[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one. 
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I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one.
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I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.[/quote]
I know! My best friend and I were talking about becoming lesbians, because they’re always having awesome lesbian parties, where they get together to drink wine and eat local cheese and be entertaining and supportive of one another. As one lesbian acquaintance said of lesbian parties, “we process.” I love to process things, too! But men don’t. Stupid heterosexuality. 
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one.
[/quote]
I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.[/quote]
I know! My best friend and I were talking about becoming lesbians, because they’re always having awesome lesbian parties, where they get together to drink wine and eat local cheese and be entertaining and supportive of one another. As one lesbian acquaintance said of lesbian parties, “we process.” I love to process things, too! But men don’t. Stupid heterosexuality. :([/quote]
That’s only one end of lesbians though, you’re forgetting the side that wakes up five hours late on the weekend after a binge and has to go to their boxercise class cold, tired and angry from missing Ellen Degeneres.
Oh, you’re all haters. MY lesbians would be the cheery kind who wake up early and then either run or lift, like me.
It WAS a little cold on the way to the gym this morning. But not because I missed Ellen. I always miss Ellen, and I’m only cold in certain weather.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one.
[/quote]
I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.[/quote]
I know! My best friend and I were talking about becoming lesbians, because they’re always having awesome lesbian parties, where they get together to drink wine and eat local cheese and be entertaining and supportive of one another. As one lesbian acquaintance said of lesbian parties, “we process.” I love to process things, too! But men don’t. Stupid heterosexuality. :([/quote]
That’s only one end of lesbians though, you’re forgetting the side that wakes up five hours late on the weekend after a binge and has to go to their boxercise class cold, tired and angry from missing Ellen Degeneres.[/quote]
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Oh, you’re all haters. MY lesbians would be the cheery kind who wake up early and then either run or lift, like me.
It WAS a little cold on the way to the gym this morning. But not because I missed Ellen. I always miss Ellen, and I’m only cold in certain weather.
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I believe we may have found a clue Dr. Watson!
On the upside, I do enjoy wine and local cheese. Well, I enjoy Spanish wine, quite a lot, but I’m about half and half for my feelings on Manchego.
I’m only cold in cold weather too.
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one.
[/quote]
I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.[/quote]
I know! My best friend and I were talking about becoming lesbians, because they’re always having awesome lesbian parties, where they get together to drink wine and eat local cheese and be entertaining and supportive of one another. As one lesbian acquaintance said of lesbian parties, “we process.” I love to process things, too! But men don’t. Stupid heterosexuality. :([/quote]
That’s only one end of lesbians though, you’re forgetting the side that wakes up five hours late on the weekend after a binge and has to go to their boxercise class cold, tired and angry from missing Ellen Degeneres.[/quote]
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Did you see the Joe Rogan podcast with Jeffries on it ages ago? I’d not heard of Jim Jeffries up until that, but I got really into his comedy. Started to become a little unenthused with the more polite British comedians after people like Jeffries, Burr, Stanhope and all the other more vulgar comedians came to my attention.
Okay, that was funny as shit.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one.
[/quote]
I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.[/quote]
I know! My best friend and I were talking about becoming lesbians, because they’re always having awesome lesbian parties, where they get together to drink wine and eat local cheese and be entertaining and supportive of one another. As one lesbian acquaintance said of lesbian parties, “we process.” I love to process things, too! But men don’t. Stupid heterosexuality. :([/quote]
That’s only one end of lesbians though, you’re forgetting the side that wakes up five hours late on the weekend after a binge and has to go to their boxercise class cold, tired and angry from missing Ellen Degeneres.[/quote]
[/quote]
Did you see the Joe Rogan podcast with Jeffries on it ages ago? I’d not heard of Jim Jeffries up until that, but I got really into his comedy. Started to become a little unenthused with the more polite British comedians after people like Jeffries, Burr, Stanhope and all the other more vulgar comedians came to my attention.
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Haven’t seen that one. Saw Jeffries live a few years ago, puts on a good show. (For an Aussie)
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Here’s a much nicer one.
[/quote]
I watched 30 secs of that, does that mean I’m now infected with ghey?[/quote]
Gay people always seem to have so much fun, I wish I was gay so I could have that much fun.[/quote]
I know! My best friend and I were talking about becoming lesbians, because they’re always having awesome lesbian parties, where they get together to drink wine and eat local cheese and be entertaining and supportive of one another. As one lesbian acquaintance said of lesbian parties, “we process.” I love to process things, too! But men don’t. Stupid heterosexuality. :([/quote]
That’s only one end of lesbians though, you’re forgetting the side that wakes up five hours late on the weekend after a binge and has to go to their boxercise class cold, tired and angry from missing Ellen Degeneres.[/quote]
[/quote]
Did you see the Joe Rogan podcast with Jeffries on it ages ago? I’d not heard of Jim Jeffries up until that, but I got really into his comedy. Started to become a little unenthused with the more polite British comedians after people like Jeffries, Burr, Stanhope and all the other more vulgar comedians came to my attention.
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Haven’t seen that one. Saw Jeffries live a few years ago, puts on a good show. (For an Aussie) :)[/quote]
It’s really good, #203 from back in early April 2012, I haven’t watched the podcast for quite a while, but I distinctly remember that one being a very funny one.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Oh, you’re all haters. MY lesbians would be the cheery kind who wake up early and then either run or lift, like me.
It WAS a little cold on the way to the gym this morning. But not because I missed Ellen. I always miss Ellen, and I’m only cold in certain weather.
[/quote]
I believe we may have found a clue Dr. Watson!
On the upside, I do enjoy wine and local cheese. Well, I enjoy Spanish wine, quite a lot, but I’m about half and half for my feelings on Manchego.
I’m only cold in cold weather too. :)[/quote]
It sounds like you might be just the kind of lesbian I like! Would you like to come to one of my lesbian parties?
Edit: er, you do like processing your emotions, I hope?
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Oh, you’re all haters. MY lesbians would be the cheery kind who wake up early and then either run or lift, like me.
It WAS a little cold on the way to the gym this morning. But not because I missed Ellen. I always miss Ellen, and I’m only cold in certain weather.
[/quote]
I believe we may have found a clue Dr. Watson!
On the upside, I do enjoy wine and local cheese. Well, I enjoy Spanish wine, quite a lot, but I’m about half and half for my feelings on Manchego.
I’m only cold in cold weather too. :)[/quote]
It sounds like you might be just the kind of lesbian I like! Would you like to come to one of my lesbian parties?
Edit: er, you do like processing your emotions, I hope?[/quote]
I err… may or may not be a man. But if the lesbian party offer still stands then that would be delightful! Even if I don’t have too much in common, I’m sure I could find some really nice cheese.
I can process emotions, I just go through an emotionless drought every now and then, best to catch me on the upswing I guess.
I’m starting to think you’re all in lesbians with each other.
Oh my lord. my eyes!
There’s two kinds of lesbians -
The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…
And then there are the kind who fall in with women because they have been broken by a man. Weak and resentful they slink amongst their kind. Needing to be needed. Fearing to be abandoned.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Oh my lord. my eyes!
There’s two kinds of lesbians -
The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…
And then there are the kind who fall in with women because they have been broken by a man. Weak and resentful they slink amongst their kind. Needing to be needed. Fearing to be abandoned.[/quote]
Oh Beth.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I’m starting to think you’re all in lesbians with each other.[/quote]
I’ll be lesbian for you, you big hulking queen. Give pappy some sugahhh.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I’m starting to think you’re all in lesbians with each other.[/quote]
I’ll be lesbian for you, you big hulking queen. Give pappy some sugahhh.[/quote]
Can’t. No time.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I’m starting to think you’re all in lesbians with each other.[/quote]
I’ll be lesbian for you, you big hulking queen. Give pappy some sugahhh.[/quote]
Can’t. No time.[/quote]
Excuses. Don’t deny our love.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Oh my lord. my eyes!
There’s two kinds of lesbians -
The kind that genuinely love the twat, or in more appropriate terms, love other women because they can emotionally connect with them and have genuine, deep conversations about existentialism and the meaning of all things human and divine. They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…
And then there are the kind who fall in with women because they have been broken by a man. Weak and resentful they slink amongst their kind. Needing to be needed. Fearing to be abandoned.[/quote]
Well. There you have it!
Would you like to attend my lesbian party, Beth?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
They love them for the soft curves of their bodies, the smooth skin and intoxicating scents. The love them for the full sweet kisses and the way they shudder with delight with that first penetrating touch and collapse into your strong arms with breathless, raspy sighs. They love them for the passion in their eyes and the undulating insistence of their hips against yours. They love them for the way their hips sway in a sundress and the way water rivulets splatter and meander around their nipples in the shower. For the way they run their hair through fingers, absentmindedly unaware of making the watcher melt. These are the kind that love the way a woman fights, lies, and begs…the way she gives you her soul and demands yours in return. They love her for the jealousy, the possessive streak that both cages you and makes you high, makes you want to toss her around and make her pay for her greed…
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I think I’ll take a cold shower now.
