Got Caught Smoking a Bowl?

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[quote]SWR wrote:
Yes! You must now be pro-active, or pre-emptive, or some shit like that.

Take your stash over to your neighbor’s house, and hide it on their property.

Now call the police, anonymously. If the cops question you, and you’re still stoned, tell them that your neighbors have been smoking so much of it, that you caught a contact high.

Good luck, and let us know how it works out!

P.S. you might want to sneak over there wearing camouflage, or even better, a ninja outfit. You’ll be practically invisible.[/quote]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Get a grip, it’s not that big of a deal. Just go about your business. If this is a casual thing you always do stop being so paranoid. Wait till you get pulled over by the highway patrol and as your trying to pull over and hide your shit, you spill the bag in the passenger seat.

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start drinking heavily

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Haha, go to jail for smoking a bowl. Thats messed up.

The cops around here like to order people to smash their bowl on the concrete. Then they take your weed without giving you a ticket.

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In the infamous words of Dave Chappell, in one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, Half-Baked:

“You have smoked yourself retarded!”

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[quote]Naphta wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
duuuuudeeee weed is like sooo cooool…

please go choke and die in a corner… then maybe they will smell your rotting body and call the cops.

Wow, what the fuck was all of that necessary for?

Yeah seriously. He’s not the brightest guy, but he doesn’t bear any ill will.[/quote]

Stupid post gets a stupid response.

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Actually dude, I live in Ireland and I just caught a whiff of dope coming from your direction.

You’re fucked.

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[quote]John S. wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
inkaddict wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
christine wrote:
Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.

Once you get to jail, don’t get your salad tossed.

Or Good Mornings!!

Or naked jumping jacks with whipped cream covering your junk and your nipples. That’s the one most imprisoned lifters forget to remove from their rotation.

Thats a must, your toast if you still have that in your routine.[/quote]

And if you drop the soap when you hit the shower, leave it there. NEVER bend over to pick it up.

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[quote]IronGame08 wrote:
I just stepped outside for a midday bowl of 70/30 indica but I think I got caught smoking. I’m high as fuck so high… Is it possible that my neighbors smelled my smoke…they live about 25 meters away and have their windows open. THere is a slight breese sideways. Please help Im extremely paranoid.
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If you get zonked at your home on a “regular” basis your neighbors already know. Unless they don’t like you I wouldn’t worry about it. Share the wealth and make some friends.

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[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
duuuuudeeee weed is like sooo cooool…

please go choke and die in a corner… then maybe they will smell your rotting body and call the cops.[/quote]

Because of this post, I am going to smoke my next bowl on dude’s behalf.

– ElbowStrike

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Drugs are bad, mkay.

–JB

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
If you get zonked at your home on a “regular” basis your neighbors already know. Unless they don’t like you I wouldn’t worry about it. Share the wealth and make some friends.[/quote]

Exactly…

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[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
duuuuudeeee weed is like sooo cooool…

please go choke and die in a corner… then maybe they will smell your rotting body and call the cops.

Because of this post, I am going to smoke my next bowl on dude’s behalf.

– ElbowStrike[/quote]

Because of this post, I am going to shoot Roman Candles at the next acid head I see at my school.

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[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Because of this post, I am going to shoot Roman Candles at the next acid head I see at my school.[/quote]

It sounds like you could use a joint.

– ElbowStrike

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Uh, who cares? If your neighbors don’t like it tell them to mind their own fucking business.