ok my manager gave this to me since its soooo boring here right now. but its hilarious and i thought to share with the t-nation
imagine praying and hearing the following
thank you for calling heaven
for english press 1
for spanish press 2
for all other languages press 3
please select one of the following options
press 1 for request
press 2 for thanksgiving
press 3 for complaints
press 4 for all others
i am sorry, all other angles and saints are busy helping other sinners RIGHT now. however, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was recieved. please stay on the line.
if you would like to speak to
god, press 1
jesus, press 2
holy spirit, press 3
to find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enter his social security # followed by the pound sign.
if you recieve a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666
for reservations to heaven,
please enter JOHN followed by the numbers, 3 16.
for answers to nagging ?'s about dinosaurs, life and other planets,
please wait until you arive in heaven for the specifics.
our computers show that you have already been prayed for today,
please hang up and call again tomorrow.
the office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
RFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHA
i hope you t-man/t-vixens enjoyed it as much as i did.
mike