You got it!, well done. So what the fuck is up with Winnipeg you ask? Well, I just accepted a promotion in Winnipeg and as silly as it sounds one of my first thoughts when I was asked was “What about “my” cell”…sure moving Mrs. Cake, the Muffins, getting a new house, finding schools, enrolling Mrs. Cake in classes and walking into what has very accurately been described as a “shitshow” operationally in the next 4 weeks would keep most men preoccupied but not me.
I worry about my T-buddies and where I am going to work out.
While I will get back to Calgary a few times a year and will endeavour to have these times coincide with an Alberta T-Cell gathering, my need for local T-Cell connection will be high. I have never heard of anyone here mention Winnipeg but if there are any Lurkers from tha’ Peg now is the time to shout out!
Please.
Pretty Please?
Make a 'Cake a happy 'Cake…
“I wouldn’t say it’s cold, but every year Winnipeg’s athlete of the year is an ice fisherman”
I got a promotion years ago that required relocation in about that time frame. You got your work cut out for you, buddy.
But fear not, because as you know, T-Nation has no geographical boundaries, so you can always come back here and get your fill of annoying and irrelevant posts.
So you went and took it
I always knew you loved a challenge
you know you’ll have my support and assistance if you need it. Let me tell you brother Calgary and Alberta District are losing a very great person, Get out to Winnepeg and KICK ASS.
Lui
This is how I have to find out…on the forum? You could have called me you know. You can’t go. That’s it. Plain and simple. Who do I have to call to change all this nonsense? The Vixens need eye-candy too,… right girls?
You are an incredibly talented person, you will be missed by all your friends here in AB.
For the people asking where Winnipeg is in relation to Calgary, it’d probably be the equivalent of driving from Pittsburgh to Chicago. Probably a little less, but about 10 hours of driving.
I’m pretty sure.
Fact of the matter: you will no longer have testicles, you will have ice-ticles. Hahahahaha. I made that up myself.
Your Beautiful Wife and I have fallen in Love and our plan is to move to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico where we will craft a new life with each other using unabashed admiration for each other as a foundation to build our future.
Of course we will need some sustenance other than the emotional fodder supplied by love so I will become a world famous Baker ~ “Pastry by CAKE,” and Jac will open a pseudo-mystical head shop where local pot-heads and tourists alike may view and purchase cleverly disguised Molson Canadian bottles that will be sold as “Authentic Canadian Penguin Bongs”.
I realize that this is a sudden change of events for you, to ease the blow I have sent you my Big Screen T.V and will follow that with the delivery of my CD collection as soon as I strip it of all the CD’s that I actually like. That this will leave you with Supertramp, Megadeath and some band called “Them Damn Coyotes” (pronounced “ki Yootes”) should not diminish your enjoyment of them at all.
Even if it does, what am I going to care? I’m gonna be in New Mexico with your wife!
As far as geography goes, Winnipeg is directly north of Grand Forks, North Dakota about 12 hours east of Calgary. For those Americans who do not know where North Dakota is, shame on you and shame on Ms. Wilson your 5th grade geography teacher! I mean what the fuck were you doing in her class all that time? Obviously NOT learning about North America.
I suggest you go to her house immediately (224 Applegrove Lane) and slap her for the lousy education you suffered at her hands.
Late reply, I missed this thread- I’m in Winnipeg, we could use a T-Cell here like nobody’s business. Don’t know if you’ll catch this post or not, but if you do mail me at cabermcjock@hotmail.com and I’ll try to answer any questions you might have. Here’s the easy ones:
Yes, the winters are cold. In fact, there are no metrpolitan centers of similar/greater size in the world colder than Winnipeg. But the summers are great.
The mosquitos are BIG. if you have small pets (terriers, cats etc.) you may want to leave them at home- they’ll be carried off for sure.
Winnipeg has, per capita, the highest proportion of HOT women anywhere. Seriously. It’s crazy.
Gay-ass flame shirts are against the law. (kidding! It’s only a ticket.)
