Got Asked "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Lift Weights?"

My first strip club adventure involved seeing the one girl who was in my Jr. High Magic: The Gathering group up on stage. She turned into a total babe.

For the record, I’m just too lazy to “like” all the last 30+ posts, but thanks to all LOL.

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You would love it here in Tennessee… except that they have the tatts on their necks.

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Fair to say you’d “tap” that?

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Today? No. She didn’t exactly age as well as a Black Lotus over the last 20 years.

Back then? Also no. Too paralyzed with fear of hot women with awesome rocking tits.

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That’s why you gotta always use sleeves.

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It’s funny you mention that because she allegedly went from stripping to meth farming and I think wrapping herself in durable polymer material might’ve saved some of the wear and tear involved with that line of work.

Ever hear of the “Mouses Ear” in Knoxville? I spent a fun evening there once

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I’ve had lots of friends go there.

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Tragically it burned down a few years ago.

I lived in east Tenn for a couple of years. Absolutely loved it. Most beautiful place I’ve ever lived, unfortunately, I hated my job so I left for Texas.

It still is kinda, but not like it was in the 70s-80s.
Tourist business is booming right now.

The only big dank hole that a lot of people have been through I’ve ever been in down there was Ruby Falls.

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Last time I got a shot, the nurse said “relax your arm” and I replied “sure, we wouldn’t want the needle tip to bend”. I swear she jabbed harder and more violently than was necessary.

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I usually reply with ‘‘No, I just eat a lot of sausage rolls. One in each hand’’, which is followed by demonstrating the movement.

I also rarely train arms, so I take it as a compliment.

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47th Street. I know it well. :grinning:

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