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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Should have used some melanotan II to create an impressive, deep, lasting, safe tan, whilst minimising exposure to skin-aging UV rays.
Oh well.
Go back, complain, get free stuff. That’s what I would do 
Bushy[/quote]
Agreed. I’m getting ready to do my first run of this stuff next week.
Buyer be ware?
Anyway next time check the watts that the beds put out. There is usually a flip chart when you walk in telling you the max exposure time in each bed.
I’m guessing you were doing 10 minutes in a 45 minute bed and then tried doing 9 minutes in a 20 minute bed.
Sorry you got burned, that always sucks. Hawian Tropic makes as good after burn lotion as does bath and body works. I’ve used the HT one after getting pretty badly burned and I never peeled so I suggest that one. The Bath and Body one is good if it hurts. Lol I used to be a life guard so burning was a part of life (18 hour shift, I don’t care how much sunscreen you put on, you’ll burn).
Aloe is the perfect remedy, as has been said before. And don’t worry, Floridians don’t really care about tans/burns. If you’re burnt, that’s usually a good thing, it means you go outside, or at least look like it.
There’s no excuse for a Floridian to be pale (not even for Albinos, lol). You’ll fit right in, don’t worry!
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. Must suck for you yanks.
So being from South Carolina makes you a yankee?
Amanda, where in SC?[/quote]
I know I know I just wanted to call someone a yank goddamit.
Everyone around here is so picky.
Call me crazy, but I never understood the point of going to a tanning salon before going on vacation, especially Florida??? Why don’t you just tan overthere?
Play sports or volleyball or something and you will get a tan. Anyways, this thing about going to a tanning salon before going to a beach makes no sense to me. And you are not the only one, a guy in the gym went tanning big time, everyone asked him if he went on a vacation or something and he said no just a tanning salon BEFORE going to Cuba. Sounded pretty ridiculous to me. Some people are too obsessed about their look. Read a book or think of others instead. Sure I like to look nice but there is a limit I think.
So did you knock that bitch out or what?
I’m kind of a fire bug, so if you decide to burn the place down, please take pictures for me.
[quote]hit the gym wrote:
Play sports or volleyball or something and you will get a tan. Anyways, this thing about going to a tanning salon before going to a beach makes no sense to me. And you are not the only one, a guy in the gym went tanning big time, everyone asked him if he went on a vacation or something and he said no just a tanning salon BEFORE going to Cuba. Sounded pretty ridiculous to me. Some people are too obsessed about their look. Read a book or think of others instead. Sure I like to look nice but there is a limit I think.[/quote]
Maybe you should read a book on how not to post the same shit 5 times.
[quote]hit the gym wrote:
Call me crazy.[/quote]
You’re crazy
It’s not you, HTG. It’s this crazy forum. Always some weird shit going on. I double post all the time.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Post pics.[/quote]
hahaha…
Listen, as a fellow “palester” now living in Florida, I’m going to let you in on a little secret for sunburn care.
Solarcaine spray. Get the one with the blue cap. I’ve tried everything under the sun (fuck I’m clever) and this stuff is a life saver. Kills the pain, prevents peeling and leaves you with a tan the next day.
I’ve gotten roasted before at the salon…you can’t trust what the girl at the counter tells you, gotta go trail and error.
Fuck it, go get some baby oil and then lay out in the sun for a couple hours. That’ll give you a dark tan like a mofo.
[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
… My ass and back aren’t on fire now …[/quote]
I’m going to need pics to properly evaluate the true intensity of this situation.
[quote]football061 wrote:
AmandaSC wrote:
… My ass and back aren’t on fire now …
I’m going to need pics to properly evaluate the true intensity of this situation.
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Seconded. You can’t just throw comments like “my ass is on fire” out there, you have to prove it.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Should have used some melanotan II to create an impressive, deep, lasting, safe tan, whilst minimising exposure to skin-aging UV rays.
Bushy[/quote]
FYI:
I just read an article that melanotan II causes spontaneous erections in some men. Be careful, girls, that dark stranger may just be a bad boy. So make sure that safe sex goes along with that safe tan.
It doesn’t work on women, and melanotan I does not have this side effect.
Go ahead and vent…
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
hit the gym wrote:
Call me crazy.
You’re crazy[/quote]
Beat me to it.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Yes it does have that effect.
In fact melanotan II gives me the kind of rock hard erection that could crack diamonds.
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JohnnyBlaze kept a log about his use of MII - I believe he had exactly this reaction.
APRIL FOOL!