Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

Hmac is handling this like any other 22 year old would, or anyone with the maturity level of a 22 year old male.

OH MY GOD I MIGHT HAVE SEX AND HERE IS PROOF!!![/quote]

lol.

i generally don’t feel the urge to share with the forum everytime mini.mac gets wet. i imagine that would get old after awhile.

the fact that my 6th grade teacher chased me down, and then is bringing me over is a whole 'nother story, and therefore requires documentation.

like banging a chick with one leg. or banging identical twins.

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
CBear84 wrote:

Hmac is handling this like any other 22 year old would, or anyone with the maturity level of a 22 year old male.

OH MY GOD I MIGHT HAVE SEX AND HERE IS PROOF!!!

lol.

i generally don’t feel the urge to share with the forum everytime mini.mac gets wet. i imagine that would get old after awhile.

the fact that my 6th grade teacher chased me down, and then is bringing me over is a whole 'nother story, and therefore requires documentation.

like banging a chick with one leg. or banging identical twins. [/quote]

Or licking the milf next door while getting grinded by her 18 year old girl.

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This just seemed appropriate.

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T-Nation should make a “HolyMac is my hero” t-shirt

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Now while I’m the Clemson/FSU game on Nov.7th Mac is gonna be gettin something we all wished would happen, for the love of god Mac TAP IT!

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Holymac didn’t add me on FB. I’m sad.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:

Good for you. You have also been elevated to hero status in my book.

Although the “IceQueen” position is now open… hmmm.

I’m both.

It’s like studying waves of light, and the duality involved.

A wave, and a particle. wrap your abacus around that one.

There is a penis joke in there somewhere…

playing with small wooden beads on a thinner metal rod, sliding back and forth until the desired result is achieved.

yep, you got it. [/quote]

Could you guys leave the bad jokes, feminism, and sexual innuendos for another thread. This one is full of win and you guys are filling it will fail.

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damn, when mac bangs her muslims are gonna start facing his direction when praying!

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CBear is jealous of HMac. Just a little, but I feel it in the Force.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
CBear84 wrote:

Hmac is handling this like any other 22 year old would, or anyone with the maturity level of a 22 year old male.

OH MY GOD I MIGHT HAVE SEX AND HERE IS PROOF!!!

lol.

i generally don’t feel the urge to share with the forum everytime mini.mac gets wet. i imagine that would get old after awhile.

the fact that my 6th grade teacher chased me down, and then is bringing me over is a whole 'nother story, and therefore requires documentation.

like banging a chick with one leg. or banging identical twins. [/quote]

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Make it happen man. I dated a student teacher from back in high school a couple of years back. The relationship was a waste of time but nonetheless it was an accomplishment. She’s only 6 years older than me, and I’d imagine this chick has at least 10 on you. Be warned the fact that she is considering this may in fact mean shes a crazy bitch. This can be good or bad.

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[quote]Feist wrote:
CBear is jealous of HMac. Just a little, but I feel it in the Force.

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I can honestly say I’m not jealous. Had I been a member of tnation when the first professor hit on me, id probably have made a big deal out of it, the same way he is. (I was 19, this was 6 years ago.)

I wouldnt do it now, but he’s providing me with a lot of entertainment.

And this woman sounds batshit crazy anyway, so I’ll encourage him every step of the way.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Feist wrote:
CBear is jealous of HMac. Just a little, but I feel it in the Force.

I can honestly say I’m not jealous. Had I been a member of tnation when the first professor hit on me, id probably have made a big deal out of it, the same way he is. (I was 19, this was 6 years ago.)

I wouldnt do it now, but he’s providing me with a lot of entertainment.

And this woman sounds batshit crazy anyway, so I’ll encourage him every step of the way. [/quote]

Its easy for a chick to do her teachers. But for a 6th grade boy to bang his 6th grade teacher years later is an accomplishment. Men are more likely to kill a person than achieve what Holy Mac could achieve.

Just show the man some support.

Go Mac Go. Go Mac Go! Stick It In Her Pooper! Stick It In Her Pooper!

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You know what you have to do.

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[quote]SWR wrote:
You know what you have to do.[/quote]

Put up gang signs?

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HMac before gaining 100 lbs.

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[quote]PB Andy wrote:
HMac before gaining 100 lbs.[/quote]

What’s with all the damn gang signs?!

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
PB Andy wrote:
HMac before gaining 100 lbs.

What’s with all the damn gang signs?![/quote]

www.urbandictionary.com ----> Shocker

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Google the term ‘Shocker’ :D. You will have your answer.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Just show the man some support.

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I have, a few pages ago!

stick it in her pooper, mac!

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Feist wrote:
CBear is jealous of HMac. Just a little, but I feel it in the Force.

And this woman sounds batshit crazy anyway, so I’ll encourage him every step of the way. [/quote]

^^^^^^^^^^And, THIS is the main reason this thread interests me. I’m curious to see what happens afterwards. It’s better than bad reality TV.

I’m thinking she has a shrine with a ton of pics of Mac growing up, from the time he was in her class, till present.