This is from my George Carlin-a-Day Calender…
My working title [for a new reality makeover show] is “Try Looking Like That for a Change!” You start by picking three incredibly beautiful, successful supermodels and then, agaisnt their wills, you sedate them, strap them down, and subject them to extensive plastic surgery. You give them big, misshapen noses; sagging eye-bags; and plenty of wrinkles and drooping skin on their faces. Then you pump enough fat into their asses, hips, and thighs to make them really unhappy. When they come out of anesthesia, the audience yells, “Try Looking Like That for a Change!” I’m so excited about this one that I’m working on a variation that involves involuntary sex-change surgery.