Old …but…relevant.
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
pookie wrote:
Is that Chuck Norris?
I was a member of GIJoe[/quote]
HAHAHAHA! You son of a bitch, how dare you steal my Joe uniform? I bet you learned all the same martial arts and weapons proficiencies as me too!
On a related note, my cake toppers for my wedding was some Joe I put together myself along with Lady Jaye for the wife.
mike
[quote]vermilion wrote:
Those rumors have been going around for a while, with the usual internet fan shit-hemorrhaging, so Hasbro actually released a statement to set things straight. It’s the same GI Joe it was in the 80’s and they’re based out of the Pit. I’ve read elsewhere that the main villain in this film is Destro, which they’ll use to set up for Cobra Commander in the inevitable sequel. Here’s the Hasbro link:
http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/default.cfm?page=News/Item&newsid=F285F255-D56F-E112-46FAEBF95750D7E9
[/quote]
Well,I’m praying thats the truth…considering Dennis Quaid is saying himself that GI JOE is acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity…said so on re-run episode of Tonight Show. I sure hope he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about,but considering he’s in the movie…it remains to be seen.
Cast thats been confirmed:
Duke: Channing Tatum(Step Up…hmmm)
The Baroness: Sienna Miller
Cobra Commander:Joseph Gordon-Levitt(3rd Rock from the Sun,The Lookout,Stop Loss)
General Hawk: Dennis Quaid
Scarlett: Rachel Nichols(tall red-head from Alias)
Snake Eyes: Ray Park
Storm Shadow: Byung-hun Lee(Korean actor/Japanese TV star…likeness was used for Wayne Holden in Lost Planet game)
Heavy Duty: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje(Oz,Lost)
Zartan: Arnold Vosloo(THE…Mummy)
Ripcord: Marlon Wayans(Requiem For A Dream…only serious role I’ve seen him in)
Destro: Christopher Eccleston(Doctor Who,Heroes)
Breaker: Said Taghmaoui(bad guy,terrorist in Vantage Point)
Cover Girl: KarolÃna Isela Kurková(Czech Supermodel)
Dennis Quaid,Sienna Miller,and a few others have already signed to do a total of 3 GI Joe movies!
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
vermilion wrote:
Those rumors have been going around for a while, with the usual internet fan shit-hemorrhaging, so Hasbro actually released a statement to set things straight. It’s the same GI Joe it was in the 80’s and they’re based out of the Pit. I’ve read elsewhere that the main villain in this film is Destro, which they’ll use to set up for Cobra Commander in the inevitable sequel. Here’s the Hasbro link:
http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/default.cfm?page=News/Item&newsid=F285F255-D56F-E112-46FAEBF95750D7E9
Well,I’m praying thats the truth…considering Dennis Quaid is saying himself that GI JOE is acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity…said so on re-run episode of Tonight Show. I sure hope he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about,but considering he’s in the movie…it remains to be seen.
Cast thats been confirmed:
Duke: Channing Tatum(Step Up…hmmm)
The Baroness: Sienna Miller
Cobra Commander:Joseph Gordon-Levitt(3rd Rock from the Sun,The Lookout,Stop Loss)
General Hawk: Dennis Quaid
Scarlett: Rachel Nichols(tall red-head from Alias)
Snake Eyes: Ray Park
Storm Shadow: Byung-hun Lee(Korean actor/Japanese TV star…likeness was used for Wayne Holden in Lost Planet game)
Heavy Duty: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje(Oz,Lost)
Zartan: Arnold Vosloo(THE…Mummy)
Ripcord: Marlon Wayans(Requiem For A Dream…only serious role I’ve seen him in)
Destro: Christopher Eccleston(Doctor Who,Heroes)
Breaker: Said Taghmaoui(bad guy,terrorist in Vantage Point)
Cover Girl: KarolÃna Isela Kurková(Czech Supermodel)
Dennis Quaid,Sienna Miller,and a few others have already signed to do a total of 3 GI Joe movies!
[/quote]
What a sucktastic, suck-ass, suckity-suck-suck cast. Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander? Are they on drugs? WTF? Christopher Eccleston as Destro? WTMF? You gotta be shitting me! Dennis Quaid? Sienna Miller? What are these people thinking?
This movie will turn out to be a failure of epic proportions.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
What a sucktastic, suck-ass, suckity-suck-suck cast. Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander? Are they on drugs? WTF? Christopher Eccleston as Destro? WTMF? You gotta be shitting me! Dennis Quaid? Sienna Miller? What are these people thinking?
This movie will turn out to be a failure of epic proportions.[/quote]
I am beginning to think their take on it will be more like that Go Speed racer movie coming out and much less like Batman Begins…as in creating a world that is much less realistic rather than trying to make it much darker and more realistic than it ever was.
Well…my hopes of this bringing what I knew as GI Joe to life are down…but I hope it will at least still be entertaining…and bearable. Anyways…I found a few more pics from the cast.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/articles/4435.asp
Here’s a picture of scarlett!
Sign me up! I love the thong “added” to the uniform. I think Rachel Nichols looks great here.
…
[quote]medevac wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
OK…I have found numerous articles stating that G.I. JOE is going to be an acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity…an INTERNATIONAL force…based out of Brussels!!! .
G.I. Joe…a real “global integrated joint operating” hero?
No that fucking sucks.[/quote]
That had me laughing hardcore.
“No that fucking sucks” …classic
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
vermilion wrote:
Those rumors have been going around for a while, with the usual internet fan shit-hemorrhaging, so Hasbro actually released a statement to set things straight. It’s the same GI Joe it was in the 80’s and they’re based out of the Pit. I’ve read elsewhere that the main villain in this film is Destro, which they’ll use to set up for Cobra Commander in the inevitable sequel. Here’s the Hasbro link:
http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/default.cfm?page=News/Item&newsid=F285F255-D56F-E112-46FAEBF95750D7E9
Well,I’m praying thats the truth…considering Dennis Quaid is saying himself that GI JOE is acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity…said so on re-run episode of Tonight Show. I sure hope he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about,but considering he’s in the movie…it remains to be seen.
Cast thats been confirmed:
Duke: Channing Tatum(Step Up…hmmm)
The Baroness: Sienna Miller
Cobra Commander:Joseph Gordon-Levitt(3rd Rock from the Sun,The Lookout,Stop Loss)
General Hawk: Dennis Quaid
Scarlett: Rachel Nichols(tall red-head from Alias)
Snake Eyes: Ray Park
Storm Shadow: Byung-hun Lee(Korean actor/Japanese TV star…likeness was used for Wayne Holden in Lost Planet game)
Heavy Duty: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje(Oz,Lost)
Zartan: Arnold Vosloo(THE…Mummy)
Ripcord: Marlon Wayans(Requiem For A Dream…only serious role I’ve seen him in)
Destro: Christopher Eccleston(Doctor Who,Heroes)
Breaker: Said Taghmaoui(bad guy,terrorist in Vantage Point)
Cover Girl: KarolÃna Isela Kurková(Czech Supermodel)
Dennis Quaid,Sienna Miller,and a few others have already signed to do a total of 3 GI Joe movies!
What a sucktastic, suck-ass, suckity-suck-suck cast. Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander? Are they on drugs? WTF? Christopher Eccleston as Destro? WTMF? You gotta be shitting me! Dennis Quaid? Sienna Miller? What are these people thinking?
This movie will turn out to be a failure of epic proportions.[/quote]
well, this is gonna be crap-tastic
[quote]MikeShank wrote:
Here’s a picture of scarlett!
Sign me up! I love the thong “added” to the uniform. I think Rachel Nichols looks great here.[/quote]
How you doin?

Heavy Duty looks like a fucking BADASS MOFO!

Stormshadow
I’m not sure if I’m liking how Stormshadow looks, everyone else up to this one I’ve been fine with.
[quote]Backlash79 wrote:
Stormshadow
I’m not sure if I’m liking how Stormshadow looks, everyone else up to this one I’ve been fine with. [/quote]
Not much different than the comics…at all.
Where the run the potential of a true fuck up is with Destro’s metallic head.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Backlash79 wrote:
Stormshadow
I’m not sure if I’m liking how Stormshadow looks, everyone else up to this one I’ve been fine with.
Not much different than the comics…at all.
Where they run the potential of a true fuck up is with Destro’s metallic head.[/quote]
Right on…along with their depiction of Cobra Commander.
I’m interested to see how he plays Cobra Commander. Could be another Heath Ledger performance or maybe…not.
I cant seem to attach the image. But, I think these are recent photos of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I was a member of GIJoe[/quote]
Holy crap, I had one of these, too. Mine was codename Blackout. I lost the documentation, but I still have the figure.



