Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Okay… I’m admittedly slow on some things. I just noticed this thread, and along with my tardiness getting here, I’m also too lazy to read it all. Could a kind person give me the Cliff Notes version? Or at least a few bullet points?

Thanks in advance.

Signed, Lazy Fucktard Iron Dwarf

Holymac started messaging his 6th grade teacher on facebook and was giddy with anticipation as they set up a date.

Holymac posted the conversations he’s had with the teacher over facebook.

Some troll created an account (teachers_pet) and pretended to be the teacher and be very angry with holymac. We all found out it was a troll and a good laugh was had by all.

Some real douchey troll (probably the same one) found the teacher on facebook due to some shotty blackout work by holymac when he posted the conversations. This douchey troll informed the teacher about this thread.

The teacher is not happy, everyone at tnation is sad.

Did I miss anything?

Wait, now there were 2 trolls? So which one was Neely? Troll #1, or Troll#2 or were both trolls the same Troll? Or was there no Troll?

I’m lost here.

Will the real Troll please stand up?

That’s what we’re all trying to figure out. Neely claims he was troll #2, but his claims are suspect.

you lanky, lanky mofo

neelydan trampled all over this exercise in frat brother high fivin’

Why?[/quote]

Well if it’s true, which I hope it isn’t, then it’s clear that neelydan has been hurt in the past and the only way his small cold heart knows how to act, is to hurt others who had nothing to do with his past hurt. I mean to him it seems obvious, bring suffering upon others because I have suffered. The part that really bothers me is that he came to our family weak and looking for help, and we all helped and supported him through his tough times. So I would really be shocked and dissapointed if he did in fact turn on one of his family members, the family who helped and supported and encouraged him. I hope Neelydan is just fucking with us. Otherwise he will be added to my ignore list and he will be dead to me.

V

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
Well if it’s true, which I hope it isn’t, then it’s clear that neelydan has been hurt in the past and the only way his small cold heart knows how to act, is to hurt others who had nothing to do with his past hurt. I mean to him it seems obvious, bring suffering upon others because I have suffered. The part that really bothers me is that he came to our family weak and looking for help, and we all helped and supported him through his tough times. So I would really be shocked and dissapointed if he did in fact turn on one of his family members, the family who helped and supported and encouraged him. I hope Neelydan is just fucking with us. Otherwise he will be added to my ignore list and he will be dead to me.

V[/quote]

fucking ouch! you have struck neelydan down :frowning:

alas, the foiling of the plan was not done by an anteater

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ND is just kidding around… right?

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[quote]force of one wrote:
ND is just kidding around… right? [/quote]

Yes.

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[quote]RSGZ wrote:
force of one wrote:
ND is just kidding around… right?

Yes.[/quote]

And I’m very glad. Don’t scare me like that again ND.

V

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[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Well if it’s true, which I hope it isn’t, then it’s clear that neelydan has been hurt in the past and the only way his small cold heart knows how to act, is to hurt others who had nothing to do with his past hurt. I mean to him it seems obvious, bring suffering upon others because I have suffered. The part that really bothers me is that he came to our family weak and looking for help, and we all helped and supported him through his tough times. So I would really be shocked and dissapointed if he did in fact turn on one of his family members, the family who helped and supported and encouraged him. I hope Neelydan is just fucking with us. Otherwise he will be added to my ignore list and he will be dead to me.

V

fucking ouch! you have struck neelydan down :frowning:

alas, the foiling of the plan was not done by an anteater

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It would only have been true if you were the perpeTRAITOR, since you were not, then it is not true, and you are still a member of the family. Next time maybe don’t take credit for the single most heinous act commited on T-Nation as a mini troll job. Still I’m glad it wasn’t you as I’m sure many here are relieved to hear.

V

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I was almost certain people were joking, or at the very least greatly over-exaggerating when they say how ‘horrible’ this is, or how they’re living vicariously through this thread (I mean really?!?!?! WTF? that HAS to be a joke right?)…it’s really not that bad.

Someone cock-blocked and showed some chick they didn’t know that people were talking about her on a forum.

Might want to step back a bit and really look at what happened.

I’ve seen people act worse online than finding the person someone’s talking about on facebook and telling them about it.

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I still don’t trust anteaters. I mean look at those claws!

lol

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[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Well if it’s true, which I hope it isn’t, then it’s clear that neelydan has been hurt in the past and the only way his small cold heart knows how to act, is to hurt others who had nothing to do with his past hurt. I mean to him it seems obvious, bring suffering upon others because I have suffered. The part that really bothers me is that he came to our family weak and looking for help, and we all helped and supported him through his tough times. So I would really be shocked and dissapointed if he did in fact turn on one of his family members, the family who helped and supported and encouraged him. I hope Neelydan is just fucking with us. Otherwise he will be added to my ignore list and he will be dead to me.

V

fucking ouch! you have struck neelydan down :frowning:

alas, the foiling of the plan was not done by an anteater

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This is good news, it means the anteater can be spared the horror of facing the bearsharktopus, the mightiest of all earth’s creatures.

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[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
Chi-Towns-Finest wrote:
On a side note, this may be a dumb question – what the fuck is a lunk alarm?

Planet Fitness - lurk alarm - set off if any grunting, dropping of weights, and bad workout clothing. Sounds like a tsunami siren going off.

That shit is fucking disgusting.

I’d sue them for Smug pollution.

[/quote]

I cannot possibly be the only one who thinks this line was a gem. hahahahahahahahhaha

Anyway, holymac, seriously, you need to clear up what happened in the conversation with you and her when she brought up this thread. In detail.

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Anyway, holymac, seriously, you need to clear up what happened in the conversation with you and her when she brought up this thread. In detail.[/quote]

Uh, she’s probably still reading.

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
BluePfaltz wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
Chi-Towns-Finest wrote:
On a side note, this may be a dumb question – what the fuck is a lunk alarm?

Planet Fitness - lurk alarm - set off if any grunting, dropping of weights, and bad workout clothing. Sounds like a tsunami siren going off.

That shit is fucking disgusting.

I’d sue them for Smug pollution.

I cannot possibly be the only one who thinks this line was a gem. hahahahahahahahhaha

Anyway, holymac, seriously, you need to clear up what happened in the conversation with you and her when she brought up this thread. In detail.[/quote]

Thank South Park.

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There is a lot of stuff to read through.
So far I have gathered some prick found her on FB and now she knows?
Can we have a brief synopsis

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[quote]Papa Nick wrote:
There is a lot of stuff to read through.
So far I have gathered some prick found her on FB and now she knows?
Can we have a brief synopsis [/quote]

I wrote a brief synopsis a couple pages ago. So now, not only are you too lazy to read the thread, you’re too lazy to read my synopsis?

Kids these days.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Papa Nick wrote:
There is a lot of stuff to read through.
So far I have gathered some prick found her on FB and now she knows?
Can we have a brief synopsis

I wrote a brief synopsis a couple pages ago. So now, not only are you too lazy to read the thread, you’re too lazy to read my synopsis?

Kids these days.[/quote]

Can you summarise the above? I got “I Wrote” and then skipped down to “these days”. Thanks Lanky.

V

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i just txt’d her asking what’s up. got a reply back said she was finishing up teaching the last class of the day, she’ll call me when she’s leaving.

shawoot

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Hope everything goes well. Show her the Macaroni del Holy ain’t no a-holee.

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I think someone from bb.com did this and fucked us all up. He probably started a thread over there titled how i screwed HM up.

Or maybe class of '09 delivers again!

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i just txt’d her asking what’s up. got a reply back said she was finishing up teaching the last class of the day, she’ll call me when she’s leaving.

shawoot[/quote]

Shaweet!

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i just txt’d her asking what’s up. got a reply back said she was finishing up teaching the last class of the day, she’ll call me when she’s leaving.

shawoot[/quote]

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