She’s not smart enough to figure that out.
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You won..
I have more sir
Ditch pig
Big Game
Barracks Pig
Ride Pig
Quick question… i assume you were in corp
Yes sir
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These are all terrible, but why not?
Meat scabbard
Cum dumpster
Silver bullet
Assfault
Fleshlight in my hoodie
Sunday morning communion
Main street
A package of brillo pads that had been left under a leaky sink
Each one of these referrers to a specific person.
Edit: I want to clarity that these were said in the course of playful insulting with the person in question, they laughed and definitely got me back - “I feel like I’ve been having sex with a splinter,” for instance. These weren’t behind their back/locker room talk.
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Interesting to note my " barracks pig" 
is actually a Marine brat her dad was a lifer.
We were the epitome of scum… barracks stories are legendary
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Ill have to ask her if she has any base stories.
Oh lord… some dependents are total barracks horrors. I stayed far away… plenty of degenerate women in Oceanside and Tijuana
Breeding Stock
Yea I think so.
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Someone who makes life a lot more complicated for no reason just because they feel like it so it’s a lot easier to do it all yourself and avoid all the unnecessary problems by living a life of peace and quiet no outside interference whatsoever 
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Meat-with-holes.
“Mom, dad, meet Sandra, my meat-with-holes.”