Gin in My Protein Shake

Now, the topic title wasn’t a publicity stunt. It is what it sounds. I thought I would try it to mix things up both literally and figuratively and I did. I was profoundly disturbed at how bad it DIDN"T taste. I think everyone should try something like this at least once just for fun. It was ingested right before work.

WARNING:
If you drink it, you might have too good of a time at work.

Thats what alcoholism is made of, right there! :wink:

[quote]Stength4life wrote:
Now, the topic title wasn’t a publicity stunt. It is what it sounds. I thought I would try it to mix things up both literally and figuratively and I did. I was profoundly disturbed at how bad it DIDN"T taste. I think everyone should try something like this at least once just for fun. It was ingested right before work.

WARNING:
If you drink it, you might get fired from work. [/quote]

Fixed.

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
Thats what alcoholism is made of, right there! ;)[/quote]

Seemingly. Everything in moderation mate. A drink a few times a week and never exceeding it isn’t necessarily alcoholism. I might have a sex addiction though. Do you know of any sex interventionist in the US? If you do, please refer them to me. (Just make sure they aren’t hot blondes I might get turned on.)

[quote]Stength4life wrote:
kheaslim wrote:
Thats what alcoholism is made of, right there! :wink:

Seemingly. Everything in moderation mate. A drink a few times a week and never exceeding it isn’t necessarily alcoholism. I might have a sex addiction though. Do you know of any sex interventionist in the US? If you do, please refer them to me. (Just make sure they aren’t hot blondes I might get turned on.)[/quote]

Masturbating profusely by yourself in a dark corner does not qualify as a sex addiction.

I used to put whiskey into protein shakes before going out to party.

Worked out pretty well.

Not exactly a great idea for actually making good gains but it kept me from being hungry.

So how much booze, water, and protein goes into these concoctions?

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
kheaslim wrote:
Thats what alcoholism is made of, right there! :wink:

Seemingly. Everything in moderation mate. A drink a few times a week and never exceeding it isn’t necessarily alcoholism. I might have a sex addiction though. Do you know of any sex interventionist in the US? If you do, please refer them to me. (Just make sure they aren’t hot blondes I might get turned on.)

Masturbating profusely by yourself in a dark corner does not qualify as a sex addiction.[/quote]

Haha

[quote]theuofh wrote:
So how much booze, water, and protein goes into these concoctions? [/quote]

16 oz water
2 scoops of EAS Vanilla Whey Protein (sorry Biotest)
2-3 shots

[quote]Stength4life wrote:
theuofh wrote:
So how much booze, water, and protein goes into these concoctions?

16 oz water
2 scoops of EAS Vanilla Whey Protein (sorry Biotest)
2-3 shots[/quote]

you’re slamming back almost 4oz of gin at once?

that can’t taste good

yeah, gin with anything does not sound appetizing to me. just something about the taste of pine sol that I don’t enjoy. Now if you mixed any kind of protein shake with vanilla vodka, that might be something…or like, a protein mudslide.

So do you use a fast acting whey only protein or casein to digest slower? How would I work this into CT’s peri nutrition?

[quote]dday wrote:
So do you use a fast acting whey only protein or casein to digest slower? How would I work this into CT’s peri nutrition? [/quote]

I assume mix with casein hydrolysate and pulse with it throughout the door for a constant drunk feeling.

Edit: I meant day, not door. Jesus I guess my brain wasn’t fully awake yet. Especially since my roommate woke my ass up with his alarm clock playing the Team America theme song.

This sounds stupid.

Like those guys that put a can of tuna in a chocolate (or any other flavor) protein shake. Buddy, there’s already 2 scoops of protein, so about 50g, so don’t ruin it with tuna. Heck, if you think you’re on a crazy bulk then finish the shake then have the tuna after!

Same goes with the booze. Have it after your shake…and at night, not in the morning!

[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
dday wrote:
So do you use a fast acting whey only protein or casein to digest slower? How would I work this into CT’s peri nutrition?

I assume mix with casein hydrolysate and pulse with it throughout the door for a constant drunk feeling. [/quote]

lol

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
you’re slamming back almost 4oz of gin at once?

that can’t taste good[/quote]

Yes it can…just don’t mix it in a protein shake.