dianab wrote:
Since you know who did it, go rob them.

Yo like… how clueless are you?
These people are always in large groups and are all armed.[/quote]

Time to move. You don’t need this shit.

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[quote]Artem wrote:
I have a job and I go to school.

And lol at the dude who said spend $1300 on food and gym memberships. I love the assumptions people make. I don’t even smoke weed anymore, dude.
[/quote]

$1300 what the fuck? Is that all? Some of you guys need better paying jobs.

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If you can’t handle things like robbery on your own, without worrying about police, you ought not to be in the weed business. Even if you are just buyings some dope you run certain risks that the police can’t help you with. Occupational hazards. But I’m not a lawyer so take that advice for what you paid for it.

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CBEAR hit the nail on the head. Artem could be one of the biggest dipshits on the board. Or the ultimate troll for all we know…

face palm

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[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
CBEAR hit the nail on the head. Artem could be one of the biggest dipshits on the board. Or the ultimate troll for all we know…

face palm[/quote]

Yo aren’t you like 14?