[quote]RichieDC wrote:
[quote]Irish Pride wrote:
I’m going to Ireland this May for 10 days with one of my friends. Has anyone ever been there? I’ll be staying in Dublin for the majority of the time but plan on going to Cork for a day or two and some other day trips. If anyone has ever been there I’d love some tips/places to see/stories/whatever.[/quote]
Ok, a few tips…common sense really, don’t go down the shitty half lit streets of dublin after dark alone…or just in general (same every city really)
Bring a good jacket, cuz it will rain when you won’t be expecting it.
If you meet a bunch of girls who appear to have a beverly hills accent (like, totally…omg!! etc.), ask them why they pretend to be somethin their not and then tell them to gtfo, D4 bitches! Grr! Unless they’re puttin out ofc 
Don’t buy ANYTHING from a gift shop, if you do I will find you (by looking for someone who appears lost, staring at the sky in a woll jumper and a guinness hat) and beat you with said hat.
Go for a walk through St. Stephens green in the day, its nice (like NY’s central park, but less guns)
Get a pizza in the bad ass cafe (in temple bar) then go for pints, and end up in a bad way playin football in grafton St. at 4a.m. 
Leave Dublin after Max 3-4 days…seriously, it’s just a city.
Check out Cork, and it’s outskirts, nice city and people, as is belfast (now).
As someone already said, the best crack is over the west, galway and mayo.
Unless you have around 100 euro to spend on drink every day, pick up a few cans or bottles for before ye head out on the town.
While in public, talk openly about guns, bombs, terrorism…whatever, then notice how no-one gives a shit lol
If a smoke alarm goes off, and you’re 6 stories up, in a building made of sticks and petrol…finish your pint, it’s probably just someone foolin around.
Irish chicks dig americans, make the best of it ;)…but dont bring any of that herpee shit over lol.
If you go to the west (Do!), go to achill Island. Get dinner in a seaside restaurant (any), and have a few drinks in a local pub, that’s probably the only place on the planet you might hear “top of de mornin” but more of a chance they’ll say it in Irish, and you’ll just look blankly at them presuming they’re drunk…
Achil is also great for surfing.
Go on a hike through The Burren (Co. Clare), and caving too.
Don’t rent a bicycle, you will become another statistic.
And last but not least,
Go nuts and enjoy yourself 
/Rich
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I agree with this, go to Galway city on a night out its serious crack! and x2 on buying cheap shit in a gift shop, dont do it!