Gentleman Needs Orion's Advice

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

What ever you want! He’ll get over it!

[quote]theBeth wrote:
The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…
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Ever thought about pursuing a career as an erotic romance writer?
I’d buy your stuff for my mom. Seriously.

Yesterday at the shopping gallery a women presented some sort of kindle clone and wanted to explain how you could connect the tablet with a video screen. Well she opened the wrong PDF on screen and the first line I read out from it loud was “He spurted into her face like there was no tomorrow” Everybody lost their shit especially when she tried to play it down by telling us how it was a free book that came with the thing and that she had no interest in that kind of literature.
Sure. It skipped to page 59 by itself.

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

An empath usually. Or heteroflexible.

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

An empath usually. Or heteroflexible.

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

Fun to talk to! Would you like to come to my lesbian party?

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Oh my lord. my eyes!

There’s two kinds of lesbians -

The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…

And then there are the kind who fall in with women because they have been broken by a man. Weak and resentful they slink amongst their kind. Needing to be needed. Fearing to be abandoned.[/quote]
Damn… How come I feel all this shit, but I could never think of all that to say?

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Oh my lord. my eyes!

There’s two kinds of lesbians -

The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…

And then there are the kind who fall in with women because they have been broken by a man. Weak and resentful they slink amongst their kind. Needing to be needed. Fearing to be abandoned.[/quote]
Damn… How come I feel all this shit, but I could never think of all that to say?[/quote]

You probably dont process your emotions enough.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Oh my lord. my eyes!

There’s two kinds of lesbians -

The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…

And then there are the kind who fall in with women because they have been broken by a man. Weak and resentful they slink amongst their kind. Needing to be needed. Fearing to be abandoned.[/quote]
Damn… How come I feel all this shit, but I could never think of all that to say?[/quote]

Alexithymia.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

Fun to talk to! Would you like to come to my lesbian party? [/quote]

Thought you’d never ask![/quote]

Bring some white wine!

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

Fun to talk to! Would you like to come to my lesbian party? [/quote]

Thought you’d never ask![/quote]

Bring some white wine![/quote]
You only have one leg?

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

Fun to talk to! Would you like to come to my lesbian party? [/quote]

Thought you’d never ask![/quote]

Bring some white wine![/quote]
You only have one leg?[/quote]

Yes - you didn’t know?

That’s why I’d rather someone else bring the wine.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

Fun to talk to! Would you like to come to my lesbian party? [/quote]

Thought you’d never ask![/quote]

Bring some white wine![/quote]
You only have one leg?[/quote]

Yes - you didn’t know?

That’s why I’d rather someone else bring the wine.[/quote]
Makes sense.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
But what do you call a man who likes to process feelings?[/quote]

Fun to talk to! Would you like to come to my lesbian party? [/quote]

Thought you’d never ask![/quote]

Bring some white wine![/quote]

White???

Well, ok.

Can we hit the gym afterwards?[/quote]

Yes, white wine. We’re not having a Bacchanalia, we’re having a lesbian party! We can process our feelings and support one another best if we stick to white wine.

And NO, we’re not going to the gym afterwards. Do that before you arrive, and make sure to shower in between.

can I tag along with the tall Asian? I promise to pour the wine and keep ya’all entertained