Ok, so I’m a thief and I need help putting together a good training program for fitness.
I don’t want to get too big, because that would make it harder to fit through small places.
I need more strength for climbing (walls, ropes, trees), and more speed for running.
I don’t want big, bulky muscles. I need FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH, for functionally taking stuff.
Eat more carrots.
I heard the Hamburgler did Dogcrapp training with great results!
Do pilates on bosu balls.
Go to China and try to steal male heirs.
So weak.
Heres a tip:
Get a job.
[quote]Split wrote:
Heres a tip:
Get a job.[/quote]
Wow. I’m drunk and you took it seriously.
[quote]Hadow Khan wrote:
Split wrote:
Heres a tip:
Get a job.
Wow. I’m drunk and you took it seriously.[/quote]
We take being drunk very seriously.
hic
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
Eat more carrots.[/quote]
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You’ve been “Braff’d”!!!
[quote]Hadow Khan wrote:
Split wrote:
Heres a tip:
Get a job.
Wow. I’m drunk and you took it seriously.[/quote]
yeah, its a Sunday night, so i guess it needs repeating…
Get a job.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Eat more carrots.
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You’ve been “Braff’d”!!![/quote]
I thought we’d been over this Vader!!
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Eat more carrots.
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You’ve been “Braff’d”!!!
I thought we’d been over this Vader!![/quote]
Now, look what you did! You bastard! You know Toggy is very fragile right now.
It’s okay baby. it only hurts for while, I promise.
Just the tip?
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Eat more carrots.
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You’ve been “Braff’d”!!!
I thought we’d been over this Vader!![/quote]
Yes, but I never learn. Do you need a hug? I think Vicomte might have you covered there. 
Parkour!
Building climbing:
Sprints, hurdles, rope climbing and muscle-ups.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Eat more carrots.
Picture added for emphasis.
You’ve been “Braff’d”!!!
I thought we’d been over this Vader!!
Now, look what you did! You bastard! You know Toggy is very fragile right now.
It’s okay baby. it only hurts for while, I promise.
Just the tip?[/quote]
ROFL.
Use dildo’s, thousands of them.