[quote]Christine wrote:
But they sure are entertaining! In a cute, tin foil hat, bunker full of weapons, hysterical sort of way.[/quote]
Hey now, get the terminology right.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
…Just admit it, Push. You know deep down that my judgment is superior.
I think in many respects your judgment is uncannily superior. Not necessarily the respects that you wish me to think but nonetheless…
You’ll come around. You’ll see the light eventually. My judgment in most respects is quite superior.
Thank you, Ms. Humility. Or may I call you Miss?[/quote]
I learned my humble ways from the best.
I saw his post. You guys think that just now President-elect Obama has just had an epiphany and just might take the job seriously? LMAO.
You guys sure are cute. You make me giggle like a giddy school girl.
Do you guys have tea parties in your ammo fort? A secrete password, or a special knock?
[quote]valiance. wrote:
pat wrote:
valiance. wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
I agree with the title of the thread.
Go, Obama.
Go, go, go.
Doesn’t matter where.
Just go.
How about into the Oval Office?
I want to nail his wife and make him watch.
so you’re NOT a fan of his then?
C-walks to Young Jeezy[/quote]
Damn, I thought I was being incognito. But still, politics and personality aside she is one of the better looking first bitches. I mean, Laura was alright, but to old. Barbra Bush, I mean she was hot and all, but I think Mrs. Commie, I mean Obama, is a better looker.
[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
apbt55,
I have a hard time understanding how someone who seems to know as much as you do about security clearances can draw the conclusions you have. Obama’s history is not all that different from many who have security clearances. Take my friend’s soon-to-be husband for example. He works for a DoD contractor. He’s recently graduated to, as he claims, “above top secret.” He grew up in thailand to missionary parents, had a few wild teenage years, has traveled the world, and still got clearance. He said the initial application (for secret) took A LONG time, top secret was a snap, and then it took a rather long time for his current status.
People are denied clearance for a lot of reasons, but I doubt any of what you’ve listed would have prevented Obama from receiving clearance. This is why those of us who live and work around government think you’re being quite loony. [/quote]
May have more to do with what I was working on, we were genetically manipulating biological agents, sepcifically anthrax. I can’t state specifically how, but if waht you are saying is true, then that might be one of the reasons,
I don’t find it loony though because from my experience, it doesn’t take much to be denied or have resticted clearances.
[quote]apbt55 wrote:
Gambit_Lost wrote:
apbt55,
I have a hard time understanding how someone who seems to know as much as you do about security clearances can draw the conclusions you have. Obama’s history is not all that different from many who have security clearances. Take my friend’s soon-to-be husband for example. He works for a DoD contractor. He’s recently graduated to, as he claims, “above top secret.” He grew up in thailand to missionary parents, had a few wild teenage years, has traveled the world, and still got clearance. He said the initial application (for secret) took A LONG time, top secret was a snap, and then it took a rather long time for his current status.
People are denied clearance for a lot of reasons, but I doubt any of what you’ve listed would have prevented Obama from receiving clearance. This is why those of us who live and work around government think you’re being quite loony.
May have more to do with what I was working on, we were genetically manipulating biological agents, sepcifically anthrax. I can’t state specifically how, but if waht you are saying is true, then that might be one of the reasons,
I don’t find it loony though because from my experience, it doesn’t take much to be denied or have resticted clearances.[/quote]
I checked to make sure the papers were published so the gist is posted in the intellegent design thread.
[quote]pat wrote:
Damn, I thought I was being incognito. But still, politics and personality aside she is one of the better looking first bitches. I mean, Laura was alright, but to old. Barbra Bush, I mean she was hot and all, but I think Mrs. Commie, I mean Obama, is a better looker. [/quote]
Ew.
She’s all yours, man.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
pat wrote:
Damn, I thought I was being incognito. But still, politics and personality aside she is one of the better looking first bitches. I mean, Laura was alright, but to old. Barbra Bush, I mean she was hot and all, but I think Mrs. Commie, I mean Obama, is a better looker.
Ew.
She’s all yours, man.[/quote]
I like’em nappy, greasy and dirty 
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
…You guys sure are cute. You make me giggle like a giddy school girl…
Yeah, I bet you’re ticklish too.
Do you guys have tea parties in your ammo fort? A secrete password, or a special knock?
We drink whisky and look at old torn out pages of Penthouse and dream of giddy school girls. Our password, not secret at all, is "Ride 'em hard and leave ‘em wet and gaspin’. Our special knock is three times with the middle finger in a hook grip.
[/quote]
Don’t give away the knock! Damn.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
pat wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
…You guys sure are cute. You make me giggle like a giddy school girl…
Yeah, I bet you’re ticklish too.
Do you guys have tea parties in your ammo fort? A secrete password, or a special knock?
We drink whisky and look at old torn out pages of Penthouse and dream of giddy school girls. Our password, not secret at all, is "Ride 'em hard and leave ‘em wet and gaspin’. Our special knock is three times with the middle finger in a hook grip.
Don’t give away the knock! Damn.
When the giddy school girls realize that’s our special knock, they’ll show up at the fort in droves. We’ll let 'em in, show 'em around for awhile, and then kick 'em out with some nasty wet towel snapping on their bare lil asses. The more politically liberal the girl is, the snappier the towel.
I can make a mean ol’ rat tail out of a wet towel and girls like Miss C will run home cryin’ to mom, not near as giddy as when they showed up at our fort with their eyes all sparklin’ and full of anticipation.[/quote]
Oh, well in that case…
But we are going to paint your playhouse… uh, I mean Ammo Fort… pink first! We are going to put frilly bows on your dogs and cover the place with daisies.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
pat wrote:
Damn, I thought I was being incognito. But still, politics and personality aside she is one of the better looking first bitches. I mean, Laura was alright, but to old. Barbra Bush, I mean she was hot and all, but I think Mrs. Commie, I mean Obama, is a better looker.
Ew.
She’s all yours, man.[/quote]
Those Illuminati plastic surgeons can do wonders, can’t they?
Obama wears his ‘special make-up’ while Michelle went the whole way. They both took lessons from Michael Jackson, btw.
Alex wit on MSNBC…
You know, John, and it?s interesting because there are many who had such an optimistic and hopeful opinion of things, and you certainly can?t expect things to change [snaps fingers] on a dime overnight, but there are many who suggested that with the outgoing Bush administration and the incoming Obama administration there would be something of a lull in terrorism attacks. There had been such a global outpouring of affection, respect, hope, with the new administration coming in, that precisely these kinds of attacks, it was thought ? at least hoped ? would be dampered down. But in this case it looks like Barack Obama is getting a preview of things to come.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/rich-noyes/2008/12/01/msnbc-anchor-frets-why-hasn-t-obama-s-election-ended-terrorism
And a little satire…
Apologetic Mumbai Killers: “We Didn’t Get the Memo About Obama”
[i]MUMBAI - Ajmal Amir Kasab, the sole surviving member of the 10-man team of Pakistani gunmen that left hundreds dead or wounded after a bloody three day rampage in Mumbai, today blamed the mayhem on an “email mixup” that left him and his colleagues unaware that Barack Obama had won election as President of the United States.
“What? Oh bloody hell, now you tell me,” said Kasab, as he was led away in handcuffs by Indian security forces.
Kasab, 21, apologized to Indian President Pratibha Patil, explaining that no one in his group had known about the recent U.S. election results.
“Boy, talk about having egg on the face,” said a visibly embarrassed Kasab. “If we knew Bush was on his way out, obviously we would have called off the crazy random baby-shootings and martyrdom stuff, and signed on with the Peace Corps or Habitat for Humanity. At this point I guess all I can say is ‘my bad.’”
“Seriously, I can’t even begin to tell you how shitty the whole situation makes me feel,” he added dejectedly. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m as thrilled as everybody else to find out Barack won the election, but this moment is always going to be bittersweet knowing that all those shootings were tragically unnecessary. Not to mention the six weeks I wasted in training camp.”
Kasab, who is personally suspected of killing over 30 victims at point-blank range in a posh Mumbai hotel, was at a loss to explain how he and other members of the terrorist assault team remained unaware of the historic U.S. election results that many American analysts predicted would lead to an immediate and permanent outbreak of rapturous harmony and transcendent brotherly love throughout the universe.
“Jeez, I’m… I don’t know, I just never got any kind of memo,” said Kasab. “The ironic thing is that just the other day, when we were ritually shaving our testicles for final martyrdom, a bunch of us were talking about how great and symbolic it would be if the American infidels would only elect an handsome, articulate young African-American infidel. That way we could just lay down the suicide belts and scimitars and suitcase nukes and finally get involved in the positive aspects of community activism, like raising awareness for breast cancer research. Look, I know it’s a cliche to point fingers at the IT department, but our email system really sucks. And it’s hard to find a decent wi-fi hot spot in Northwest Pakistan.”
Tragically, though, it appears that internet connectivity was only the tip of the iceberg in a system-wide Obama news communication failure at Al Qaeda Headquarters.
“Obama won? Seriously?” said an astonished Abdul Aziz Qasim, Senior Media Affairs Director for Al Qaeda’s Peshawar Office at an afternoon press conference announcing responsibility for the attacks. “I mean… you’re positively sure of that?”
After a reporter screened a YouTube video for him showing Obama’s election night celebration, Qasim angrily summoned his intelligence department.
“Have any of you seen this? Any of you?” shouted Qasim, jabbing at the laptop screen with his hook, as his staff awkwardly stared at their sandals. “Because it would have been nice to know about it TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO.”
“Can one of you idiots remind me why I pay you?” he continued. “Because all I know is that I’m the only one in this goddamn tent who ends up taking the heat from bin Laden and Zawahiri, and gets stuck doing the damage control caused by you stupid fuckups.”
Regaining his composure, Qasim said that Al Qaeda would work to make amends with victims of the Mumbai tragedy, including sending flowers and handwritten apology notes containing 1000 rupee ($12.65) PakMart gift cards to the surviving families of all 173 dead. Wounded victims are slated to receive a 50 rupee coupon good at participating Waziristan Fried Chicken restaurants.
“Ultimately, I know the ‘buck stops here,’ but I just want to remind everybody in the infidel world that the only gripe that we’ve really ever had with you is about George Bush,” said Qasim. “There’s just something instantly irritating about that guy, you know what I mean? It’s that smirk, the way he says ‘nuke-u-ler’ and all that ‘evildoers’ crap. There’s only so much you can take of him before you start flying planes into skyscrapers or bombing subways, or shooting Hindus, or beheading Thai school teachers, and what-have-you.”
“Believe me, now that Bush is out of the picture we’re just as upset about those senseless killings as everybody else, especially those of us who actually did the senseless killing,” he added. “All we ask is that the Indian judges not take it too hard on Ajmal. The poor kid feels bad enough already. It’s not his fault he didn’t find out about the infidel elections, you know how hard it is to get a decent Verizon cell in Mumbai. Now that we’re all on the same page again it would be a great time for all of us, believers and infidels alike, to put all the nonsense of the Bush years behind us and rekindle that beautiful peace and friendship thing we all had going on back in 2000.”
“I know my wife is looking forward to another Florida vacation – even though she’ll have to drop a few pounds to fit back into her beach chador,” Qasim joked. “She was only ten when we were there for our honeymoon.”
“Oh, before I forget, let me finally send our belated congratulations to President-Elect Obama,” said the Al Qaeda spokesman. “Let me also say we’re very sorry for the snafu in Mumbai, and hope this won’t put a damper on our negotiations for the peaceful return of Spain. We’re cool, right?”[/i]
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
But we are going to paint your playhouse… uh, I mean Ammo Fort… pink first! We are going to put frilly bows on your dogs and cover the place with daisies.
Nope, the only thing that ends up being pink in our fortress of masculinity is your freshly snapped ass. [/quote]
Nope. Not until after I paint a peace signs all over your playfort while forcing you to listen to Dylan and Baez.