Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
ok sorry, i spoke too soon.

i guess we are a go on this. although i was referring to next weekend and she is referring to this weekend.

edit* and since i know you can’t read well sen…

"Well, I guess I’ll take the _________ thing as a compliment… but I like to at least know the people who I’m friends with lol…

So you didn’t check out your teachers in middle school? Thought you were going to ask me to the dance or something lol… of course girls had cooties… you boys were so silly… but sweet :slight_smile: And wow, thank you for the compliment :slight_smile:

Are we talking this weekend already? Wow very cool. I have my kids most of the time, but I can be available Friday night, and possibly Saturday day (I have plans to go drunk canoeing with a bunch of people, but I’m not for sure if I’m going to go this time). I can also get some free time on Sunday. If you’re still around on Monday, I can get out of school at 11:30. Let me know what works for you, and I’ll see if I can tear myself away from all my “other” boy toys… LOL “other”?? Does that mean you’re included? hehe… But really, it will be awesome to see you again :slight_smile:

Email me or call or text… __________. [/quote]

For those of you that want the short version, here it goes:

“Get your ass down to Florida for four days of blowjobs. lol, hehe, lololol. :)”

I think we all agree this is a definite shot, we’ve all seen advancements after each conversation, but get on the phone man! trust me.

[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
To echo the words of nomorewar, ITS TIME FOR YOUR ORAL EXAM.
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Fixed.

although one thing i’ve noticed now that i’ve started the whole e-stalking thing is that she hangs out with lots of women with extremely large ta-tas.

so that’s exciting i guess.

Give her a bottle of aspirin. If she says, “What’s this for?”

Say, “To ease the pain of your head banging against the headboard all night long.”

[quote]imhungry wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
ok sorry, i spoke too soon.

i guess we are a go on this. although i was referring to next weekend and she is referring to this weekend.

edit* and since i know you can’t read well sen…

"Well, I guess I’ll take the _________ thing as a compliment… but I like to at least know the people who I’m friends with lol…

So you didn’t check out your teachers in middle school? Thought you were going to ask me to the dance or something lol… of course girls had cooties… you boys were so silly… but sweet :slight_smile: And wow, thank you for the compliment :slight_smile:

Are we talking this weekend already? Wow very cool. I have my kids most of the time, but I can be available Friday night, and possibly Saturday day (I have plans to go drunk canoeing with a bunch of people, but I’m not for sure if I’m going to go this time). I can also get some free time on Sunday. If you’re still around on Monday, I can get out of school at 11:30. Let me know what works for you, and I’ll see if I can tear myself away from all my “other” boy toys… LOL “other”?? Does that mean you’re included? hehe… But really, it will be awesome to see you again :slight_smile:

Email me or call or text… __________.

Damn, she’s playing hard to get. I hate it when women play these frigging games.[/quote]

haha, I know right?

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Give her a bottle of aspirin. If she says, “What’s this for?”

Say, “To ease the pain of your head banging against the headboard all night long.”[/quote]

So going to use this on the gf today…Full of win.

Just wondering, is there a Planet Fitness where this girl lives? Because if you can bang this broad and set off the Lunk Alarm in one trip, I will nominate you for Lifetime Emperor of T-Nation.

Appropriate thread theme song:

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
and here’s a pic she tagged me in of holymac in 6th grade.

(i went to a magnet school, dress code included tucked in shirts and belt, don’t make fun of me dammit)[/quote]

Mac, you were a cute little bugger, what happened?
This whole thread freaks me out, she still imagines you as a 6th grader.
Imagine if the gender roles were reversed, haha, the outrage it would bring.
That being said, no way you are going home with blue balls. Get in, get it done and GTFO as fast as possible. At 22, you are supposed to be doing really stupid stuff and this qualifies big time.

[quote]dianab wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
and here’s a pic she tagged me in of holymac in 6th grade.

(i went to a magnet school, dress code included tucked in shirts and belt, don’t make fun of me dammit)

Mac, you were a cute little bugger, what happened?
This whole thread freaks me out, she still imagines you as a 6th grader.
Imagine if the gender roles were reversed, haha, the outrage it would bring.
That being said, no way you are going home with blue balls. Get in, get it done and GTFO as fast as possible. At 22, you are supposed to be doing really stupid stuff and this qualifies big time.[/quote]

By “stupid stuff”, you meant “Smartest fucking thing he has ever done in his life” Right?

V

[quote]Vegita wrote:
dianab wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
and here’s a pic she tagged me in of holymac in 6th grade.

(i went to a magnet school, dress code included tucked in shirts and belt, don’t make fun of me dammit)

Mac, you were a cute little bugger, what happened?
This whole thread freaks me out, she still imagines you as a 6th grader.
Imagine if the gender roles were reversed, haha, the outrage it would bring.
That being said, no way you are going home with blue balls. Get in, get it done and GTFO as fast as possible. At 22, you are supposed to be doing really stupid stuff and this qualifies big time.

By “stupid stuff”, you meant “Smartest fucking thing he has ever done in his life” Right?

V[/quote]

LOL, if he gets away scott free, you may be right!
Or she may hunt him down and cut off his nuts for souvenirs. She did keep his 6th grade picture. Creepy.

haha. it’s even worse when chatting in real time.

dates are set for nov 6-8th weekend. two weeks. bare with me guys. tickets are being purchased and sent to rhino jockey.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
haha. it’s even worse when chatting in real time.

dates are set for nov 6-8th weekend. two weeks. bare with me guys. tickets are being purchased and sent to rhino jockey.[/quote]

You are becoming a God among men you know that right?

Im going to live vicariously through you Holy. At least from the 6 - 8th of nov.

This thread is epic though. Pictures, chats and a follow through. Perfect. People must learn from this as to stop making posts that discusses some “crazy story” or “insane night” with lack of pictures and shit.

hehe haha lol rofl lmao roflcopter hehahehehahe lol

Inspirational thread, I only had one hot teacher throughout k-12, but she was pretty hot…wish I could remember her name. I did have a high school teacher who was in a porno when she was younger, but was way past her prime.

We should ask Tim if he could order a Holymac statue for the headquarters of T-Nation.

hehe lol LMAO

Fucking golden Holy Mac.