Geek S**T SEVEN

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[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]

Lol, I knew someone was going to bring that steaming pile up.

Ghost Rider may have been done worse as a single movie, but they’ve had three chances to make the Punisher right. It was done worse just on sheer volume.

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Yes, Jonah Hex was bad as well, but three to one, and counting

Next Gen Xbox launching 2013:

Info on ps4 release:

Seriously doubt we will see a PS4 before 2013. They know their audience now. It isn’t all kids who will just buy shit because its the in thing to do. If I plug down damn near 500 bucks for an entertainment system like this, it had better have enough new up grades to make it worth it.

Right now, Sony did a good job making the PS3 an all around entertainment system. It is pretty much all I watch.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]
Jonah Hex

The thing is, it would not be a hard story to tell properly. They always try and do it half-assed, and it shows.

And as X said, what the hell is with them trying to make him a hero? It’s not like there isn’t a precedent for an anti-hero being popular.

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]
Jonah Hex[/quote]

I think Transformer Girl fucked that movie up. His character wasn’t really that bad at all. The movie was just poorly put together.

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[quote] four60 wrote:
How I see 2011 teenagers with super powers Really acting.

- YouTube [/quote]

This sort of reminds me of the UK series Misfits. I didn’t watch the first season because the main characters were so unlikeable. I quickly got into it once I realized that it was about a bunch of teens who couldn’t be more undeserving of superpowers and how they use them. Very subversive take on superheroes:

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]

Lol, I knew someone was going to bring that steaming pile up.

Ghost Rider may have been done worse as a single movie, but they’ve had three chances to make the Punisher right. It was done worse just on sheer volume.[/quote]

The first movie doesn’t count - it was produced by Cannon and they butchered every comic book movie that came their way…and there are more missteps in Ghost Rider than in Punisher 2004 and War Zone combined. Jelly beans in a champagne glass? That’s like giving Castle a tutu and tiara.

[quote]fraggle wrote:
The thing is, it would not be a hard story to tell properly. They always try and do it half-assed, and it shows.

And as X said, what the hell is with them trying to make him a hero? It’s not like there isn’t a precedent for an anti-hero being popular.[/quote]

Comic book movies = big bucks. Studios snap them up. They will twist the source material to appeal to as wide a demographic as possible. Characters like Ghost Rider and Punisher don’t translate well from page to screen because the hard R rating required to truly do those characters justice means that ticket sales will be far less than a family-friendly property (and even they suffer, e.g FF).

Studios are mainly concerned with recouping their investment and getting as big a return on that investment as possible.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]

Lol, I knew someone was going to bring that steaming pile up.

Ghost Rider may have been done worse as a single movie, but they’ve had three chances to make the Punisher right. It was done worse just on sheer volume.[/quote]

The first movie doesn’t count - it was produced by Cannon and they butchered every comic book movie that came their way…and there are more missteps in Ghost Rider than in Punisher 2004 and War Zone combined. Jelly beans in a champagne glass? That’s like giving Castle a tutu and tiara.[/quote]

The tutu and tiara was a deleted scene in War Zone. :frowning:

Joking aside, I had forgotten how bad that movie was, but I still maintain Punisher has been shit on worse. The first one counts, as it was an example of what not to do. Before War Zone, they had 2 chances to see what worked and what didn’t, and they still fucked it up.

If the GR sequel is equally as bad, I will concede.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Seriously doubt we will see a PS4 before 2013. They know their audience now. It isn’t all kids who will just buy shit because its the in thing to do. If I plug down damn near 500 bucks for an entertainment system like this, it had better have enough new up grades to make it worth it.

Right now, Sony did a good job making the PS3 an all around entertainment system. It is pretty much all I watch.[/quote]

If they don’t and MS does, Sony is going to lose a lot of customers, provided the Xbox Next is a genuinely worthy upgrade. Obviously, this goes both ways - but if either of those rumours is true I’d be willing to bet they will try to be relatively close to each-others launch times.

I’m curious to see where they’ll go with it though. Other than beefing up internals, what more can they do?

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fraggle wrote:
The thing is, it would not be a hard story to tell properly. They always try and do it half-assed, and it shows.

And as X said, what the hell is with them trying to make him a hero? It’s not like there isn’t a precedent for an anti-hero being popular.[/quote]

Comic book movies = big bucks. Studios snap them up. They will twist the source material to appeal to as wide a demographic as possible. Characters like Ghost Rider and Punisher don’t translate well from page to screen because the hard R rating required to truly do those characters justice means that ticket sales will be far less than a family-friendly property (and even they suffer, e.g FF4).

Studios are mainly concerned with recouping their investment and getting as big a return on that investment as possible.
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Oh, I know the reasons why, and it is true, an R rating means a movie has to really be done right to pull in the $.

I do believe though, that done properly the raw material is there to make the story every bit as compelling as The Dark Knight. Also, it wouldn’t need that large of a budget. In the comics, he rarely had these massive battles with 50 or more bad guys. Usually it was 1-4 criminals, and even then, some of the henchmen deaths were implied.

The more I think about it though, given that his enemies were typically one offs, it would actually have better potential as a cable tv series.

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[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]

Lol, I knew someone was going to bring that steaming pile up.

Ghost Rider may have been done worse as a single movie, but they’ve had three chances to make the Punisher right. It was done worse just on sheer volume.[/quote]

The first movie doesn’t count - it was produced by Cannon and they butchered every comic book movie that came their way…and there are more missteps in Ghost Rider than in Punisher 2004 and War Zone combined. Jelly beans in a champagne glass? That’s like giving Castle a tutu and tiara.[/quote]

The tutu and tiara was a deleted scene in War Zone. :frowning:

Joking aside, I had forgotten how bad that movie was, but I still maintain Punisher has been shit on worse. The first one counts, as it was an example of what not to do. Before War Zone, they had 2 chances to see what worked and what didn’t, and they still fucked it up.

If the GR sequel is equally as bad, I will concede.
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Let’s be Frank here(pun intended) - the Cannon movie was a Punisher movie in name only. Any references to the comic were fleeting.
Knowing Cannon, it was more than likely a recycled ninja movie script. It didn’t have enough of the comic in it to get wrong; they just tacked on enough to call it a Punisher movie.

The 2004 version is tantalizingly close to being a very good movie (Jane, Travolta as a non-hammy villain, Punisher vs. the Russian, the guitar playing hitman). The crux of the problem is how they killed Castle’s family, and the decision to saddle him with three neighbors who took up a lot of screen time - time which would have been better spent on scenes of delicious violence - and whose only function was to humanize an essentially irredeemable character.

I can’t remember much about War Zone - that’s probably both a good and bad thing.

War Zone sucked. I can’t believe I even watched it all of the way through once…and with the guy from The Wire in it, I thought it had a chance.

That was some of the worst writing and direction in a movie ever. It was like they ignored that people don’t want “camp” in their super hero movies anymore.

[quote]fraggle wrote:
Oh, I know the reasons why, and it is true, an R rating means a movie has to really be done right to pull in the $.
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I’m saying that an R rating would alienate the non-fans and teenage audience.

The studio are aiming these movies at them, and that’s why they misfire creatively. They’ll quite happily throw the baby out with the bathwater because the mere mention of a comic book movie these days is enough to sell tickets. They currently don’t have an incentive to get the character right. That’ll change when the masses get sick of heroes, which will happen sooner rather because a lot of what gets released is the product of what a non-fan (studio bod) thinks another non-fan (Joe theatergoer) wants to see…

The R rating is a no-brainer for characters like Punisher because they are inherently violent. Of course, an adult certification is no guarantee of getting it right, but it’s a step in the right direction and opens the door for them to get the right tone as well.

They bought the rights because they are popular, in part because of the violent aspect…if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Ridiculous reports from the Man of Steel set indicate that Henry Cavill has been working out:

LOL…it would bother me if they weren’t reporting he was working out.

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[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

Punisher televsion show this has fail written all over it, part of what makes Frank Frank is the death of his family this guy is just a cop who decides to be judge jury and executioner[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. It was my favourite comic growing up, and it sucks to see such a great character ruined time after time.

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another comic brought to film or tv as badly.[/quote]

Ghost Rider.[/quote]

Lol, I knew someone was going to bring that steaming pile up.

Ghost Rider may have been done worse as a single movie, but they’ve had three chances to make the Punisher right. It was done worse just on sheer volume.[/quote]

The first movie doesn’t count - it was produced by Cannon and they butchered every comic book movie that came their way…and there are more missteps in Ghost Rider than in Punisher 2004 and War Zone combined. Jelly beans in a champagne glass? That’s like giving Castle a tutu and tiara.[/quote]

The tutu and tiara was a deleted scene in War Zone. :frowning:

Joking aside, I had forgotten how bad that movie was, but I still maintain Punisher has been shit on worse. The first one counts, as it was an example of what not to do. Before War Zone, they had 2 chances to see what worked and what didn’t, and they still fucked it up.

If the GR sequel is equally as bad, I will concede.
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Let’s be Frank here(pun intended) - the Cannon movie was a Punisher movie in name only. Any references to the comic were fleeting.
Knowing Cannon, it was more than likely a recycled ninja movie script. It didn’t have enough of the comic in it to get wrong; they just tacked on enough to call it a Punisher movie.

The 2004 version is tantalizingly close to being a very good movie (Jane, Travolta as a non-hammy villain, Punisher vs. the Russian, the guitar playing hitman). The crux of the problem is how they killed Castle’s family, and the decision to saddle him with three neighbors who took up a lot of screen time - time which would have been better spent on scenes of delicious violence - and whose only function was to humanize an essentially irredeemable character.

I can’t remember much about War Zone - that’s probably both a good and bad thing.[/quote]

I don’t know much about cannon, but yeah, there wasn’t a whole lot in common between the film and comic. Are you are saying it was never intended to be a punisher movie, but just a way to suck money out of fans through the name?

I generally agree with you about 2004, except that I thought Travolta sucked.

The biggest problem I have with his film treatment is that they make completely unnecessary changes from the comics, time after time. The punisher back story is elegant in it’s simplicity. Random unpredictable event destroys everything highly skilled veteran has to live for. Justice is denied through ordinary channels, and boom the Punisher is born. The right person could do a lot with the psychological/philosophical aspect, and still make a kick ass action movie.

I didn’t actually see all of War Zone, as my inlaws had rented it and I had to leave with about a half hour left. It was bad enough that I didn’t feel the need to finish. One part that stuck out was the unrealistic violence, as in, somebody gets shot and they fly thirty feet. It kind of went over the top on gore as well. I at least like the semblance of realism in movies that don’t involve magic or superpowers.

Men’s FItness article making fun of cosplayer’s, a little mean spirited but I sort of agree with the guy. Also here us a fanboy rebuttal. Too bad we live in a society where everyone get’s butt hurt over the slightest insult, maybe if they costumed conventioneers saw themselve they would put down the soda and try to be more like the people they are dressing as

mensfitness.com/lifestyle/entertainment/ny-comic-con-flabby-versions-of-your-favorite-superheroes

http://ifanboy.com/articles/whats-wrong-with-you-mens-fitness/